Worst joke ever.

[TheEarl]

Really really bad. Bad bad bad.

Pear

I know . I usually follow it with the "Dyslexic man walks into a bra" one-liner which usually gets at least a smirk.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

What would you call bob the builder once he has retired? Bob.

Bet that didn't even rate a smile!

Bet you can't beat it.

Here's one that will beat it for sheer terribleness:

- What's brown and sticky.
- A stick.


Warning - truly tasteless joke coming up. Avert your eyes if you wish to continue having a good opinion of me.



















Bet that didn't scare anyone away.

- What turns red at the touch of a button?
- A rabbit in a blender.

I know, I know, I'm sorry.





The Earl

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Worst joke ever.

Warning - truly tasteless joke coming up. Avert your eyes if you wish to continue having a good opinion of me.

I couldn't help scrolling further. Ack! I will presume you do not know I have a pet rabbit. But then, I also don't have a blender.

Pear

 

[SensualCealy]

Here is an oldie,

What do you call a frog in a blender?
~Frog nog

What happens when you drink frog nog?
~You croak!

I know but you asked for them!
Cealy

 

[Guest]

 

[hotchkiss]

Whats pink and red and sits in the corner gurgling?

A baby playing with razor blades!



Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.


What goes black, white, bump! black, white, bump! black, white, BUMP!

A nun falling down stairs.

 

[Guest]

What's black and white and red and won't fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket?

One snatches watches.

What's the difference between a blonde and the panama canal?
(This aught to get me killed)
One's a busy ditch.

 

[SeaCat]

How are politicians and prostitutes alike? They'll both screw you out of your money.
How are they different? The protitute is honest.

Why don't politicians like Prostitutes? Competition.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Eek. I said bad jokes, not tasteless ones!

If only I could remember those baby in a microwaves jokes, I would give you all a run for your money!

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Worst joke ever.

Bet that didn't scare anyone away.

- What turns red at the touch of a button?
- A rabbit in a blender.

I know, I know, I'm sorry.





The Earl

LOL!!!

Oh godddd that is so sick