World Penis and Breasts

So all I have to do to go down a cup size is move to Canada? :confused:
 
So all I have to do to go down a cup size is move to Canada? :confused:

They just have stronger "truth in advertising" laws than we do.

(Plus, I've been doing a 20+ year *ahem* "survey" and the average tit in the US most certainly is NOT a D cup!)
 
Poor Japan. It doesn't exist anymore at all. No penises or tits there. No there there according to these maps.
 
I feel so much better.

Is nothing sacred here?

Am I not allowed to have any privacy?

Are there no secrets?

Why must I be so exposed?

Okay, I admit it. Even though my name on here is Bostonfictionwriter, I was born in Columbia. It's true.

I have nothing to hide, literally.

Ah, finally, I no longer have to tuck it in my sock. I can allow it to roam free, now.

I feel so much better.
 
Holy cow! The Sudan's got 16" penises?

Those measurements are in inches, right? I mean, you guys wouldn't want to admit they're merely centimeters or millimeters or some other rinky--dink measuring system....

Does this explain why, in the whole of Europe, France is considered the land of lovers and romance? :kiss:
 
Holy cow! The Sudan's got 16" penises?

Those measurements are in inches, right? I mean, you guys wouldn't want to admit they're merely centimeters or millimeters or some other rinky--dink measuring system....

Does this explain why, in the whole of Europe, France is considered the land of lovers and romance? :kiss:

Sorry that metric...
 
Holy cow! The Sudan's got 16" penises?

Those measurements are in inches, right? I mean, you guys wouldn't want to admit they're merely centimeters or millimeters or some other rinky--dink measuring system....

Does this explain why, in the whole of Europe, France is considered the land of lovers and romance? :kiss:

This is in centimeters.
 
The Wild World Of Wieners: Interactive Map Of Average Dangle Dimensions By Country
Run this against a map of population density, and you'll see thsat the reason for the small Asian weeners is that they don't have to reach that far to find something to put it in.
 
I need to move to Russia. I've got 30H boobies; it might be less conspicuous there.
 
Run this against a map of population density, and you'll see thsat the reason for the small Asian weeners is that they don't have to reach that far to find something to put it in.

Leave it to you to find a bright side. :D
 
Sorry that metric...

This is in centimeters.
I can understand vrose telling the truth, but Zeb? You are a traitor to your gender! Don't you know never to burst a babe's bubble about the impression (even false impression) she has of a gentleman's pecker? :devil: And here I was thinking most guys here were at least 13".... ;)
 
I can understand vrose telling the truth, but Zeb? You are a traitor to your gender! Don't you know never to burst a babe's bubble about the impression (even false impression) she has of a gentleman's pecker? :devil: And here I was thinking most guys here were at least 13".... ;)

I have never been told (or even heard a hint of) I was too small :D
 
i wonder who got to do the traveling around and measuring them all. must be an interesting job...
 
I can understand vrose telling the truth, but Zeb? You are a traitor to your gender! Don't you know never to burst a babe's bubble about the impression (even false impression) she has of a gentleman's pecker? :devil: And here I was thinking most guys here were at least 13".... ;)

Only in porn stories or xxx vids.
 
I think the other question is whether the men's measurements were made when they were in excited or flacid states.
 
I think the other question is whether the men's measurements were made when they were in excited or flacid states.

That would explain France, wouldn't it? They are always ready to go.
 
First I think another joke....don't know why ppl waste their time in researching such trifle stuff.
 
First I think another joke....don't know why ppl waste their time in researching such trifle stuff.
You're on a porn site and you think this is trifling stuff? :eek: I assure you, that on this forum such "stuff" is of the utmost importance!
 
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