Words

[Mustang Sally]

Schedule pronounced with "SH" instead of "SK".

 

[KillerMuffin]

Extra Ss. ie "Let's go to Wal-Marts. Kmarts didn't have it."

Overuse of the word "was."

"We was going to Wal-Marts, but the train was in the way, so we went to Kmarts instead. But when we was parkin, the warn't no spots up close, so we was drivin around 'til one popped open. While we was parkin, some lady honked her horn. Dumbitch."

Though I must confess to a deep delight in hearing non-English speakers mispronounce words. Sometimes it's incredibly sexy.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Schedule pronounced with "SH" instead of "SK".

According to my dictionary the "SH" is the right one.

 

[OUTSIDER]

*lol* Tabby! That was bright!


Outty, I know exactly what you me-oo-an.

Actually not to flip your switch ,
This being a German word, wouldn't that indicate that u is pronounce oo in most cases, uless an umlout is used?

German Alphebetical pronounciation.
Ah, Bay, Say, Day, A, F, Gay, Ha, Eee, Ute, Ka, L, M, N, O, Pay, Qoo, Air (rolled), S, Tay, OO, Vfay, Doobla Vfay, Eeks, Ipsilon, Egreck.
!!Lave, help me out here! Am I right, or dumb?



Anyway, as a horticulturist, I hear mispronounciations of flower names all of the time.

Clematis.... is Clem-uh- tis, not Clee ma tis... My mom even says it the wrong way.

I don't like the words char-broiled.
or Qumquat.

I don't like the word vagina, but I love them so much, that it doesn't matter.

I have issues with how some of the people around here allow their children to speak with such poor grammer... Does that count?

Her is preeeetty!
Him are a goof ball!
Them are neat!

Give me a club to beat those parents with! ARRRrrrrrgggghhhh!

Billy Connoly did a whole bit about the word "vagina", he said it sounded like a tropical island to him the kinda place you'd love to visit, you need to here that one it might change your mind about the word

 

[Chuckus]

I detest when people say Hormel like this Whore-Mel. Its hormel. There are no ho's in hormel.

 

[Bitch_Goddess]

I hate to hear people say pitcher instead of picture. It's like, should I get you a drink or do you want something to look at?

 

[Closet Desire]

Hmmm...

"you know"

and

"like"

(Moon Zappa said it best...)

 

[Siren]

One word I hate in any context or pronouncation

 

[Starfish]

Chey,

Actually I am from New England and that isn't quite it. It is more like Waush up theya. It's wicked fawkin wiead up theya. I can't figya it owet.

"Irregardless", Worsh is from Nebraska, Iowa, or even S. Dakota Maybe a little..

My Dad is from Omaha, and he says it, and he also loves to Wrassle!

I don't really know for sure where it is from, I am just having some more fun.

Oh and lavender, my mom says Eyetalian, and we make fun of her. We tell her we can't wait until we can take a trip to Eyetaly.

 

[*bratcat*]

Thang

 

[Siren]

Listen Brattycakes....

 

[*bratcat*]

Gonna make me???

 

[PolythenePam]

...'mines'--for mine...."that candy ain't his, it's mines".....I lose it when I hear kids say this...much less adults....

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey, Fuck you.

LOL- this cracked me up.


Lavy - 'warsh' is Southern too. 'Far' for "fire" and 'battry' for "battery" drives me crazy!

Ain't - I absolutely hate that word. It was always drilled into us kids to speak correctly. I will never allow my son to say the word 'ain't' around me.

Ending sentences with prepositions.

When we used to say.. "Where are we at?" when traveling with our family, my Dad would inevitably say "Behind the at".

I find myself saying it even to the people at work.

Lazy speaking is unforgivable.... irregardless. hehehe

 

[Mensa]

AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Vehicle

When they mispronounce it vee-hick-el ! The "h" is silent almost to the point of non-existence.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ezzy]

Congradulations...

Just for Cheyenne.




EZ

 

[SirGalahad67]

AXE... You axe me a question and I'll take one to your head.

CUNT and TWAT... How can you call something so beautiful something so ugly?

BOOTYLICIOUS... I visualize them chomping on each other's asses

I agree 100 % with these, especially the C and T words, which don't even come close to being appropriate for that beautiful part of the female anatomy... but AXE does drive me crazy.

Galahad67

 

[PolythenePam]

~gots~--meaning have, have to, or has...
"He gots some new shoes today"...."I gots to go to the store today"....~cringe~

 

[morninggirl5]

Teacher, teacher, can you help me teacher.

This one doesn't drive me crazy for the first few weeks of school, but once I know all their names, I expect them to use mine.


J*&^ G*&^*%

Worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Hollywood Hotel

Fox is gone from Nascar until next February and hopefully someone will blow the damn thing up before then.

 

[ohiobbw]

I don't know if this counts but...

there was a girl in my high school who would announce that she had a question, then ask. Instead of raising her hand or just asking.

It irriated the hell out of me!!

"I have a question!" "What is....?"