Worst Sexual Experience?

[followmenow6969]

I got a good on for you all...

I went out with this girl I worked with she blew me on the way home when we got there her house was empty so we go undressed an begun to fuck I came and she had several an before I went soft she wanted it in the ass So i Pulled out and freaked the head o my cock was covered with what looked like cottage cheese...

Yeah a hell of a yeast infection, now I kno why she didn't wan me to go down on her...


Last time I dated her....

 

[Fingathing]

Some girl invited herself to my flat for sex and sleepover. She had really nice breasts. You know... the type that stand still and don't acknowledge gravity and they are huge and beautiful.

She forgot to mention that sperms grosses her out. And she wanted a tittyfuck. I've started cumming like crazy (my prostate is really strong). She started jumping around the bed, screaming while I was expecting candid camera to appear.

And she likes to be licked but she never tried sucking cock. And she described how awful "that thing looks on guys". Yeah, really romantic...

And then when I put it in her she started talking about her aborted babye some 5-6 years ago... In the middle of the sex. That was really too much for me.

 

[7inchglory]

Some girl invited herself to my flat for sex and sleepover. She had really nice breasts. You know... the type that stand still and don't acknowledge gravity and they are huge and beautiful.

She forgot to mention that sperms grosses her out. And she wanted a tittyfuck. I've started cumming like crazy (my prostate is really strong). She started jumping around the bed, screaming while I was expecting candid camera to appear.

And she likes to be licked but she never tried sucking cock. And she described how awful "that thing looks on guys". Yeah, really romantic...

And then when I put it in her she started talking about her aborted babye some 5-6 years ago... In the middle of the sex. That was really too much for me.

Wow! Nightmare sex! I would never want to be put in a situation like that :S The worst part it is it was your place and couldn't just run out of there yourself

 

[tkinsc]

Mine was the first blow job I received, and I'm not sure how many she had given. When it was happening it was fun because I was getting a blow job. However, she was dragging her teeth a bit, which led to a nasty bruise on the head of my cock. While it was nice to get my first blow job, it was rather uncomfortable for a few days after.

 

[7inchglory]

yep! Seems like that's the usual story for gents who get head from a girl, who is giving it for the first time. I find it hot to watch their progression from timid ladies as they become sex vixens

 

[Ready4change]

The one I had tonight!!

 

[Jaime_H]

The one I had tonight!!

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[CurlyWurly]

I've had some crap sex unfortunately.

I met this guy on a night out. I was my housemate and the four of us came back to ours. We went up to my room and I was being super flirty as you are...but he just didn't seem to be getting the hint. I knew he fancied me...anyway to cut a long story short, he was just inexperienced. When we finally got down to it (no oral, no fingers, I didn't even see his cock until afterwards!), he just got on top and pumped away for a minute at most. Fortunately I was turned on enough anyway for it to work.

And that was it, he thought he'd done his bit! He had a nicely big cock as well, I was so disappointed.

 

[Ready4change]

This story needs developing!

I'll tell you anything you'd like to know

 

[7inchglory]

I've had some crap sex unfortunately.

I met this guy on a night out. I was my housemate and the four of us came back to ours. We went up to my room and I was being super flirty as you are...but he just didn't seem to be getting the hint. I knew he fancied me...anyway to cut a long story short, he was just inexperienced. When we finally got down to it (no oral, no fingers, I didn't even see his cock until afterwards!), he just got on top and pumped away for a minute at most. Fortunately I was turned on enough anyway for it to work.

And that was it, he thought he'd done his bit! He had a nicely big cock as well, I was so disappointed.

2 pump chump... that sucks

I'm curious enough to ask how flirty were you? And did you have to spell it out for him before he got the hint that you wanted sex?

 

[CurlyWurly]

2 pump chump... that sucks

I'm curious enough to ask how flirty were you? And did you have to spell it out for him before he got the hint that you wanted sex?

I thought I was being pretty flirty, not sure why he didn't realise. I didn't have my hands all over him though, that's just cheap.

 

[argh1032]

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[Fingathing]

Wow! Nightmare sex! I would never want to be put in a situation like that :S The worst part it is it was your place and couldn't just run out of there yourself

Yes, and she wanted to sleep overnight. Since I'm not an animal I couldn't have told her "get out you crazy sick lunatic!" but I was in bed waiting for the morning to come so we can go our separate ways!

 

[7inchglory]

Yes, and she wanted to sleep overnight. Since I'm not an animal I couldn't have told her "get out you crazy sick lunatic!" but I was in bed waiting for the morning to come so we can go our separate ways!

Hahah the dreadful wait. THE WORST!

 

[WhipLuvr]

I know how to get rid of an unwanted bedmate faster. All you gotta do is pull out your cell/gaming device/ bright, loud thing and play a game on full volume with no headphones. The light and sound will disrupt your bedmates sleep, so they will be eager to leave in the morning.

 

[7inchglory]

I know how to get rid of an unwanted bedmate faster. All you gotta do is pull out your cell/gaming device/ bright, loud thing and play a game on full volume with no headphones. The light and sound will disrupt your bedmates sleep, so they will be eager to leave in the morning.

unless it's a game that they play... like candy crush or something. You might actually keep them for hours!

 

[Fingathing]

I know how to get rid of an unwanted bedmate faster. All you gotta do is pull out your cell/gaming device/ bright, loud thing and play a game on full volume with no headphones. The light and sound will disrupt your bedmates sleep, so they will be eager to leave in the morning.

Tried something similar with the TV but she slept like a log.

And it was our first arrangement that she leaves in the morning to work and I would be off to my work. But the night was loooooooooooong.

 

[blksoldier]

too much

I don't know if I should laugh or cry

 

[7inchglory]

Tried something similar with the TV but she slept like a log.

And it was our first arrangement that she leaves in the morning to work and I would be off to my work. But the night was loooooooooooong.

The worst is when you have to talk! Sleeping just makes everything that much better one one night stands... but when they toss, and turn and keep you awake by talking to you... that's the worst!!

 

[Felix_Jones]

I made out with a woman at a club a couple of weeks ago and she bit my tongue, repeatedly. It was awful. I left her there.

 

[7inchglory]

I made out with a woman at a club a couple of weeks ago and she bit my tongue, repeatedly. It was awful. I left her there.

Never had the tongue biter, but I was at Biermarket (esplanade) and this chick did that to my friend. He was so mad, hahaha!

 

[DirkPitt06]

I hate to say it but all of my last relationship.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

New guy, very hot, we make it upstairs to his bedroom. Giant king size bed. We were off on an adventure to use every part of the bed. We're sweaty and going at it and he shifts me...a metal spring pops out of the mattress and stabs me in the ass. While I'm bleeding, he says, "can I keep going?"

 

[Beck31]

Can't say I ever had a spring poke me in the keister but I have had the awkward fourth date roll around. Lol. Let's just say from accidentally leaning on her hair to the accidental headbutt-(her to me during a kiss) it would have made a good screwball comedy.

 

[7inchglory]

Ouch, the mattress spring sounds terrible. I will definitely check my matress out tonight, it just started to creek recently