Words of Advice

[barefootgirl69]

I like this. I don't fully agree, but I like it.
I have to say, I don't trust anyone who will NOT send a dick pic.

But only on request

(except boobies, no need to request those)

 

[Lunation]

Also have a sexually suggestive name. Examples:

GoodAtSex6969

LongDick8000

CumOnUrFace1956

Otherwise, how will they know what you're into?

And the numbers at the end are key.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Also have a sexually suggestive name. Examples:

GoodAtSex6969

LongDick8000

CumOnUrFace1956

Otherwise, how will they know what you're into?

And the numbers at the end are key.

I know! Can you believe there were 68 other barefootgirls before me?

 

[Lunation]

I know! Can you believe there were 68 other barefootgirls before me?

It is my sincere hope that you bested them in combat and ate their hearts.

To gain their strength.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Myself personally, I dont mind chatting with people via PM but I will honestly say, if you have a picture of your dick as your AV, or your name is something like bigcock69, there is zero chance in hell you will get a reply.

Also, one liners, poorly written gibberish, copy and paste (yes we girls do talk) and bad grammar will get you nowhere.

 

[Farawyn]

But only on request

(except boobies, no need to request those)

Well, that's between us.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hairy Dick Pic Memory should be a thing.

25 hairy dick pics, 25 hairy ballsacks.

Turn over Big Bob's hairy dick and his hairy balls and you've got a match!

 

[Farawyn]

Myself personally, I dont mind chatting with people via PM but I will honestly say, if you have a picture of your dick as your AV, or your name is something like bigcock69, there is zero chance in hell you will get a reply.

Also, one liners, poorly written gibberish, copy and paste (yes we girls do talk) and bad grammar will get you nowhere.

Yes.
We.
Girls.
Do.
Talk.

 

[Farawyn]

I know! Can you believe there were 68 other barefootgirls before me?

It is my sincere hope that you bested them in combat and ate their hearts.

To gain their strength.

Can't wait to meet BFG70!!!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Well, that's between us.

Not completely.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Yes.
We.
Girls.
Do.
Talk.

And they occasionally bring a fellow female into a chat you are having. Talking about the weather in your area is much more enjoyable when it involves three people after all.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

yeah..
Just riding the wave, but men really should not get all sprung around here and act shocked to know that the girls talk.

If you've sent an unsolicited dick pic.

If you've whined about your wife...

Whined about your lack of quality nookie...

If you've generally been an ass ..

Chances are, you've not only got blue balls, but you've also been black-balled.

And Honestly, if you're still getting any play from anyone, then you​ should be über proud. It's not everyday someone gets to invalidate Darwin's theory of Evolution just by breathing..

 

[Farawyn]

yeah..
Just riding the wave, but men really should not get all sprung around here and act shocked to know that the girls talk.

If you've sent an unsolicited dick pic.

If you've whined about your wife...

Whined about your lack of quality nookie...

If you've generally been an ass ..

Chances are, you've not only got blue balls, but you've also been black-balled.

And Honestly, if you're still getting any play from anyone, then you​ should be über proud. It's not everyday someone gets to invalidate Darwin's theory of Evolution just by breathing..

*whistles Wind Beneath My Wings softly, almost under my breath*

 

[socalgrl]

And they occasionally bring a fellow female into a chat you are having. Talking about the weather in your area is much more enjoyable when it involves three people after all.

There you go again Humas, Kiss & tell will get you punished...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Frankly, the worst crime a man can commit in my box is to be tedious.

 

[Farawyn]

Frankly, the worst crime a man can commit in my box is to be tedious.

Your box has room for tediousness?

 

[islandjoe2]

In reference to the above....

Someone (sorry, I'm too lazy to go back up and see who said it, but credit is given) mentioned having posts and lots of them.

Super idea, but the content of those posts is important too. If you're a dick for no reason, attach people in public for something that happened in private, or just make yourself out to look like Billy Badass (because that matters here).....well, good luck in your search.

Hopefully I'm not speaking hypocritically....

*runs to check post history*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dude- the dudes talk, too!

I've been forwarded unsolicited clit pics from guys who didn't know how to respond.

Here's an idea- leave the genitals until after the reciprocated hellos and "yes, I would like to see your genitals"?

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Dude- the dudes talk, too!

I've been forwarded unsolicited clit pics from guys who didn't know how to respond.

Here's an idea- leave the genitals until after the reciprocated hellos and "yes, I would like to see your genitals"?

Christ, we're going to need to start getting consent forms just to say 'nice to meet you', aren't we?

(Yes, this is sarcasm)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Your box has room for tediousness?

I'm too nice. I need to hire a bouncer!

 

[Farawyn]

I'm too nice. I need to hire a bouncer!

I bounce.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I bounce.

Better than Tigger!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I bounce.

I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs.

 

[DarkrSide]

Trust your gut instinct. Believe it more than believing other people's words.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm betting honey wasn't talking about your boobs.

Boobs can be amazingly effective for bouncing.
I have a good friend who, in her early 20's, was a bouncer. She is about 5' tall (at least in shoes). She handled nearly all the bar fights. Simply by walking over (she was very pretty) and taking both guys by the arms, she could usually get them to stop fighting and walk with her...right out the door.
(Patrick Swayze would have loved her..."be nice.")