Worst, or best, excuse ever?

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was shooting at someone else, I missed and the cops got hit...

 

[Busybody]

its a good one

the LIBZ buy it

he was ONLY protecting himself

its all KOOL

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, he meant to shoot someone.

 

[Que]

...and of course it was unconnected to the "peaceful protest." The fact that he looked around at his fellow "peaceful protesters" and decided that no one in the mob would rat him out when he pulled out a handgun* and shot at "someone else."

Damn shamed that his backstop for the "other guy" he was shooting at and missed was a line of cops. An unfortunate coincidence, that.


*a .40 caliber "HIGH POWERED WEAPON!!" according to noted self-defense expert and armed guard locater, RobDownSouth.

 

[cowslinger64]

...and of course it was unconnected to the "peaceful protest." The fact that he looked around at his fellow "peaceful protesters" and decided that no one in the mob would rat him out when he pulled out a handgun* and shot at "someone else."

Damn shamed that his backstop for the "other guy" he was shooting at and missed was a line of cops. An unfortunate coincidence, that.


*a .40 caliber "HIGH POWERED WEAPON!!" according to noted self-defense expert and armed guard locater, RobDownSouth.

Many of the protesters have said they'd never seen them. According to reports, he shot from a vehicle. Which unless it was in the middle of the crowd, might have gone unnoticed by the crowd....yanno?


And the guy is a CRIMINAL...think he coulda lied?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm sorry, but an alibi that screwy just has to be true.




Who says stuff like that?