Worst Sex Ever!!

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[smallgirl]

So there are a lot of threads about different experiences with good sex, so why not bad sex. Come on guys and girls let's here those funny, terrible, horrifying and painful experiences.
Also if you want, add your relationship to this person. Longtime girlfriend, husband, Stranger from the coffee shop, cop etc.

Here is mine. This one is not that bad, I think this falls more into the category of 'really?'. Although it did have a completely deflating effect on my little buddy.


This was probably the second time that I was having sex with this girl. We had been dating a couple of weeks at this point. We were in her bed I was on the bottom and we had been going at it for a few minuets. Then her little dog comes into the room and jumps on the bed( no it's not going there, you perverts). She sits up(but doesn't dismount), picks up the dog and proceeds to cuddle with it while talking baby talk to it.
Maybe it's me but I just can't stay erect in a woman while hearing her say things like
' How is mommy's sweetums? Your a good little dog, yes you are. Yes you are.'
at least when it's not directed at me.


Now it's your turn.

that's frigging hilarious..i can actually picture that in my head....

my worst sex ever...hmmmm...the sex wasnt the bad part really. but when he looked at me and said.."who's your daddy?" i just dried up....yuck! i am so not into daddy play.

 

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[coquetakris]

I'm not into daddy talk either. I've been with someone who kept saying oh daddy likes that and things of that nature.

I've also had the guy who was a little too anxious. I'm not even sure I can call him a minute man I actually felt bad for the guy because he wouldn't stop apologizing.

 

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[alisonwunderlnd]

was with one of THE HOTTEST looking men I have seen in my life
He was terrible
ugh
I sat up....grabbed mah knickers and walked out before it was over as there was NO POINT

 

[bellaitalliana]

ugh, a guy that I wanted to hook with in college. He had a super wrinkled cock that looked like a sharpei and he kept looking at me naked and licking his lips in a really weird way. I faked stomach cramps, got dressed, and got the hell out of there. I had to sadly work hard to avoid him the rest of the semester.

 

[cowslinger64]

I had a woman going down on me, one that was usually eager and pretty good. This one particular time, it was as she was giving blood or something...I finally told her, "if you can't do it any better than that, just stop"...


A lack of any enthusiasm is a boner killer to me..I'd rather do it myself.


she did pick up the pace after that tho...

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

ugh, a guy that I wanted to hook with in college. He had a super wrinkled cock that looked like a sharpei and he kept looking at me naked and licking his lips in a really weird way. I faked stomach cramps, got dressed, and got the hell out of there. I had to sadly work hard to avoid him the rest of the semester.

lmao
Im sorry sweetie
but that was funny as hell

 

[bellaitalliana]

lmao
Im sorry sweetie
but that was funny as hell

LOL I am glad that it made you laugh. I can laugh about it now myself but at the time, it was a disaster!!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

LOL I am glad that it made you laugh. I can laugh about it now myself but at the time, it was a disaster!!

aye
been there/done that

 

[tolyk]

I guess the worst sex I've ever had would be an ex-girlfriend of quite a few years back. She was the first woman ever to be able to deep-throat me (come to think of it, noone else has since either) which she demonstrated to me for a whole 3 seconds before stopping and saying she finds oral sex too intimate, so she rode me instead with even less enthusiasm.