Women are superior

Aquila

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I heard that today...

let me just say this.

Just because for my entire life i've bent my will towards pleasing women.
Even now financially schedule funds for a family I hope for in the future.
Was house broken by my ex-fiance from years back
Studied human anotomy to figure out the soft spots of women.
Was raised by my mom
And jump around like a happy puppy when I can get women to laugh

Doesn't mean your superior.

MEN are superior! for it is all in our master plan that you make us so happy!

indeed it is. its all part of my master plan.

:)
 
Just answer me this.
who takes out the trash? hmmm?
who has the wang to your puss?
 
MissTaken said:
Master?

Did someone say Master?

:D

I said master for I am the master and its all part of my master plan.
for I am superior male!
 
*bows down to her superior and takes his balls between her teeth and bites down - HARD*

Superior - ha! :D
 
I can take out my own trash (not that I would want to),
and I'll get back to you on the wang part.
 
help me here........

Mona said:
It's all about the puss. :D

I with Aquila here.......but...........I think mona has the take on this............and that is not such a bad thing..........but I hear what you are saying..........myself, I think I am ready to give it over to them.........men have made such a mess of things.........having said that...........we still got them where we want thwm....we just need to do a better job of it.............

greybeard
 
Aquila said:
No biting. my balls must be caressed tenderly

biting, caressing - all the same thing! Now, does the master give spankings?
 
the master gives no spankings! the master punishes by purple nurple!
 
Aquila said:
I said master for I am the master and its all part of my master plan.
for I am superior male!

Ahh well if you are the Master, you are only teh Master because we let you be the Master.

So, really, who is in control?

After all, how can you be a Master without any subjects?

:D:D:D
 
Aquila said:
the master gives no spankings! the master punishes by purple nurple!

what the hell is "purple nurple" and I demand a spanking or I'll find a new monkey god! ;)
 
Purple nurple is titty twister. nipple pincher.

the master gives no spankings but dick smackings he does.
 
Aquila said:
Purple nurple is titty twister. nipple pincher.

the master gives no spankings but dick smackings he does.

Okay - that works. :D Smack that dick on my tongue *sticks out tongue* :p
 
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