Worst Inventions Ever Created

GuyJD

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Rubics Cube
Ketchup packets
Neon Light Telephones
 
here are a few good ones

the solar powered flashlight
inflatable sledge hammers
 
Why is Rubix cube on the list?? my god, i looked all over last year to buy one for each of my kids. They love it, and it's great for a simple yet complex babysitter in the car. (long road trips and kids don't go together :D )
 
Plastic shopping bags at supermarkets that refuse to open out.
 
"New" Coke, Crystal Pepsi, and Yoo-Hoo. Icky, really icky.

Also, the EpiLady torture device, astro-turf, flamingo lawn ornaments, and the Spice Girls.
 
Child-proof caps on medicine bottles (adults have difficulty opening them!)
 
RisiaSkye said:
"New" Coke, Crystal Pepsi, and Yoo-Hoo. Icky, really icky.

Also, the EpiLady torture device, astro-turf, flamingo lawn ornaments, and the Spice Girls.

All of the above...

That new Red Mountain Dew
Ketchup (nastiest substance on earth)
Barbie Doll shoes (if you've never stepped on one at 3 am, you just don't know)
 
convenience foods
[why do they taste so good and why are they so damn addictive?
 
childeren can open those but adults cant.. they should be called adult proof
 
pagancowgirl said:


That new Red Mountain Dew
Ketchup (nastiest substance on earth)
Barbie Doll shoes (if you've never stepped on one at 3 am, you just don't know)
That new Mountain Dew is pretty vile, isn't it?

I've stepped on Barbie shoes, and I totally agree.
I say we should go all the way, and put Barbie on the list. Damn, I hate that bitch.
 
The plastic Slinky.... the damn things break and tangle!

The beeping alarm clock

Legos, Lincoln Logs, Erector Sets and Tinker Toys or any combination of the above, especially when found in heaps and mounds on my floors.

The underwire bra for plus size ladies.

Oh! And I hate Barbie as well!





:p
 
Lego rocks I dont care how sharp or painful on the feet. Lego rocks






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RisiaSkye said:
"New" Coke, Crystal Pepsi, and Yoo-Hoo. Icky, really icky.

Also, the EpiLady torture device, astro-turf, flamingo lawn ornaments, and the Spice Girls.

I love your avatar, RisiaSkye. You look sexy.

On the "New Coke" note, how many of you remember Pepsi Free.
Icky, yucky, poo. Lemon flavor in diet Pepsi. What were they thinking?
 
GuyJD said:


I love your avatar, RisiaSkye. You look sexy.

On the "New Coke" note, how many of you remember Pepsi Free.
Icky, yucky, poo. Lemon flavor in diet Pepsi. What were they thinking?
Thank ya very much, sir. I'm "representin' " for all the smokers. :D Damn, I love adopting hip-hop lingo. It's so goofy.



I remember Pepsi Free. It was almost as disgusting as Grape flavor Crush--a soft drink that only appeals to young children, and my husband.
 
Pheonyx said:


and NStink and Backseat Boys and britneys breasts

Don't worry Pheonyx,
I predict that all 3 will witness the end of their careers by next year.
(Example: New Kids On The Block, New Edition, Tiffany.....where are they now?)
 
GuyJD said:


Don't worry Pheonyx,
I predict that all 3 will witness the end of their careers by next year.
(Example: New Kids On The Block, New Edition, Tiffany.....where are they now?)
Don't forget, though, we still have to endure the painful "solo career" years. Remember Bobby Brown, Johnny Gill, BelBivDeVoe, Joey McIntire (who's still selling records, btw), et al?

Tiffany played my university last year. She wants to be Fiona Apple meets Sarah MacLachlan now. She sounds much better, but I couldn't stop thinking "I think we're alone now...," which can't be a good sign.

I'm just hoping one of the current crop does a Danny Bonaduce-style decline into drugs and whoring...now that I'd pay to see.

{Edited for spelling}
 
GuyJD said:


I love your avatar, RisiaSkye. You look sexy.

ditto on the av risia... like it a lot

Lemon flavor in diet Pepsi. What were they thinking?


It's baaack... saw Pepsi 'Twist' and Diet Pepsi 'Twist' at Target the other day... will they ever learn?
 
pagancowgirl said:
And thank you too, you cute ol' witchie one, you.

Heh. Judging by my posts tonight, I should lay off the caffeine, despite what Laurel tells me.

Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. And it goes so well with my smokes. Hmm, methinks I'm following a bad health plan. But it's better than no plan at all. ;)
 
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