Women's Boxing

HeavyStick

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I got a flyer in the mail for an upcoming match.

Jennifer Alcorn (14-0, 10 KO's) vs. Jessica Rakoczy (13-0, 4 KO's).

Anyone follow women's boxing?


*edited to correct a first name)
 
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I can think of at least 5 women from lit matches I'd like to see on the undercard.
 
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Jennifer Alcorn


and http://images.google.com/images?q=J...hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&filter=0

(none of Jessica's photo's would attach)
 
I'd be happy to fight Indigo. But look, if she starts kicking the shit outta me, one of you guys pull her off of me.
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
I'd be happy to fight Indigo. But look, if she starts kicking the shit outta me, one of you guys pull her off of me.


That's PPV material right there. Steel cage match, Octagon style. No Big john McArthy(sp?). Sorry STD to make money you gotta beat or take the beating.

If it makes you feel any better I'll keep the key to the ring.
 
HeavyStick said:
That's PPV material right there. Steel cage match, Octagon style. No Big john McArthy(sp?). Sorry STD to make money you gotta beat or take the beating.

If it makes you feel any better I'll keep the key to the ring.

Crap. I am so gonna' get my ass kicked. Will you have an ambulance on hand?
 
Ambu-what?

I'll have some crazy-glue, Gunner has some cedar chips from him Richard Gere hamster set.

One of should have a cell phone.
 
No one wants to bet me? It's okay, Laurel will come along and bet me. Laurel still loves me.

I think.
 
HeavyStick said:
Ambu-what?

I'll have some crazy-glue, Gunner has some cedar chips from him Richard Gere hamster set.

One of should have a cell phone.

Ya I've got a dead one that will do nicely, and I still left over party streamers from New Years.
 
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No one wants to bet me? It's okay, Laurel will come along and bet me. Laurel still loves me.

I think.

Looking strictly at the records. Your favorite has a shot if the fight goes to the final bell. I think overall, Alcorn is the favorite and will win.
 
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Women's boxing. Not enough talent and ability as ''boxer''. If I were to watch it, it'd be for the same reason I watch women's tennis.
 
ChilledVodka said:
Women's boxing. Not enough talent and ability as ''boxer''. If I were to watch it, it'd be for the same reason I watch women's tennis.

I dare you to call one of the ladies a "dizzy bitch". You'd get your ass handed to.
 
HeavyStick said:
I dare you to call one of the ladies a "dizzy bitch". You'd get your ass handed to.
I know on hand to hand situation, I know how to handle myself. Plus, I run 100m under 12 seconds.

I don't hit women. They won't give you their pussies for that.
 
ChilledVodka said:
Women's boxing. Not enough talent and ability as ''boxer''. If I were to watch it, it'd be for the same reason I watch women's tennis.

Having this attitude toward women, won't get you in their good favor either.
 
bknight2602 said:
Having this attitude toward women, won't get you in their good favor either.
I know. Being the God of lesbians isn't easy. It's a thankless job.

I'm hoping to meet a woman who will change me.
 
ChilledVodka said:
I know on hand to hand situation, I know how to handle myself. Plus, I run 100m under 12 seconds.

So... your plan would be to run away then, right?
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
I'd be happy to fight Indigo. But look, if she starts kicking the shit outta me, one of you guys pull her off of me.
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