Worst thing you've done when drunk?

I cant remember his name he was really cute but man was he stupid!
 
When I was manager at Burger World I fired the janitor staff when they asked for a day off.....I said I didn't need em....I was drunk with power....
 
Puked a whole pitcher of Amaretto Sours and half a pizza on my brother's dog.:D
 
Really embarrassing!!

Got so drunk that I passed out...don't know what happened other than I woke up literally half dressed with an ugly guy sporting a tiny penis coming at me...I leaned over and threw up some more...got dressed, walked home and proceeded to wrench my ankle so bad that I had to crawl the last 1/4 mile home...not to mention the kick ass hangover I had to fake as the flu so I could still get my holiday pay from work....then had to face the humiliation of my bro telling me what all happened....:eek:

Won't let that happen again!!!!!
 
i melted into a giggling pile of jello, went from laughter to tears, and spent the ride home (after being to truck and crammed in the back seat) talking to a guy who died shortly after highschool. Oddly enough, he died car surfing.
 
I made a mess on my interns Blue Dress.
I also messed up some of my cigars with her as well.
 
giggling...oh I love good drunk stories...

Mine is tame! I picked a raging fight with my best friend and we didnt speak for about 6 months! Ooops...no more Vodka for me :D
 
i should mention for clarities sake that they guy died several years before my above mentioned experience. I'm never drinking everclear again.
 
I fell asleep while my lover was eating my pussy.

Ok, well, passed out. Whatever.
 
hhmm the worst thing I did?

went to a party at my second cousin's house, when I was 17, got horribly drunk with her, and ended up having sex with her.... it was terrible the next day.. its been almost 21 years now, and we still don't talk.... :(
 
Just one stupid thing?

That would have to be the time I drank an entire bottle of Fire water while partying with my ex and a bunch of people I didn't know.

Took a short break to puke pink all over his ex's car.

Went back to the 'party' and picked a fight with a drunk girl and implied that she slept with animals. I proceeded to fight with her at a gas station thirty minutes later.

It just wasn't pretty.
 
ok, since you're not telling yours...

Mine is posting my azz here on Lit.
 
Tripped at the top of some stairs and slid on my ass all the way to the bottom, pretty much shredding my pantyhose in the process. The guy I was with was in another room. He never checked to see what happened. Afterwards, he asked me if I heard any loud noises. I said, no. :rolleyes:
 
Drunk and high.....

drove a girl home, had a boner the sixe of Texas and never fucked her, took her back to the hotel with just a kiss(still supporting a huge boner) went back home and only remember the cock sucking she did, but not the drive both ways!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's badddddddd.
 
Originally posted by TantaLiza
Got so drunk that I passed out...don't know what happened other than I woke up literally half dressed with an ugly guy sporting a tiny penis coming at me...

Completely Scary :eek:

BTW, what's car surfing?
 
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Woke up in the sleeper car of a train bound for Amsterdam with a purse full of money I couldn't account for. I had no idea how I'd gotten there. I didn't remember buying the ticket or getting on the train. I had on idea where I was going, so I looked out the window until the train passed a sign that said we were about three kilometers from Alkmaar.

So, yeah. Waking up in another country.
 
I could tell you, but to be honest, I just hate admitting being THAT drunk and stupid to boot! The memory still gives me one of those full body cringes.......nuff said!


:rose: emi
 
Challenged a crackhead to a fight, by picking up a bottle and breaking the end off in Downtown LA at 2 am.
 
Now that I think of it, that incident in the limo was pretty bad too.
 
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