Wonderful new from my spam box;
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glynndah
good little witch.
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The_Fool
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Wonderful New
Exquisite hello,
strikes me with a knife.
God knows I enjoy
a real nasty surprise.
But not like the one
where she almost blew me
a kiss.
As I was unfit for her consumption.
She squeals with delight.
She wants top designer shoes
At some low price
I could pay with my soul.
Stiletto heels through my heart
gather moss
As she lets me hang from any gable
Patrons hiss if my erection rises
above a certain point.
Mean angels ring about me,
spattering me with their discharge.
Ugh.
Strident bells make me scream.
Screams that wow the rest
of her conquests.
The conquests that hang beside me,
each one a bough
ripped from innocent tree.
Wait, I don’t really want down.
It wasn’t as if I really meant it.
Down I tumble.
She offers glad smile,
but she still wipes her hands clean
on my spotless apron.
Exquisite hello,
strikes me with a knife.
God knows I enjoy
a real nasty surprise.
But not like the one
where she almost blew me
a kiss.
As I was unfit for her consumption.
She squeals with delight.
She wants top designer shoes
At some low price
I could pay with my soul.
Stiletto heels through my heart
gather moss
As she lets me hang from any gable
Patrons hiss if my erection rises
above a certain point.
Mean angels ring about me,
spattering me with their discharge.
Ugh.
Strident bells make me scream.
Screams that wow the rest
of her conquests.
The conquests that hang beside me,
each one a bough
ripped from innocent tree.
Wait, I don’t really want down.
It wasn’t as if I really meant it.
Down I tumble.
She offers glad smile,
but she still wipes her hands clean
on my spotless apron.
voluptuary_manque
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Fool, you are either a full-blown, demented genius or you have 'way too much time on your hands. 
voluptuary_manque
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NoJo
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I would, but you never make me feel guilty enough to bother
Stella_Omega
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The_Fool
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Fool, you are either a full-blown, demented genius or you have 'way too much time on your hands.
The answer is yes but not going to tell you which question I am answering. Realize this was an effort of about 15 minutes....
Sorry for the long delay, I just found your comment when I was mining for blurts...
Stella_Omega
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In todays spam, Alicia Downing tells me that more meat is never e3xcessive-- and Vance Clarke is offering A true godsend to your little soldier of love -- such a philanthropist!
On the other hand, Casey Bain warns me that I must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Whoa...
On the other hand, Casey Bain warns me that I must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Whoa...
rgraham666
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One just arrived. They're coming about every fifteen minutes now.
It tells me All Mens Need This! and More blood pressure in your stuff.
It tells me All Mens Need This! and More blood pressure in your stuff.
herecomestherain
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Esmerelda Baird, Isidro Fox, Esperanza Estes, Terra Pineda, Rosendo Dorsey, Aubrey Suarez, Gaylord Rachol -- I reckon I have the cast of great little soap on my hands here - high drama with a lot of meaningful stares of course...
Stella_Omega
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"Doris" offered me a large penis scar free
She says "I turned to you because I know that you took herbal and have a big big prick. what a flatterer! Of course I do-- I bought the biggest one in the catalogue...
I also got mail from Ronfeldt Manfra, Lenna Hetuy, Shoto Korwin, and my favorite of the day, Fairly Stukowski. Who says; "Blustered."
She says "I turned to you because I know that you took herbal and have a big big prick. what a flatterer! Of course I do-- I bought the biggest one in the catalogue...
I also got mail from Ronfeldt Manfra, Lenna Hetuy, Shoto Korwin, and my favorite of the day, Fairly Stukowski. Who says; "Blustered."
cloudy
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and my favorite of the day, Fairly Stukowski. Who says; "Blustered."
I think that's my fave, too.
(I wonder if Fairly would fit in with Charity, Epiphany, and Gentle?
)
voluptuary_manque
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My spam filter seems to work better than most . . .
damppanties
Tinkle, twinkle
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Pshh. Not as fun.
