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This thread's purpose is to leave a bit of wisdom for everyone to ponder. The reason I have posted this here, is because authors always have wisdom, and are often quite in-touch with their surroundings. This should be a reason why you could come up with better quotes. 
I have many quotes of wisdom, and I put a "Quote of the Day" in my sig, Updated daily obviously. These quotes are often either something to ponder, something to enlighten you, or something silly that's just for fun. Now in this thread I will reference everyone to my previous quotes so you can see any you might have missed. I am also giving you the oportunity to submit your own words of wisdom for everyone to read. Please feel free to send your quotes in. You may quote yourself as well.
= Just for fun.
http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif = Something to Ponder.
http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif = Something Enlightening.
Quote of the day's:
August 4th
'Taste the Rainbow'
-Skittles Commercial
August 5th http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif
'Now you want to kill me in the act of what could maybe, save us from sleep and what we are.'
-Coheed and Cambria's song: A Favor House Atlantic
August 6th http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif
'Good eye, sniper. I'll shoot, you run. The words you scribbled on the wall, with the loss of friends you didn't have...'
-Coheed and Cambria's song: A Favor House Atlantic
Quotes Submitted by Others:
Submitted by ABSTRUSE:
'Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.'
-ABSTRUSE
Submitted by sweetsubsarahh:
'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and good with ketchup.'
-Some guy in GB?
'Never try to give a cat a bath.'
-sweetsubsarahh
'Boring women have immaculate homes?'
-sweetsubsarahh
'A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind?'
-sweetsubsarahh
'We are Microsoft.
Resistance is futile.'
-sweetsubsarahh
Submitted by Dranoel:
'Never let your mother comb your hair when she's mad at your dad.'
-Dranoel
'Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.'
-Dranoel
'A bathtub full of otthers is damn fine entetainment for the money.'
-Dranoel
'Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.'
-Dranoel
Submitted by pagan switch:
'Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.'
-pagan switch
Submitted by tolyk:
'Oh no, whatever shan't I do?'
-tolyk
Submitted by Rideme Cowgirl:
'You can lead a horse to water but then you can't drink it.'
-Rideme Cowgirl
Submitted by cloudy:
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can, and will be, misquoted and used against you.'
-cloudy
Submitted by doormouse:
'I Dont Know What the FUCK CRAWLED Up YOUR ASS...But I Hope the Fuck it Has A tail so I can pull it out and FUCKING BEAT YOU with IT!!!!'
-doormouse
'Of course I deserve my own John.'
'You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.'
'Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.'
'Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?'
'Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.'
'Do I look like a people person?'
'This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.'
'I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.'
'Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.'
'Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?'
'I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.'
'Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.'
'Do they ever shut up on your planet?'
'I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.'
'Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.'
'Back off!! You're standing in my aura.'
'Don't worry. I forgot your name too.'
'I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.'
'Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.'
'Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.'
'Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.' (This is a GWBush quote!)
'Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.'
'You look like shit. Is that the style now?'
'Earth is full. Go home.'
'Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?'
'I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.'
'A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.'
'You are depriving some village of an idiot.'
'If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.'
'I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.'
'Atheism is a non-prophet organization.'
'Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.'
'No one is listening until you make a mistake.'
'The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.'
'A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.'
'I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.'
'If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you...'
-doormouse
Submitted by Svenskaflicka:
'I prefer one-night-stands over love affairs. A heart may be broken, but a pussy only gets sore.'
-Svenskaflicka
Submitted by vella_ms:
'Reality is for those who lack imagination'
-vella_ms
Submitted by rgraham666:
'Rule 1: Shit happens.
Rule 2: Shit happens frequently.
Rule 3: Get used to Rules 1 and 2.'
-rgraham666
Submitted by gauchecritic:
'Shit happens is not irony.'
-gauchecritic
'I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.'
-gauchecritic
Submitted by Tatelou:
'The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.'
