Women, how many times have you actually

[Heatlessfever]

orgasmed from being with a man?

Ever have shitty sex with an arrogant mother fucker who thinks he knows what he's doing?

The guy I lost it to made me come once of all about four times I let him fucked me.

One time the idiot was screwing me from behind and he was like, "I bet you have cum like ten times by now."

I tried to grin and bear it. On top of everything else, he expected me to give him a blow job, but he refused to eat the puss.

Why? Well, he complained to me about the pussy of every girl he had been with, then proceeded to complain about mine. Let's be frank, I am not exactly always amazingly soft and smooth down there, but he wasn't exactly a bowl of strawberries and cream in the cock region either. In fact, he was rather gross. I almost barfed on his dick a few times (it smelled nasty maybe because in retrospect, he was an ugly asshole), but I did it anyway.

Let the horror stories run rampant.

 

[incubus_rock]

Hahaha these are the kind of conversations men everywhere live in fear of.
I always try to make sure i keep my ego locked and chained tightly.
As an old friend of mines ex girlfriend told terrible stories about him and the stupid things he said/did.

 

[husky4life]

orgasmed from being with a man?

Ever have shitty sex with an arrogant mother fucker who thinks he knows what he's doing?

The guy I lost it to made me come once of all about four times I let him fucked me.

One time the idiot was screwing me from behind and he was like, "I bet you have cum like ten times by now."

I tried to grin and bear it. On top of everything else, he expected me to give him a blow job, but he refused to eat the puss.

Why? Well, he complained to me about the pussy of every girl he had been with, then proceeded to complain about mine. Let's be frank, I am not exactly always amazingly soft and smooth down there, but he wasn't exactly a bowl of strawberries and cream in the cock region either. In fact, he was rather gross. I almost barfed on his dick a few times (it smelled nasty maybe because in retrospect, he was an ugly asshole), but I did it anyway.

Let the horror stories run rampant.

Pure comedic genius.

 

[Heatlessfever]

The most comedic thing is that it is true.

Maybe that is more pathetic than anything else.

 

[husky4life]

I was laughing my ass off . . . maybe I shouldn't and worry about my own performance.

There might be a gal out there saying the same about me! LOL

 

[KarrLai]

orgasmed from being with a man?

Ever have shitty sex with an arrogant mother fucker who thinks he knows what he's doing?

The guy I lost it to made me come once of all about four times I let him fucked me.

One time the idiot was screwing me from behind and he was like, "I bet you have cum like ten times by now."

I tried to grin and bear it. On top of everything else, he expected me to give him a blow job, but he refused to eat the puss.

Why? Well, he complained to me about the pussy of every girl he had been with, then proceeded to complain about mine. Let's be frank, I am not exactly always amazingly soft and smooth down there, but he wasn't exactly a bowl of strawberries and cream in the cock region either. In fact, he was rather gross. I almost barfed on his dick a few times (it smelled nasty maybe because in retrospect, he was an ugly asshole), but I did it anyway.

Let the horror stories run rampant.

have to admit the guy i lost it to was an absolute idiot in the whole female orgasm department.. what was kinda worse was that he's "renowned" in the bedroom (boys gossip for you!)

have to admit tho, latest guy i slept with is possible one of the most considerate people when it comes to sex and mutual orgasms.. i think it's a case of looking around and finding a decent guy!

absolutely loved your post though.. definitely made me smile.. as they say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince..

 

[faithchick]

I've had 2 sex partners, and the first one I never came with him. My husband was to selfish to let me cum. He would cum in under 5 mins and expect me to do the same... with no foreplay

Now I rely on all my sex toys and I cum every single time. So for the time being it's safe to say i'm the best fuck i've ever had

 

[Lominiel]

I haven't had sex, but I have orgasmed from being with a man. Fingering will do it to me. Biting on my nipples will do it to me. Once, it even happened from nothing further than french kissing!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Never.... (never been with one, but from reading this thread I sure as hell haven't missed much... )

Now chicks... I wouldn't be with one that didn't make me come at least 5 - 6 times each time we have sex. Geee, wonder why I'm a lesbian... MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

[KarrLai]

Never.... (never been with one, but from reading this thread I sure as hell haven't missed much... )

lol well that bit's true...

 

[gothic_nymph]

My first... he was one that stroked and fingered just enough to get me ready.
4 pumps and it was over. (very disappointing)
Sadly he never did get better at it.

