Worst and Most Uncomfortable Sex

[Guest]

Mackdaddy_74 and I.....

were really bored and started talking about our most uncomfortable sexual experiences.

Mine has to do with the front (and only) seat of an S-10. (Can you say CRAMPED ? ) Not much room to move around

anyway I thought it would be interesting to read about other peoples 'umcomfortable sexual situations'

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

The pasenger seat of a Pontiac Fierro. My friend driving, his female companion on the hump, and my g/f bouncing in my lap.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

LOL!

The time I lost my virginity had to be the worst and most uncomfortable sex I've ever had.

I've told this story before a couple times, but...

We were in the backseat of an '88 Chevy Cavalier and drunk as hell. It was uncomfortable because, well, it was my first time and we were in a Cavalier and it was the worst because he had no clue what he was doing... all I remember thinking when he pulled it out was, "Well, at least it won't hurt!" It was about as big as a vienna sausage--hard.

 

[Guest]

Re: LOL!

"Well, at least it won't hurt!" It was about as big as a vienna sausage--hard.

I only wish I was that lucky...... when I lost mine... I swear the guy had a 12 incher.

 

[Roll-One]

I think the most uncomfortable sex I have had was in a old 65, i think that was the year, VW Bug.. There was arms and legs hanging out the windows..LOL

 

[willfulbrat]

The worst sex I ever had was with a man with an 11 or 12 inch dick. I was crazy about the guy, but sex with him felt like I was being stabbed! Needless to say, the first time with him was the last.

 

[Mustang Sally]

My most uncomfortable sex was probably during a shower in a tiny bathtub. Because of our height differences, he had me turn my back and bend over, and he manoeuvered to the right position, but dammit my head kept hitting the wall. Ouch! Enough of that, let's dry off and take it to the bed.

 

[Behr_Naked]

The most uncomfortable time with sex had to be the first time that I had anal, that was very uncomfortable. The second most was this guy I was seeing and we had sex once on the bathroom floor which was really good, but when we did it again fifteen minutes later I was on top and we were on a carpet and well with him being able to last longer I got the worst case of rug burn, and well that made the after effects of the sex uncomfortable.

But after reading SeXy ReDHeD's expeirence I'm wondering if we dated the same guy at one time LMAO!

 

[carini]

Ok.. here;s mine.. i'll start by telling y'all i am a BIG girl.. it was my first time and it was in the backseat of a geo storm ... on top of being cramped to begin with... it was clutered and there was stuff on the seat... and i kept hitting my head on the window... i think i still have a lump on my head from that LOL
ps... also they guy i was with... kept mising the hole... needless to say an uncomfortable and frustrating experience

 

[SweetCherry]

I was 16 and in the back of my boyfriend's 82 Monte Carlo. Oh yes, he was also a virgin at 19, and i should have drawn him a MAP as to where my clit was. The extent of his knowlege of sex was 'stick it in and hump like crazy'. I swore then and there I would never sleep with another male virgin again!

 

[jcgirl]

ok.....silly question....

Why did you have it, if it was bad and uncomfortable?

 

[Expertise]

The pasenger seat of a Pontiac Fierro. My friend driving, his female companion on the hump, and my g/f bouncing in my lap.

I am suitably impressed. I wore as a badge of honor that I had even accomplished sex in a Fiero... but it was just two of us and even that was nigh on to impossible.

I hated those cars, but its owner was great. *Smiles wistflly and wonders if Rita ever got married*

 

[Guest]

Blow job

 

[Jade]

I've actually had a lot of crappy sex... but for now I would just like to point out that all of those swimming pool love scenes you see in the movies... that is a huge load of b.s.

The chlorine just dries everything out essentially... and well... eh.. yea..

 

[KillerMuffin]

5, almost 6 months along. The StudMuffin got horny at the same time I was, glory hallelujah! After about three thrusts the baby muffin decided to object to the proceedings. I think we woke him up or something, and he started kicking straight down. My cervix was killing me and the StudMuffin was in tears. His peepee was bruised. He couldn't imagine how he was going to explain that to the doc, should he have to go. Up to that point, it was great.

 

[Ambrosious]

One time, at band camp...

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

One time, at band camp...

Ambro, did it involve you and a flute?

 

[Bushido71XS]

I've actually had a lot of crappy sex... but for now I would just like to point out that all of those swimming pool love scenes you see in the movies... that is a huge load of b.s.

The chlorine just dries everything out essentially... and well... eh.. yea..

I think I'll just agree with Jade on that one and add to it, be real careful with Vaporub.

 

[Ambrosious]

Mackdaddy_74

No, the entire brass section, that's what made it uncomfortable...

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Ambrosious

Damn, just damn.

 

[Jade]

VAPORUB?!!

Oh god Bushido!!!
You DIDN'T!!! nooooo...oh the agony!!!!

 

[jcgirl]

OH GEEZ

 

[Bushido71XS]

::sheepish Grin:: Yup, she enjoyed it more than I did, don't ask me how.

 

[carini]

Re: ok.....silly question....

Why did you have it, if it was bad and uncomfortable?

Well in my case it was my first time so i wasn;t really thinking.. was just caught up in the moment

 

[willywanker]

Mine is a little different than the other. My most uncomfortable sex was with the girl I lost my virginity with but it wasn't that first time.

This girl lived in an old house in the country, they heated with wood stoves. There was a day bed in the living room, and one cold winter night, we had been all alone, covered with a blanket, getting it on in the spoon position when her Dad came in, sat down in a chair at the end of the day bed, and started to sharpen his pocket knife while he watched TV.

Now THAT is uncomfortable. No cold pool water required for shrinkage. Never put on a pair of pants sooooo slow.