Women!!!

[plasticman33]

I'll never understand 'em!

I think I'll become a celibate hermit!

 

[seXieleXie]

sounds like a plan

more for me

 

[ranajja]

Oh, dear...

...what have we done now?

 

[kotori]

Huh?

My favorite flavor.

You don't have to understand 'em to love 'em.

 

[alltherage]

Men, the beast with two heads. Its funny how powerful that little one is.

 

[plasticman33]

'There was an old hermit named Dave'

'He lived by himself in a cave'

'When women came calling'

'He'd always be falling'

.................................................

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Oh, dear...

...what have we done now?

As if you didn't know!

Tsk...Tsk...

 

[ranajja]

Mornin' pp!

As if you didn't know!

Tsk...Tsk...

You just like to quote me, don't you?


Either that, or you like my little ol' av...

 

[Moridin187]

I'll never understand 'em!

I think I'll become a celibate hermit!

You've no idea how many times I've said that very same thing plasticman... However, women are even more addictive than smoking *sigh*

 

[Chanson_bleu]

SO WHAT'S THE LAST LINE????

'There was an old hermit named Dave'

'He lived by himself in a cave'

'When women came calling'

'He'd always be falling'

.................................................

I love limericks! What's the last line?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: SO WHAT'S THE LAST LINE????

I love limericks! What's the last line?

Make up your own ending!

 

[Chanson_bleu]

Re: Re: SO WHAT'S THE LAST LINE????

Make up your own ending!

FINE, I WILL!

Give me a minute...

 

[Chanson_bleu]

Another Limerick

There's another limerick that yours reminded me of:

There once was a sailor named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
"Yes, I admit
She does smell a bit
But just look at the money I save!"

I'm having trouble getting that one out of my mind. But I will come up with an appropriate last line for yours...

 

[bluemuse]

Hmmm?

'There was an old hermit named Dave'

'He lived by himself in a cave'

'When women came calling'

'He'd always be falling'

.................................................

His last was a very close shave....

or

Heartache was all that she gave....


bluemuse

 

[plasticman33]

Hmmm, that's a good one too!

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Hmmm?

His last was a very close shave....

or

Heartache was all that she gave....


bluemuse

Both good, kinda favor the last one though!

 

[Chanson_bleu]

Last Line

'There was an old hermit named Dave'

'He lived by himself in a cave'

'When women came calling'

'He'd always be falling'

Down in a heap like a wave?
To try and play Master and Slave?
Wishing he'd remembered to shave?
Groping for breasts he could lave?

How are those? Anyone got any better ones?

P.S. Is your name Dave?

 

[Moridin187]

'There was an old hermit named Dave'

'He lived by himself in a cave'

'When women came calling'

'He'd always be falling'

.................................................

For more than his hand he did crave?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Last Line

Down in a heap like a wave?
To try and play Master and Slave?
Wishing he'd remembered to shave?
Groping for breasts he could lave?

How are those? Anyone got any better ones?

P.S. Is your name Dave?

Those are good Chanson bleu!

PS. it's a secret! PM me I'll tell you!

 

[Chanson_bleu]

Good one, Moridin!

For more than his hand he did crave?

I'll vote for this one as the best last line!

 

[plasticman33]

Moridin wins!! (Hands down, so to speak)!

 

[Moridin187]

Moridin wins!! (Hands down, so to speak)!

Woohoo! I'm da man!!

\m/ \m/

*gets down with his bad self*