Worst Attorney General in Modern History

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This weekend, SNL gave Jeff Sessions a send off

According to Harry Potter lore, a House Elf must be given an item of his master's clothing, to break the spell of enslavement.


Now that everyone’s least favorite country bumpkin lawyer, Jeff Sessions, is packing up and leaving the White House for good, Robert Mueller was nice enough to realize this called for a farewell gift worthy of his legacy. But what could he possibly give the elfish attorney general that he doesn’t already have in his tree and birthing box? “You know in Harry Potter, when an elf gets a piece of clothing, it sets them free? This is for you,” Mueller explained, handing him a piece of toilet paper from the bottom of Trump’s shoe. “I’ll cherish this,” he coos in response. Acorns also would’ve been appreciated for the long winter, but Sessions is still ecstatic. Will he … frame it? Sniff it?

https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/snl-jeff-sessions-receives-gross-gift-from-donald-trump.html

With Final 'Evil' Act, Jeff Sessions 'Reminds Everyone Yet Again Why He's Been Worst Attorney General in Modern History'


"He was a racist when appointed, a racist while serving, and a racist to the very end.

In his last "evil" act as head of the Justice Department under President Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions reminded "everyone yet again why he's been the worst attorney general in modern history" and drastically limited the ability of federal officials to use court-enforced deals to require reforms at police departments that are found systematically violating people's civil rights.

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...veryone-yet-again-why-hes-been-worst-attorney
 
Nobody will be able to slide under the bar set by Eric Holder, the first AG to be found in contempt of Congress in history.
 
Whitaker schemed to get a job where he can hardly avoid being thrown in the slammer for obstruction of justice if he comes anywhere close to pleasing the con man, criminal, and traitor who has already hedged on him by saying he doesn't even know him. How dumb do you have to be to scheme to get that sort of job?
 
Whitaker schemed to get a job where he can hardly avoid being thrown in the slammer for obstruction of justice if he comes anywhere close to pleasing the con man, criminal, and traitor who has already hedged on him by saying he doesn't even know him. How dumb do you have to be to scheme to get that sort of job?

You have zero facts to back that up.
 
You have zero facts to back that up.

You have zero analytical capability. To take this job under the current circumstances makes Whitaker the worst pretend AG ever, right in front of Sessions himself.

Did you hear the one about Whitaker already being brought up on charges for his business scam? Goggle it yourself, dummy.
 
Your popularity may dip just a bit with this intelligent answer.

Trumpette efforts to distract/deflect from the current "what is."

Whitaker is already the worst attorney general ever, and he isn't even legally in the job. He started flaunting law and tradition before his scheme to advertise for the job, letting Trump know he'd be the unconstitutional flunky Trump want in the job, even before he got illegally named to the job. He's doing illegal things left and right already and he has been in the chair for a week yet.

And the FBI is already after his tail for his business scam. He pairs with Trump naturally--and, apparently with you sleazy Trumpettes too.

Who do you Trumpettes think you're fooling?
 
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