lakesailer_mi
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This might work for women...with guys: be sure it's your gut and not something just a little lower....
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This might work for women...with guys: be sure it's your gut and not something just a little lower....
HumasWanderingWeiner
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There you go again Humas, Kiss & tell will get you punished...
Who says my reference was about you?
DarkrSide
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Well yes, you do raise an excellent point there as well.
HumasWanderingWeiner
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I would think that would be the second worst, behind being tedious and boring in the sack.
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Farawyn
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Box, sack, tomato, tomahto...
HumasWanderingWeiner
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Are you telling me there is a way to actually get into a woman's box on here? I really need to spend more time learning how this place works.
SMNaughtywife
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If you own a furry friend, then you must own a lint roller.
Wild_Honey_66
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Are you telling me there is a way to actually get into a woman's box on here? I really need to spend more time learning how this place works.
I'm going to bump a thread for you. You'll know it when you see it.
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I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs.
She should be. They should always be a topic of conversation.
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Dollie
[Originally Posted by SassySheDevil View Post
I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs. QUOTE=Lustful_Intentions;86038138]She should be. They should always be a topic of conversation.[/QUOTE]
There's only one other female part my husband talks about more.
[Originally Posted by SassySheDevil View Post
I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs. QUOTE=Lustful_Intentions;86038138]She should be. They should always be a topic of conversation.[/QUOTE]
There's only one other female part my husband talks about more.
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Farawyn
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I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs.
*watches you guys, but not Honey, talk about my boobs*
Wild_Honey_66
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*watches you guys, but not Honey, talk about my boobs*
I was busy looking at your pussy.
SassySheDevil
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He's right. You like it.*watches you guys, but not Honey, talk about my boobs*
I was busy looking at your pussy.
I missed the invite for this live showing.
mnbreastluver
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Never pee against the wind.
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Never get less than 12 hours of sleep
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
and Never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
and Never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
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RacyWilde
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Am I allowed to correct two errors I saw in your OP?
And, I happen to disagree with RacyWilde's comments, she isn't speaking for all Lit ladies.
Yes, as the post read...
"Here are some tips from a girl’s POV, though just remember, every one of us is different... (looks who's talking...lol):"
And your comment doesn't actually disagree with mine, but I'm starting to see a pattern here from you... and I don't like it.
You know, one time I liked an unsolicited dick pic and so started sexting with the guy. All of a sudden I realised I was staring at a different cock. I questioned him on it and he got offended because I didn't understand why he would first send me a pic of another man's cock...lol.
Just don't be upset if she shoots back with a dick pic of her own
That's what I do. If I get an unsolicited dick pick, I send the hairiest one I can find back.
Haha!! Or send them a pic of your own plastic cock/strap on with which you are going to peg them with!!
I have to say, I don't trust anyone who will NOT send a dick pic.
Ah yes, me neither. There was one time where a guy didn't want to see my body or show his... I have to say we didn't connect. I'm a physical girl and need visuals.
lol - Yeah, I stick my hand up.
You're right, it is the content, but you want a guy who joins in the fun too. If it's all deep and meaningful stuff then it gets boring. Witty comments are good, stuff longer than one sentence is thrilling...lol... but I guess the most important thing is something that contributes to the tone/concept of the discussion. And people need to realise sarcasm isn't cool anymore...lol.
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This thread is starting to get a little one sided here so I'm going to introduce what I think girls should do if they want better options... believe me, there are so many amazing guys on here that are smart, sexy and just as choosy as girls.
Yes, I'm going here because I think men might feel uncomfortable to do so...
Rules - OMG, girls tend to love rules and stating them all upfront in personals. I guess they are thinking that if they lead with them they will get a guy/girl they are looking for. Yes, there are some guys who are willing to play by all the woman's rules to be able to chat with her, but I know a lot of guys and myself that put them into the too hard basket. If they are already stating the rules before a relationship begins, what are they going to be like during the relationship?
Complainers - usually in threads. This gets boring. Women are constantly complaining about men here, especially dick pics (the reason why I supported the OP is because he was a dude addressing the issue of etiquette rather than another woman just complaining). Men/everyone stay away from complainers. I suggest that if you want to be attractive to people be positive, happy and fun. Usually guys think one of the most attractive features of a woman is her smile - so smile in your posts, even if you are getting serious.
