World's Shortest Book

[Bob Peale]

So I'm going through the pallet of mail we get every day and there is a solicitation from the Literary Guild. And one of the books I can select is...

How to Satisfy A Man Every Time...(and have him beg for more)

They're kidding, right? This is supposed to be a secret? Hell, for some of us, a strong wind and something firm to press against will do! How many pages could there possibly be?

Show up.
Pout lips.
Clean up mess.

 

[*bratcat*]

you sure it would have THAT many

 

[nasty]

Does this qualify?

"The Green Mile" installments.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: you sure it would have THAT many

words?
I thought maybe it would just be a picture book!

Just a one picture is fine by me!

 

[*bratcat*]

My point EXACTMENT!!!

 

[Weevil]

That reminds me of something Dave Chapelle said

"I saw that Cosmo had an article that was titled 50 ways to please your man. 50 ways??? There are four ways 1. Suck my dick 2. Play with my balls 3. Make me a sandwich 4. Don't talk so much."

Ahhhh.

 

[gleam]

Shortest books

The Engineers Guide To Fashion
Canadian Tips On World Domination

 

[miles]

World's Shortest Book:

The Sexual Adventures of Miles (unabridged)

 

[nasty]

"The Sexual Adventures of...Wait A Minute, I'm A Virgin."

 

[tmuyo]

HA

lol@ebw