lilminx
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If this has been posted before, I'm sorry- I just thought that these were too funny not to post. I especially like the date one.
Top 5 winners of the "worst analogies ever written in a high
school essay" contest run by the Washington Post:
"She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again."
"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
"From the attic came an unearthly howl. the whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7pm instead of 7:30."
"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
the rest of the worst analogies...ever.
"Bob was perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com/aaakk/ch@ung but gets T\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake"
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'."
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left cleveland at 6:30 pm travelling at 55mph, the other from topeka at 4:19pm at 35mph."
"His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free."
Top 5 winners of the "worst analogies ever written in a high
school essay" contest run by the Washington Post:
"She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again."
"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
"From the attic came an unearthly howl. the whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7pm instead of 7:30."
"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
the rest of the worst analogies...ever.
"Bob was perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com/aaakk/ch@ung but gets T\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake"
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'."
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left cleveland at 6:30 pm travelling at 55mph, the other from topeka at 4:19pm at 35mph."
"His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free."