Non-engaging - This usually happens via PM's I find but I've seen some in the threads too. Girl's tend to give very short answers to PMs. Of course, there might be reasons - time, lots of PM's, don't know what to say - but a lot of the time conversations feel one sided. It seems the man does all the work to keep a conversation going. Myself... I'm guilty of falling into the trap of writing quick short answers in PMs - I'm trying not to but I'm often strapped for time and want the guy to know that I have read and I acknowledge him. But I too have tried really hard to have conversations with women via PM or Kik and the vagueness and little care is annoying and I drop them straight away. (This is actually a common complaint of most guys I know.)
Treating guys as if they are expendable - this tends to happen because women seem to be in minority and therefore have a 'power' to pick and choose. Because of this, guys often don't get the same respect they should. Such as women just drop off in mid conversation without warning, ghosting, etc. If they realise they don't connect with a guy, they should be upfront instead of making excuses or ignoring him. It might be a downer but the guy will appreciate it more than being strung along. (Though, I think some girls aren't upfront because some guys do get aggressive when they feel rejected.)
Task makers - in personals girls tend to make men jump hoops. Yes, this might be all in good fun but when you see it over and over and over again it makes a comment. It seems like most of the tests are to screen for idiocracy, meaning the woman supposes she will get contacted by a lot of idiots and wants a way to prevent it by using trickery. I think some of them can be insulting. Written in fine print below: 'You're not good enough for me if you don't add in the word jabbawockee in your PM title.' Really, it makes a comment about the woman... she is going to be so judgemental and picky... She is not going to like the man for who he is but what he can do for her.
AV - Don't use a pinup shot of someone else...lol. It's the same as a guy using someone else's cock. I know women feel really intimidated with all the hot female bodies men like to gorge on here, or tend to use their AV as an expression of how they feel they should look, but in reality, most men I find like REAL women. Be your naturally beautiful self. I've also seen women use AV's that say things like "fuck you" and then they complain about how people are disrespectful in threads... true story. I find men really like faces, and smiles. Smiles are always beautiful.
And... post... (let's see what happens...)
This thread is starting to get a little one sided here so I'm going to introduce what I think girls should do if they want better options... believe me, there are so many amazing guys on here that are smart, sexy and just as choosy as girls.
Yes, I'm going here because I think men might feel uncomfortable to do so...
Rules - OMG, girls tend to love rules and stating them all upfront in personals. I guess they are thinking that if they lead with them they will get a guy/girl they are looking for. Yes, there are some guys who are willing to play by all the woman's rules to be able to chat with her, but I know a lot of guys and myself that put them into the too hard basket. If they are already stating the rules before a relationship begins, what are they going to be like during the relationship?
Complainers - usually in threads. This gets boring. Women are constantly complaining about men here, especially dick pics (the reason why I supported the OP is because he was a dude addressing the issue of etiquette rather than another woman just complaining). Men/everyone stay away from complainers. I suggest that if you want to be attractive to people be positive, happy and fun. Usually guys think one of the most attractive features of a woman is her smile - so smile in your posts, even if you are getting serious.
Non-engaging - This usually happens via PM's I find but I've seen some in the threads too. Girl's tend to give very short answers to PMs. Of course, there might be reasons - time, lots of PM's, don't know what to say - but a lot of the time conversations feel one sided. It seems the man does all the work to keep a conversation going. Myself... I'm guilty of falling into the trap of writing quick short answers in PMs - I'm trying not to but I'm often strapped for time and want the guy to know that I have read and I acknowledge him. But I too have tried really hard to have conversations with women via PM or Kik and the vagueness and little care is annoying and I drop them straight away. (This is actually a common complaint of most guys I know.)
Treating guys as if they are expendable - this tends to happen because women seem to be in minority and therefore have a 'power' to pick and choose. Because of this, guys often don't get the same respect they should. Such as women just drop off in mid conversation without warning, ghosting, etc. If they realise they don't connect with a guy, they should be upfront instead of making excuses or ignoring him. It might be a downer but the guy will appreciate it more than being strung along. (Though, I think some girls aren't upfront because some guys do get aggressive when they feel rejected.)
Task makers - in personals girls tend to make men jump hoops. Yes, this might be all in good fun but when you see it over and over and over again it makes a comment. It seems like most of the tests are to screen for idiocracy, meaning the woman supposes she will get contacted by a lot of idiots and wants a way to prevent it by using trickery. I think some of them can be insulting. Written in fine print below: 'You're not good enough for me if you don't add in the word jabbawockee in your PM title.' Really, it makes a comment about the woman... she is going to be so judgemental and picky... She is not going to like the man for who he is but what he can do for her.
