World War 3 is in the offing. Well, may not globally.

[KillerMuffin]

The Stud and I are about to throw down. I'ma kick his ass from hell to breakfast. He adores overhead lights. With 100 watt bulbs if he can find 'em. He has to turn them on in any room he enters. He doesn't turn them off when he leaves. I, on the other had, hate overhead lights. I prefer the nice, soft light coming from my 15 watt bulb on my desk strategically arranged to make reading my books and looking at a monitor much easier to bear. So what does Mr. High-N-Mighty do? Comes into the room every 5 minutes or so, flips on the overhead light, does something, then leaves. I have to get up and flip it off. I'm gonna kill him! I tell you what.

 

[Adoratrice]

You wanna have some real fun with him then Unscrew the lightbulb.





"I tell you what." I thought I was the only person who said this! It is only properly executed when said through clenched teeth while shaking your head slowly.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

hide the spare bulbs and then unscrew the oer head light.

it won't work and like a male he wil go to the hardware store when he can't find a spare and you know how us boys behave at the harware store

it means you got yourself 4-5 hours without overheads lights being flicked on and off

 

[*bratcat*]

Only 4 words for ya, hon

 

[cymbidia]

Negative conditioning, babykins; it's not just for rats anymore.

Muffie, honey, hit him with a blast from a stun gun every time he does it.













OH!
You want to stay married to him?

Forget it, then.

 

[Jaded1]

Killer you owe me for this one

Replace all the over head light switches with timers limited to two minutes. Been have all the bulbs replaced with 7 1/2 watt bulbs.

Now the very most important bit of advise 'Get a great divorce lawyer and kick him the hell out' Lol

Jaded1, CT

 

[tortoise]

Re: Negative conditioning, babykins; it's not just for rats anymore.

Muffie, honey, hit him with a blast from a stun gun every time he does it.

The stun gun is redundant... just rig the lightswitch so that it zaps him every time he touches it. You might even want to combine it with a lil positive reinforcement by tossing a nice savory fresh smelt into his mouth every time he successfully enters the room without flippin the switch. Sardines would prolly work in a pinch, if smelt is not easy to come by in your neck of the woods.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Negative conditioning, babykins; it's not just for rats anymore.

Sardines would prolly work in a pinch, if smelt is not easy to come by in your neck of the woods.

Good advice. We already know that the Stud Muffin likes fish. (Or does he only like them when he dumps them in the bath tub after a long hard day out catching them, Muff?)





You're pretty edgy-smart for a newbie, tortoise.
I'm gonna have to watch you.
You might be a keeper.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*imagines zapping StudMuffin with a stun gun* You wanna get me killed cym? Yowch. You know the man isn't always rational.

We had a discussion and he's agreed that he'll shut the lights off when he leaves the room.

 

[April]

Discussion, eh? Hmm. I know how those go. And him turning off the light will only work for a day or so. That's how long a husband's memory lasts.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Negative conditioning, babykins; it's not just for rats anymore.

Good advice. We already know that the Stud Muffin likes fish. (Or does he only like them when he dumps them in the bath tub after a long hard day out catching them, Muff?)

AACK! Flashback!!! 15 years old... dragging my ass out of bed... blindly stepping into the tub to take a shower... and my foot landing on a cold, slimy, catfish that croaked at me!!!

*shudder*

thanks cym!