worst ever song title

pabloback

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"you are the reason my kids are so ugly"
anyone beat that?
 
I don't know if I can beat that, but I hate


"My Charona"


Probably because I never really figured out what a Charona was!
 
Emerald_eyed said:
My Sharona

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Sharona
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it comin; off the line Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the touch of the younger knid
My my my i yi woo
M M M My Sharona

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh,
Close enough to look in my eyes Sharona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi woo
M M M My Sharona

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just dddestiny, destiny
is it just a game in my mind Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the younger touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi woo
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
M M M My Sharona
Ooh My Sharona
Ohh My Sharona

have you got it on mp3?
i want it
 
Stupidest song title, Meatloafs "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that?" Um, Ok fatboy. Whatever you say. :rolleyes:
 
"Standing Outside a Broken Phonebooth with Money in my Hand"


that doesn't even have anything to do with the actual song....
 
I've kinda got a soft spot for "A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper's Crying" by The Bloodhound Gang. I know it sounds horrible, but it fits the song. Which is, now that I think about it, a pretty horrible song. But I still like it.
 
Bubba Shot The Jukebox. Who the hell ever heard of a guy shoting a Jukebox, because, he didn't like the song?
 
T. Rex (Marc Bolan) has a whole collection of terrible titles:

Scenescof
Graceful Fat Sheba
Frowning Atahuallpa
Deboraarobed
Salamanda Palaganda
Juniper Suction
Electric Slim and the Factory Hen
Painless Persuasion And The Meathawk Immaculate
The Leopards Featuring Gardenia And The Mighty Slug


Of course, when you title your albums "My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows" or "Zinc Alloy And The Hidden Riders Of Tomorrow Or A Creamed Cage In August" you have to come up with some good names for the songs.

Yoikes! What was he thinking?
 
pabloback said:
c and w song title
"you are the reason my kids are so ugly"
anyone beat that?

Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.) Written by Paul Charles Craft
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Coincidentally, also the title of a 1993 book by Playboy magazine columnist Cynthia Heimel.
 
MissTaken said:
I don't know if I can beat that, but I hate


"My Charona"


Probably because I never really figured out what a Charona was!

i used to think it was about a car when i was little
 
Is this old thread night at the GB? Well, I'll play anyway.

However, I can't choose between these two.

"They may have put me in prison, but they can't stop my face from breaking out"

"I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond, and She Clubbed Me With a Spade"
 
Is this old thread night at the GB? Well, I'll play anyway.

However, I can't choose between these two.

"They may have put me in prison, but they can't stop my face from breaking out"

"I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond, and She Clubbed Me With a Spade"

what a card:D
 
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