worst tasks ever

[neci]

today He told me, hopefully joking,

I'm going to tell you to dress in a Thomas the Tank Engine costume and cum in downtown. While screaming." More steam! MORE FUCKING STEAM!!!!"

and i wanted to start a thread for people to share some of the worst possible tasks ever.

 

[sb2009]

anything involvling clowns or country music. both would be terrifying.

 

[chy_girl]

today he told me, hopefully joking,

I'm going to tell you to dress in a Thomas the Tank Engine costume and cum in downtown. While screaming." More steam! MORE FUCKING STEAM!!!!"

only do it if he dresses up as mr. conductor and goes with you.

i think most already know worst task i've ever been given: finding a third. fucking bastard, anyways.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

today he told me, hopefully joking,

I'm going to tell you to dress in a Thomas the Tank Engine costume and cum in downtown. While screaming." More steam! MORE FUCKING STEAM!!!!"

and i wanted to start a thread for people to share some of the worst possible tasks ever.

Just FUCKING wow...

I love the creativity of this one....

 

[CurlyKat]

I haven't been given anything too bad, but if I am, y'all will be the first to know! Finding a third would be pretty dang close to top of the worst list for me, at least for right now.

Catching a spider, taming it, and then keeping it as a pet seems kind of scary, too. I keep hoping that one won't happen any time soon.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

When I had to release one.

 

[Bandit58]

Catching a spider, taming it, and then keeping it as a pet seems kind of scary, too. I keep hoping that one won't happen any time soon.

Sir once made me kill a huge cockroach (well it looked huge to me!) AND sweep it up with the dustpan and drop it over the balcony....I broke out in a sweat, I felt sick, and was absolutely terrified.

He now knows I was serious about my spider and large insect phobia....

 

[CurlyKat]

Sir once made me kill a huge cockroach (well it looked huge to me!) AND sweep it up with the dustpan and drop it over the balcony....I broke out in a sweat, I felt sick, and was absolutely terrified.

He now knows I was serious about my spider and large insect phobia....

Ewwww! I'm not really scared of roaches, except when they pop out of nowhere and scurry across things (or you), but they're still icky, icky things. Spiders are a whole other story. They make my heart start to race (not in a good way) and all common sense just goes right out the window. Instinct is to RUN!!!