Word games.

[MADDOG]

Hey, did you ever play that game where someone says a sentence, and the next person says another sentence until you get a story? Anyone wanna play with me?

"I was walking home last night, when I saw something I never expected to see in a million years..."

Who's next?

MADDOG

 

[Merelan]

There walking toward me was my sophmore English teacher. She was still just as pretty as ever. But she had her husband with her. They seemed to be fighting. But I had to say hello...

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Maybe it was the Groucho nose/glasses I was wearing...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I didn't have a choice about the groucho marx nose glasses though, after the skinny dipping party someone stole all of my clothes and this was the only thing handy to cover my assets, even though they kinda hung out under the nose. I smiled and said hi and tried to act as if I wasn't bare assed naked wearing nothing but a pair of groucho marx nose glasses on my penis.


(sue me, I have a thing for naked guys. when ya gonna strip down you guys??????)

 

[Expertise]

He said "Who the hell are you?!"

I just smiled thinking *the nose is chafing but the mustache feels GREAT*

 

[Guest]

 

[Siren]

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

"hum well it is kind of personal. I was just wondering if you would hum"

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Wizard]

John, your eyes are so blood shot.......Did you just smoke a joint?..........Kinda stinks like weed....You look stoned....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Love the thread Maddog

Suddenly wildly nervous, despite my stoned out my brain state, I started singing as requested. Too bad the only song that came to mind was Kung Fu Fighting by the Village People. Oh gaawd!!!!! I forgot the words!!!!!

"They were kung fu fighting, everybody was drinkin lighting. Uhhhhhh hhuhmmmmm fu fighting. Chinese guys mmhuuhhmmmmm fighting..."

 

[CreamyLady]

In a moment of panic, I blanked out and stopped singing; then my phonographic memory came to my rescue and I changed songs: It's fun to sleep at the Y M C A . . .

 

[Siren]

I suddenly realize......

 

[Gil]

"John, your nose seems to be running. Oh wait, it's not..."

 

[Guest]

Trying to cover my embarrassment with humor I said, "That's not my nose, that's my compass and you must be the North Pole!"

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Being stoned out of my gourd and therefore not being anywhere nearly in touch with reality, I grew suddenly alarmed at my leaky "compass." I grabbed it and started dancing around in panic. "Do you have any duct tape???" I started yelling. "I have to fix this leak!!!! OMG It's leaking!!!!!"

 

[canadian_lady]

to which she replied "no John, I don't think we will need tape, let me help you with that". Then to my amazement she walked over to me and lowered herself to her knees...placing her hands on my hips and licking her lips she said "oh my its leaking faster"

 

[Patryn]

Then, in my panicked, stoned state, I realized I couldn't have that going on and immediately ran to the nearest hardware store for some duct tape, leaving here kneeling there in the middle of the sidewalk.

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Work with THAT line, I dare ya'!

 

[Bobtoad777]

but as i turned to take off toward the hardware store she reached between my legs and grabbed me by my balls and said your not going anywheres.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Her hand on my balls felt so good I, my leak went from a drip to a gusher. In my stoned state I thought I was dying. She smiled up at me, but her smile turned to shock and horror when the red and blue lights flashed over us.

"YOU THERE!" Came the voice of God. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

I found out moments later that it wasn't God, but two police officers. The red and blue lights belonged to their car. Handcuffed and tossed in the part of the car with no handles on the insides with my ex-English teacher, all I could think was Oh Gawd, mom is gonna kill me.

 

[Bobtoad777]

looking to the police officer in the passanger seat , she took of her hat and let down her hair and turned back to me and smiled. in her hand was my groucho glasses, which she sensously and sloy licked. it was then i noticed we were heading into the country not toward the police station.

 

[Guest]