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This weekend, SNL gave Jeff Sessions a send off
According to Harry Potter lore, a House Elf must be given an item of his master's clothing, to break the spell of enslavement.
Now that everyone’s least favorite country bumpkin lawyer, Jeff Sessions, is packing up and leaving the White House for good, Robert Mueller was nice enough to realize this called for a farewell gift worthy of his legacy. But what could he possibly give the elfish attorney general that he doesn’t already have in his tree and birthing box? “You know in Harry Potter, when an elf gets a piece of clothing, it sets them free? This is for you,” Mueller explained, handing him a piece of toilet paper from the bottom of Trump’s shoe. “I’ll cherish this,” he coos in response. Acorns also would’ve been appreciated for the long winter, but Sessions is still ecstatic. Will he … frame it? Sniff it?
https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/snl-jeff-sessions-receives-gross-gift-from-donald-trump.html
With Final 'Evil' Act, Jeff Sessions 'Reminds Everyone Yet Again Why He's Been Worst Attorney General in Modern History'
"He was a racist when appointed, a racist while serving, and a racist to the very end.
In his last "evil" act as head of the Justice Department under President Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions reminded "everyone yet again why he's been the worst attorney general in modern history" and drastically limited the ability of federal officials to use court-enforced deals to require reforms at police departments that are found systematically violating people's civil rights.
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...veryone-yet-again-why-hes-been-worst-attorney
According to Harry Potter lore, a House Elf must be given an item of his master's clothing, to break the spell of enslavement.
Now that everyone’s least favorite country bumpkin lawyer, Jeff Sessions, is packing up and leaving the White House for good, Robert Mueller was nice enough to realize this called for a farewell gift worthy of his legacy. But what could he possibly give the elfish attorney general that he doesn’t already have in his tree and birthing box? “You know in Harry Potter, when an elf gets a piece of clothing, it sets them free? This is for you,” Mueller explained, handing him a piece of toilet paper from the bottom of Trump’s shoe. “I’ll cherish this,” he coos in response. Acorns also would’ve been appreciated for the long winter, but Sessions is still ecstatic. Will he … frame it? Sniff it?
https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/snl-jeff-sessions-receives-gross-gift-from-donald-trump.html
With Final 'Evil' Act, Jeff Sessions 'Reminds Everyone Yet Again Why He's Been Worst Attorney General in Modern History'
"He was a racist when appointed, a racist while serving, and a racist to the very end.
In his last "evil" act as head of the Justice Department under President Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions reminded "everyone yet again why he's been the worst attorney general in modern history" and drastically limited the ability of federal officials to use court-enforced deals to require reforms at police departments that are found systematically violating people's civil rights.
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...veryone-yet-again-why-hes-been-worst-attorney