Women, lower your registers

[NoJo]

According to New Scientist, recent research proves that men ignore women because a high-pitched voice is harder for us to pay attention to.

Don't bother to argue. I won't listen anyway.

 

[AppleBiter]

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[velvetpie]

I'd have to agree with that. I've heard some women on TV that I wonder how their men could stand to talk to them! I'm glad I have a sexy alto ...

 

[NoJo]

I'd have to agree with that. I've heard some women on TV that I wonder how their men could stand to talk to them! I'm glad I have a sexy alto ...

That's the first time I've heard it being called an alto. I'll have to add it to my list.

 

[CharleyH]

According to New Scientist, recent research proves that men ignore women because a high-pitched voice is harder for us to pay attention to.

Don't bother to argue. I won't listen anyway.

I should think it is easier to listen to than a high-pitched male voice

 

[NoJo]

I should think it is easier to listen to than a high-pitched male voice

Did you say something?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I should think it is easier to listen to than a high-pitched male voice

Like Richard Simmons?

 

[English Lady]

Have youheard scouse women arguing?


It's so high pitched it makes your ears bleed.

I'd never make a scouse gal angry for fear of the high pitchedness!!!!

 

[AppleBiter]

Have youheard scouse women arguing?


It's so high pitched it makes your ears bleed.

I'd never make a scouse gal angry for fear of the high pitchedness!!!!

Um, "scouse"=? What is the meaning of scouse?

 

[CharleyH]

Did you say something?

LOL she giggles in a deafening five octaves higher than Michael Jackson. (And you thought it wasn't possible!)

 

[NoJo]

Um, "scouse"=? What is the meaning of scouse?

Scouse=Liver bird=Liverpool person (e.g. Beatles)

 

[AppleBiter]

Scouse=Liver bird=Liverpool person (e.g. Beatles)

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[rgraham666]

Yep. A person can hear anything if they just listen long enough.

 

[The_Darkness]

After working in a factory, I've learned that I drone out loud, high pitched noises...even with ear plugs and the whole nine yards...

Of course, if someone's had an annoying voice (and or speaking habits in general) I tend to just kinda hear "blah, blah, blah.."

 

[McKenna]

What?

 

[NoJo]

What?

I said do you like my new dress, dammit.

 

[velvetpie]

That's the first time I've heard it being called an alto. I'll have to add it to my list.

Better than baritone!!!

 

[Guest]

I have a high singing voice which often gets attention.

But in the morning I sound like a baritone.

Too much whiskey, I guess.

 

[NoJo]

I have a high singing voice which often gets attention.

But in the morning I sound like a baritone.

Too much whiskey, I guess.

I was hoping you sounded like a French horn.

 

[Guest]

I was hoping you sounded like a French horn.

Only during very athletic sex.

 

[erise]

I wonder if I type in a high pitched tone too.

 

[Dar~]

I'm a first soprano w/ second soprano tendencies but I am told I have a very lush speaking voice.

 

[AppleBiter]

I'm a first soprano w/ second soprano tendencies but I am told I have a very lush speaking voice.

I have a singing range anywhere between Descant and Alto. Speaking voice, I'd say I'm probably mid-range. The most compliments I receive are regarding my voice . . . I understand that it's quite pleasant and unusual, from what they tell me.

Damn -- I should do audio stories!

 

[Liar]

Yes, lower your register, woman.
http://www.hechlers.com/Images/cash_register.jpg

 

[impressive]

This is probably true of other women as well. I know I tend to tune out the high-pitched screechy whining.