-Tatelou
= Quotes I really liked.
Chinese Proverbs:
Submitted by Doormouse:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
I have many quotes of wisdom, and I put a "Quote of the Day" in my sig, Updated daily obviously. These quotes are often either something to ponder, something to enlighten you, or something silly that's just for fun. Now in this thread I will reference everyone to my previous quotes so you can see any you might have missed. I am also giving you the oportunity to submit your own words of wisdom for everyone to read. Please feel free to send your quotes in. You may quote yourself as well. = Just for fun.http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif = Something to Ponder.
http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif = Something Enlightening.
Quote of the day's:
August 4th
'Taste the Rainbow'
-Skittles Commercial
August 5th http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif
'Now you want to kill me in the act of what could maybe, save us from sleep and what we are.'
-Coheed and Cambria's song: A Favor House Atlantic
August 6th http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_3nodding.gif
'Good eye, sniper. I'll shoot, you run. The words you scribbled on the wall, with the loss of friends you didn't have...'
-Coheed and Cambria's song: A Favor House Atlantic
Quotes Submitted by Others:
Submitted by ABSTRUSE:
'Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.'
-ABSTRUSE
Submitted by sweetsubsarahh:
'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and good with ketchup.'
-Some guy in GB?
'Never try to give a cat a bath.'
-sweetsubsarahh
'Boring women have immaculate homes?'
-sweetsubsarahh
'A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind?'
-sweetsubsarahh
'We are Microsoft.
Resistance is futile.'
-sweetsubsarahh
Submitted by Dranoel:
'Never let your mother comb your hair when she's mad at your dad.'
-Dranoel
'Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.'
-Dranoel
'A bathtub full of otthers is damn fine entetainment for the money.'
-Dranoel
'Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.'
-Dranoel
Submitted by pagan switch:
'Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.'
-pagan switch
Submitted by tolyk:
'Oh no, whatever shan't I do?'
-tolyk
Submitted by Rideme Cowgirl:
'You can lead a horse to water but then you can't drink it.'
-Rideme Cowgirl
Submitted by cloudy:
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can, and will be, misquoted and used against you.'
-cloudy
Submitted by doormouse:
'I Dont Know What the FUCK CRAWLED Up YOUR ASS...But I Hope the Fuck it Has A tail so I can pull it out and FUCKING BEAT YOU with IT!!!!'
-doormouse
'Of course I deserve my own John.'
'You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.'
'Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.'
'Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?'
'Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.'
'Do I look like a people person?'
'This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.'
'I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.'
'Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.'
'Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?'
'I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.'
'Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.'
'Do they ever shut up on your planet?'
'I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.'
'Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.'
'Back off!! You're standing in my aura.'
'Don't worry. I forgot your name too.'
'I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.'
'Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.'
'Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.'
'Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.' (This is a GWBush quote!)
'Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.'
'You look like shit. Is that the style now?'
'Earth is full. Go home.'
'Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?'
'I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.'
'A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.'
'You are depriving some village of an idiot.'
'If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.'
'I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.'
'Atheism is a non-prophet organization.'
'Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.'
'No one is listening until you make a mistake.'
'The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.'
'A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.'
'I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.'
'If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you...'
-doormouse
Submitted by Svenskaflicka:
'I prefer one-night-stands over love affairs. A heart may be broken, but a pussy only gets sore.'
-Svenskaflicka
Submitted by vella_ms:
'Reality is for those who lack imagination'
-vella_ms
Submitted by rgraham666:
'Rule 1: Shit happens.
Rule 2: Shit happens frequently.
Rule 3: Get used to Rules 1 and 2.'
-rgraham666
Submitted by gauchecritic:
'Shit happens is not irony.'
-gauchecritic
'I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.'
-gauchecritic
Submitted by Tatelou:
'The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.'
-Tatelou
= Quotes I really liked. Chinese Proverbs:
Submitted by Doormouse:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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