Worst Movie Casting Idea Ever

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OK people, here is my nomination for worst movie casting idea ever. Comment? [By the way, did Mother Teresa ever do a porno film?]

Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa

THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, worked among the poor in the teeming slums of Kolkata, formerly Calcutta, with the Missionaries of Charity. She was beatified by Pope John Paul in 2003, a significant step on the road to sainthood in the Catholic church.

"A meeting with Paris Hilton is scheduled for the end of April," Rajeevnath said.

The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.

Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.

The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".
 
R. Richard said:
OK people, here is my nomination for worst movie casting idea ever. Comment? [By the way, did Mother Teresa ever do a porno film?]

Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa

THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, worked among the poor in the teeming slums of Kolkata, formerly Calcutta, with the Missionaries of Charity. She was beatified by Pope John Paul in 2003, a significant step on the road to sainthood in the Catholic church.

"A meeting with Paris Hilton is scheduled for the end of April," Rajeevnath said.

The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.

Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.

The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".
Is this going to be the softcore porn version of the real movie?
 
I'm not surprised. Both of them are/were undernourished. The difference is that one chose to give what she could to the poor and the other chooses to look horribly malnourished.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
I'm not surprised. Both of them are/were undernourished. The difference is that one chose to give what she could to the poor and the other chooses to look horribly malnourished.

The Earl


BWAH! :kiss:
 
Does Paris Hilton even know who Mother Teresa was?
 
Liar said:
Does Paris Hilton even know who Mother Teresa was?

Lair, I hate to be picky. However the real question here is, "Does Paris Hilton even know who Paris Hilton is?"
 
You mean this isn't from The Onion?

(It's actually true???)
 
I have one....
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood....






wait for it








wait for it





In Broke Back Mountain
 
Paris Hilton playing Mother Teresa just might unseat my all-time worst casting champion, a 1976 made-for-TV version of Tennessee Williams' "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" starring:

Maggie the Cat - Natalie Wood

Brick - Robert Wagner

Big Daddy - Laurence Olivier

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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