Womens' Breasts

[batter]

good morning!

my god, what a subject to find first thing in the morning when you first wake up.


if memory serves me correctly, and right now it is not entirely awake, one side of our body is a different size than the other.

ears, fingers, arms etc etc. so it is not uncommon to have different breast sizes.

do you also realize that if you have a boyfriend that is right handed, and plays with one breast more than the other, that this may also cause a slight difference in size as well?
i just dont remember where i read that.

coffee!! gotta get some coffee!

 

[kristi]

Women's Breasts

I think each man has his own individual tastes when it comes to what part of a women's body gets "his putter to flutter". Some men get off on legs, others on feet, some are ass men and some men even get off on a beautiful neck.I think millions of years ago, men could still see women's breasts. They did have to sit up at times and I'm sure cave women probably wanted their nipples touched and pinched. The age we live in, human sexuality is discussed more freely. I hate to think that those poor cave women had to go their whole lives without ever have a good breast sucking. I know I'd feel deprived.

 

[willywanker]

the Boob poem

This was in my e-mail this morning. How appropriate.

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their wanings,
and protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a mammogram.
"O.K.," I said "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(she got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.

 

[Slacking at work....]

***winces just thinking about it....***

 

[unusuallyconfused]

***winces just thinking about it....***

Actually, I had it done once and it wasn't all that bad. I believe I have a high threshold for pain, though. Anyway, lots of bad press about it but I have found it to be no worse than getting a shot. Either that, or perhaps they are not as sensitive as others and thats why I like extra rough play there!

 

[Mensa]

Re: good morning!

do you also realize that if you have a boyfriend that is right handed, and plays with one breast more than the other, that this may also cause a slight difference in size as well?
i just dont remember where i read that.

coffee!! gotta get some coffee! [/B]

I'm ambi-dextrous! Does that mean I have a well-balanced love life?

More grist for my research mill!

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: good morning!

I'm ambi-dextrous! Does that mean I have a well-balanced love life?

More grist for my research mill!

No. It just means you keep abreast of things...

 

[OUTSIDER]

I rest my case.

 

[Mensa]

Live long and prosper

If that study is correct, then I'm going to give Methuselah a run for the title!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yes come on girl's show us your tit's.........purely for health reason's you understand

 

[Pyper]

Pyper the anthropology student walks in the ruin the fun...

*taking out textbook and putting on granny glasses*

Ahem.

p_p_man, I believe that theory about women's breasts was developed by Desmond Morris, and has been widely discounted.

Mischka was right about the shape of women's breasts: it is now held that human breasts are large and round to accomodate the flat shape of the human face...not to mimic the appearance of the buttocks.

In addition, many cultures do not eroticize the breasts. In other words, breasts are no more attractive to men in these cultures than say the nose or the hands. Breasts being sexually attractive is a European mentality. Large breasts being attractive seems to be only a Western European and North American mentality.

[/lecture]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Mine are perky and perfect, not too big, not too small... just right.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: Pyper the anthropology student walks in the ruin the fun...

*taking out textbook and putting on granny glasses*

Ahem.

p_p_man, I believe that theory about women's breasts was developed by Desmond Morris, and has been widely discounted.

Mischka was right about the shape of women's breasts: it is now held that human breasts are large and round to accomodate the flat shape of the human face...not to mimic the appearance of the buttocks.

In addition, many cultures do not eroticize the breasts. In other words, breasts are no more attractive to men in these cultures than say the nose or the hands. Breasts being sexually attractive is a European mentality. Large breasts being attractive seems to be only a Western European and North American mentality.

[/lecture]

A fine lecture and well delivered.....now show us yer tit's

 

[Never]

Pyper: If that's true than why do some women have A cups and others double D?

And what cultures do not eroticize the breast? I have read books of erotic poetry from Europe, Asia, India, Japan, Polynesia, and the Middle East and have always come across references to the beauty of a woman's breasts. Perhaps they don't has as central a place in all cultures but they're not in the same league as a nose or a hand. Breasts are something that women have and girls and men don't, that simple fact makes them a sexual characteristic.

 

[Mensa]

One picture is worth a thousand words

Mine are perky and perfect, not too big, not too small... just right.

C'mon, Myst, prove it!!

 

[p_p_man]

Yeah...

...what Mensa said...

...please

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes come on girl's show us your tit's.........purely for health reason's you understand

Sure.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=747

This has to be the 4th or 5th time around for a thread like this- there is even a breast club on the board- Oliver Clozoff, Gaucho, Whispersecret were charter members as I recall. A daily flash of tits to keep members healthy.