 

[cherrypies]

Easily 2 or 3 with my hubby. In a group enviroment 5 or 10. Both clitorly or vaginally. Try to find a guy that takes his time.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

With my hubby, never. Hes' not a lot of use in the sex department

Have had other partners, one, EVERY time and many times in a 'session'

Otherwise, toys r us

 

[Drake121]

Some of these tales are just terrible. Selfish jerks out there. On behalf of the male gender I apologize ladies... I would love to work with you

 

[Firebrain]

The only man I've orgasmed with is my husband. I think this is partially because he spent a lot of time learning what turns me on but also, he's just not a twunt.

In my experience, a lot of men seem to learn what women want from porn - and there isn't a lot of porn that gratifies women. A lot of it seems to be impatience, too; it can take time sometimes for a woman and I don't think some guys can relate to that.

There's a big difference between somebody who enjoys sex and somebody who enjoys pleasuring their partner.

 

[cherrypies]

Wow, some of this is just sad.

 

[Heatlessfever]

Having a penis is hard. You have divide blood and brain cells between your cock and your brain and then the brain always gets the short end (no pun intended) when the dude gets revved.

Often times, during horniness, all of a dude's brain cells, but two, concentrate in his cock. The left over two spend the duration of a guys arousal and sexual activities fighting over which one is dumber.

 

[85bird]

I always feel guilty if I don't for some reason make my wife cum...not by anything she says or does...just that I want her to be satisfied....even if shes not in the mood but says she just wants to take care of me.....

 

[isseii]

Having a penis is hard. You have divide blood and brain cells between your cock and your brain and then the brain always gets the short end (no pun intended) when the dude gets revved.

Often times, during horniness, all of a dude's brain cells, but two, concentrate in his cock. The left over two spend the duration of a guys arousal and sexual activities fighting over which one is dumber.

ROFL!!! You owe me a new monitor and keyboard. That's the funniest, and truest thing I have heard all day. I'll be back to add my contribution to this once I have recovered.

For the record....I'm pretty sure that making someone laugh so hard they shoot whatever they're drinking across their desk is equivalent of an orgasm in the humor department. So messy, but so worth it.

 

[*Twisted*]

orgasmed from being with a man?

Ever have shitty sex with an arrogant mother fucker who thinks he knows what he's doing?

The guy I lost it to made me come once of all about four times I let him fucked me.

One time the idiot was screwing me from behind and he was like, "I bet you have cum like ten times by now."

I tried to grin and bear it. On top of everything else, he expected me to give him a blow job, but he refused to eat the puss.

Why? Well, he complained to me about the pussy of every girl he had been with, then proceeded to complain about mine. Let's be frank, I am not exactly always amazingly soft and smooth down there, but he wasn't exactly a bowl of strawberries and cream in the cock region either. In fact, he was rather gross. I almost barfed on his dick a few times (it smelled nasty maybe because in retrospect, he was an ugly asshole), but I did it anyway.

Let the horror stories run rampant.

That's just kinda sad.

 

[Heatlessfever]

That's just kinda sad.

It's beyond kinda sad. It's fucking pathetic. It's almost as bad as being in high school and your friends blabbing about their first time having sex and all you can say is, "I'm a virgin."

The only difference is that instead of never having had any contact with the magnificent penis, particularly between my specially, biologically made penis pillows (the pussy, to be exactly the labia, not the boobs), I have in fact had sex, but I have never had an orgasm from sex with a man.


So, the conversation would go something more like this.

"Oh, he licked my clit and gently massaged...etc"

"Ugh, best orgasm of my life!"

"I have never had an orgasm with a man..."

"OMG, YOU LOSSSSSSSERRR"

"Heat... you are so behind the times."

"Dating incompetent, moronic, assholes is not cool anymore!"

"That is so nineties, girl!"

 

[Paradox]

There's a big difference between somebody who enjoys sex and somebody who enjoys pleasuring their partner.

You hit the nail on the head. Honestly, I think I get as much if not more personal pleasure out of pleasuring my partner than I do from my own orgasm.

 

[julybaby04]

zero.

 

[ravic]

Man this is sad...i hd no idea this was such a problem. Is there anything I can do to help?

 

[lass714]

You can add me to the group, too. Tried to get back in the saddle a few weeks ago after a 16 year hiatus... still no happy ending for me. Back to the toy chest I guess.

Yes and I look at it this way... I don't have to pick up after my toys, they never leave the toilet seat up, they don't spill shit all over the floor than try to wipe it up with their sock, I don't have to cook dinner for them ......... So toys are so much easier to maintain......And they always make me cum