Women: Stop Bitching About Not Getting Laid!

Sandia

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I mean, you're women for chrissakes! How hard could it be?
 
Yeah! Stop bitching and start laying!

*cluck cluck bawk bawk*
 
Can us men still bitch about not getting laid? It's harder for us, for chistssakes
 
Ah, but what if the one who should be fucking you isn't within an acceptable mileage range to do so?

Complaining is better than cheating.
 
Cheyenne said:
Ah, but what if the one who should be fucking you isn't within an acceptable mileage range to do so?

Complaining is better than cheating.

But not as satisfying....




FallenSeraph said:
Can us men still bitch about not getting laid? It's harder for us, for chistssakes

Lmao! :D
 
Cheyenne said:
Ah, but what if the one who should be fucking you isn't within an acceptable mileage range to do so?

Complaining is better than cheating.

Well, you're the exception to the rule. On the other hand, I'm still gonna complain every chance I can
 
Women complaining about not being fucked are like beers complaining about not being drunk. Men are always wanting both, so just go to where the men are.
 
Cheyenne said:
Ah, but what if the one who should be fucking you isn't within an acceptable mileage range to do so?

Complaining is better than cheating.



I hear ya, Chey. Even if that mileage is only one or two. It's Friday night and there's football about. :(
 
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Easy peasey.

(finding someone to sleep with, that is)

Unfortunately... most of us gals seem to want more than a fuck and a smile.

:p

P.S. - Fallen - Love the Towley. :D ("You wanna get high?")
 
Is that really a safe link, Bob? I'm only 24k at home, if I'm lucky... :) I liked the line about the women and the beers. Or they could just drink the beers themselves... that always seems to work. ;)
 
I'm not bitchen cause I'm gettin laid, so you can't possibaly be talking to me!:D
 
Sandia said:
Is that really a safe link, Bob? I'm only 24k at home, if I'm lucky... :) I liked the line about the women and the beers. Or they could just drink the beers themselves... that always seems to work. ;)

The one marked safe is indeed safe...and funny for anyone who wants to remember the days of dialup.
 
Cheyenne said:
Ah, but what if the one who should be fucking you isn't within an acceptable mileage range to do so?

Get a man with a much longer cock.
 
HA!

Bob_Bytchin said:
Women complaining about not being fucked are like beers complaining about not being drunk. Men are always wanting both, so just go to where the men are.

I don't do bars....for two simple reasons:

1) no childcare
2) no money
3) no inclination to inhale cigarette smoke

(oops that was 3)
 
Bob_Bytchin said:
Women complaining about not being fucked are like beers complaining about not being drunk. Men are always wanting both, so just go to where the men are.


How much to hang out with you for a week or two? I like the way you think! :D
 
islandman said:



How much to hang out with you for a week or two? I like the way you think! :D

It's the truth. If a woman wants commitment and feelings in their sex, that's out there also. :)
 
Sandia said:
I mean, you're women for chrissakes! How hard could it be?

Exactly. In the words of Heidi Fleiss, "Men will fuck mud if it's warm enough".
 
So exactly how does a woman go about getting laid?

I mean really. I'm horny right now. What should I do to insure I get fucked tonight?
 
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