AV - Don't use a pinup shot of someone else...lol. It's the same as a guy using someone else's cock. I know women feel really intimidated with all the hot female bodies men like to gorge on here, or tend to use their AV as an expression of how they feel they should look, but in reality, most men I find like REAL women. Be your naturally beautiful self. I've also seen women use AV's that say things like "fuck you" and then they complain about how people are disrespectful in threads... true story. I find men really like faces, and smiles. Smiles are always beautiful.
And... post... (let's see what happens...)
RubenesqueAphrodite
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I think being a real human should count for something.
I believe that being a lying, two-faced, manwhore or cunt-bitch, *might* oughta disqualify a person from interaction with others.
Trying to be that which you are not is reaaaaally stupid. (This is my opinion, of course. We seem to be a group of people who need qualifiers to comprehend that statements made by one individual can -in fact- be their opinion..)
On the subject of "opinions" ..I might just add that we should all embrace the passive aggressiveness in us. It's such an endearing trait, and probably has kept me out of jail all these years.
Oh!!! Before I forget. I'm an equal-opportunity hater.. my comments apply to both men and women.
Ohhhhhh...one more thing..
Sarcasm never gets old.
I believe that being a lying, two-faced, manwhore or cunt-bitch, *might* oughta disqualify a person from interaction with others.
Trying to be that which you are not is reaaaaally stupid. (This is my opinion, of course. We seem to be a group of people who need qualifiers to comprehend that statements made by one individual can -in fact- be their opinion..
)On the subject of "opinions" ..I might just add that we should all embrace the passive aggressiveness in us. It's such an endearing trait, and probably has kept me out of jail all these years.
Oh!!! Before I forget. I'm an equal-opportunity hater.. my comments apply to both men and women.
Ohhhhhh...one more thing..
Sarcasm never gets old.
AKentuckyLady
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I can't resist giving my own two cents.
.01 - Men, if you are not well liked or interact with other men on the threads, then that's a big warning flag. Women, the same goes for you. If you disparage, disrespect, condescend or otherwise piss off your own gender, refuse to engage with them or be unfriendly, then your time here will end badly and with disappointment.
.02 - The women of Lit talk. Yes, believe it or not, we discuss you men, at length and in detail. If you're not getting any action, it's likely that you were a douche to someone and word got around. Remember this is another version of high school with the studly jocks, perky cheerleaders, geeks, freaks, potheads and self-righteous bookworms. If you're a slut, word gets out. If you're a snotty jerk, that gets out too.
Play nice
.01 - Men, if you are not well liked or interact with other men on the threads, then that's a big warning flag. Women, the same goes for you. If you disparage, disrespect, condescend or otherwise piss off your own gender, refuse to engage with them or be unfriendly, then your time here will end badly and with disappointment.
.02 - The women of Lit talk. Yes, believe it or not, we discuss you men, at length and in detail. If you're not getting any action, it's likely that you were a douche to someone and word got around. Remember this is another version of high school with the studly jocks, perky cheerleaders, geeks, freaks, potheads and self-righteous bookworms. If you're a slut, word gets out. If you're a snotty jerk, that gets out too.
Play nice
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islandjoe2
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lol - Yeah, I stick my hand up.
You're right, it is the content, but you want a guy who joins in the fun too. If it's all deep and meaningful stuff then it gets boring. Witty comments are good, stuff longer than one sentence is thrilling...lol... but I guess the most important thing is something that contributes to the tone/concept of the discussion. And people need to realise sarcasm isn't cool anymore...lol.
In this one sentence reply, I'll just say sarcasm can always carry a conversation, sometimes more than we are willing to admit.
DarkSimian
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A friend's father told him, "If you're not in bed by ten, come home."
The Lit equivalent would be, "If you've not gotten to the PM stage by ten, go to bed."
The Lit equivalent would be, "If you've not gotten to the PM stage by ten, go to bed."
RubenesqueAphrodite
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oh! Can I be a pothead this time around? I did the Valedictorian thing first go. I'm thinking that a complete 180 might be interesting?I can't resist giving my own two cents.
.01 - Men, if you are not well liked or interact with other men on the threads, then that's a big warning flag. Women, the same goes for you. If you disparage, disrespect, condescend or otherwise piss off your own gender, refuse to engage with them or be unfriendly, then your time here will end badly and with disappointment.
.02 - The women of Lit talk. Yes, believe it or not, we discuss you men, at length and in detail. If you're not getting any action, it's likely that you were a douche to someone and word got around. Remember this is another version of high school with the studly jocks, perky cheerleaders, geeks, freaks, potheads and self-righteous bookworms. If you're a slut, word gets out. If you're a snotty jerk, that gets out too.
Play nice
(P.S...yes, I really was the V...plus I have a V. ..<== bonus points)
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