Woo Hoo!

[doctor_insanus]

I am now a guru!

As I speak, I can feel the limits of my consciousness expanding. My mind reels with the visions that fill it! My power grows with each passing second!

Even now, I am sending out waves of psychic energy which will overwhelm your own defenses. If you are reading this, and you are a female, you will now remove whatever clothing you are wearing and writhe naked on the floor. If you are a male, then piss off!

Hop to it!

 

[Weevil]

It didn't work. I'm naked and writhing as we speak.

Congrats though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hah. Jerk.

*muttering uglyly and pissing off the thread*

 

[Weevil]

Why am I jerk? For being naked and writhing?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I had this incredible urge to piss off. I'm not sure where it came from.

Of course, you naked and writhing is an attractive prospect...

 

[Weevil]

Still, calling me a jerk was pretty cold.

Oh well, it's probably accurate

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

EBW

You're the Jerk Du'jour!

Be proud young man!

 

[Weevil]

Oh I wasn't protesting too much but I'd like to know why I'm a jerk this time. Was it leaving Michael Jordan off of my all time starting five? Was it my insistence that Tyson was the best of all time? All the rest of my drunken postings?

Man, I really am a jerk

 

[Ask For More]

EBW....you're just an all canadian asshole

 

[Problem Child]

EBW

I think what pushed me over the edge was your continuous vomiting. Up until that you were fine by me bro.

 

[Weevil]

EBW....you're just an all canadian asshole

No doubt but I wasn't aware I had spoken this much to KM. How'd she know????

 

[Weevil]

Re: EBW

I think what pushed me over the edge was your continuous vomiting. Up until that you were fine by me bro.

Excuse me but was I asking you? No. I know why you think I'm a jerk

 

[GuyJD]

I had this incredible urge to piss off. I'm not sure where it came from.

Of course, you naked and writhing is an attractive prospect...

<extending his 20' arms to hold KM back>
Be good, KM. Be real good.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cool

But where's the naked chicks?

Whines miserably

I must focus my concentration. Ah, the sweet rush of power...

 

[Ask For More]

insanus

I only like ya cos of your cool icon.
Otherwise i'm indifferent

 

[doctor_insanus]

Re: insanus

I only like ya cos of your cool icon.
Otherwise i'm indifferent

Uh... piss off!

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Cool

But where's the naked chicks?

Whines miserably

I must focus my concentration. Ah, the sweet rush of power...

must be those icky, slimy, slithery snakes scaring all of us off

 

[Ask For More]

Re: Re: insanus

Uh... piss off!

Nyah nyah

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn... foiled again!

Focusing

You like snakes... snakes are your friends... they perform valuable services... like eating bugs and shit...

Come on! COME ON!!

 

[morninggirl5]

Damn... foiled again!

Focusing

You like snakes... snakes are your friends... they perform valuable services... like eating bugs and shit...

Come on! COME ON!!

LOL Snakes also bite people, bug spray kills bugs much easier

 

[Weevil]

Kill bugs!!!!!!! Why would you want to do that

 

[doctor_insanus]

LOL Snakes also bite people, bug spray kills bugs much easier

But bug spray contributes to the pollution of our planet... just think of all the poor innocent children... bug spray bad... snakes good...

Focusing

You know you want to. Don't fight it!

 

[morninggirl5]

Some of them are quite evil and venemous. Only way to deal with them is to eliminate them.

 

[Weevil]

but Boll Weevils are your friend. Get rid of that pesky cotton. Besides even the most venomous of us won't do the damage you crazy simians will.