Magic Merlin
Literotica Guru
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To Golden,,,
...Me, I rip open the box, put the contraption together without reading the instructions (sometimes I don't even know what it is i'm building.testosterone..don't fail me now..gotta impress the female). Of course all I'm left with after I'm done is a bunch of one of a kind inventions that no other human has ever thought of.......<and a garage full of spare parts that I'm going to build something with some day?????? Yea, right you are dear!! I've heard that before..>
Shyguy, that is an excellent one. Women, why is it you never go the bathroom alone when your out in public? Us men don't do that.
Of course there are exceptions to all of these differences. I will stop and ask for directions more than I use to, but there are still times I won't. Of course nowadays I keep my handy atlas with me
Another one I thought of is men tend to open presents by ripping the wrapping off. A lot of women, both present and past, I've known, slowly undo the tape or ribbon being very careful not to damage the paper. Then they agonizingly (to me at least) and very carefully take the wrapping paper off and fold it up....Folding it up for what??...Wrapping paper was made to be used once...Thats why it tears so easy...whats up with that???
Anymore thoughts on this????
And I really do want to know why most women don't like the three stooges....
[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-07-2000).]

...Me, I rip open the box, put the contraption together without reading the instructions (sometimes I don't even know what it is i'm building.testosterone..don't fail me now..gotta impress the female). Of course all I'm left with after I'm done is a bunch of one of a kind inventions that no other human has ever thought of.......<and a garage full of spare parts that I'm going to build something with some day?????? Yea, right you are dear!! I've heard that before..>
Shyguy, that is an excellent one. Women, why is it you never go the bathroom alone when your out in public? Us men don't do that.
Of course there are exceptions to all of these differences. I will stop and ask for directions more than I use to, but there are still times I won't. Of course nowadays I keep my handy atlas with me

Another one I thought of is men tend to open presents by ripping the wrapping off. A lot of women, both present and past, I've known, slowly undo the tape or ribbon being very careful not to damage the paper. Then they agonizingly (to me at least) and very carefully take the wrapping paper off and fold it up....Folding it up for what??...Wrapping paper was made to be used once...Thats why it tears so easy...whats up with that???
Anymore thoughts on this????
And I really do want to know why most women don't like the three stooges....
[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-07-2000).]