jixerguy
Gone, but not forgotten.
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I'm curious to know about your worst sexual experience? What was it? Why was it so bad? Details!!
Here's mine:
I had broken up with my girlfriend of 2 years and was heartbroken. I ended up at this campus bar and got hammered. I was beyond hammered. Anyway, there was a girl there who had wanted to sleep with me for a long time. She was over-weight and not very attractive, but nice. I'd always politely brushed her off. I didn't that night.
We danced and were all over each other on the dance floor. She left to tell her friends she was going when this guy came up to me and threatened to bash my face in if I didn't stop messing with her. He said she was engaged and I needed to back off. I asked her about it, but she said he was trying to protect her. So we left.
we got back to my place and there's a message on my answering machine. it was my dad. The father of my best friend of 15 years had just died. I was so close to that family. I just sat there, unable to think. She descided to do the thinking for me. Since there was nothing I could do, she led me back to my bedroom.
Needless to say it was a horrible experience. She tried to get me to take her bareback, but i wasn't THAT drunk. She kept trying to get me involved by saying the stupidest lines ever, like, 'you bring out the animal in me,' then growling. If I'd been sober I would have laughed at her. I just couldn't bring myself to finish so I faked it to end it.
I was violently ill the next morning and I don't think it was all because of the alcohol.
Here's mine:
I had broken up with my girlfriend of 2 years and was heartbroken. I ended up at this campus bar and got hammered. I was beyond hammered. Anyway, there was a girl there who had wanted to sleep with me for a long time. She was over-weight and not very attractive, but nice. I'd always politely brushed her off. I didn't that night.
We danced and were all over each other on the dance floor. She left to tell her friends she was going when this guy came up to me and threatened to bash my face in if I didn't stop messing with her. He said she was engaged and I needed to back off. I asked her about it, but she said he was trying to protect her. So we left.
we got back to my place and there's a message on my answering machine. it was my dad. The father of my best friend of 15 years had just died. I was so close to that family. I just sat there, unable to think. She descided to do the thinking for me. Since there was nothing I could do, she led me back to my bedroom.
Needless to say it was a horrible experience. She tried to get me to take her bareback, but i wasn't THAT drunk. She kept trying to get me involved by saying the stupidest lines ever, like, 'you bring out the animal in me,' then growling. If I'd been sober I would have laughed at her. I just couldn't bring myself to finish so I faked it to end it.
I was violently ill the next morning and I don't think it was all because of the alcohol.
