Women are fucking disgusting..........

[Ishmael]

Ya know.

I mean how many times have you tried to go into the bathroom and found it cluttered with shit that you couldn't describe if you tried? How many times have you had the Rotter Rooter guy out to unplug sinks and drains clogged with hair? Was it your hair? Fuck NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what is this rule about the toilet seat having to be down anyway? Are the bitches to fucking lazy, or stupid, to put the seat down on their own? They ought to be fucking grateful that I was considerate enough to pick the fucking thing up to begin with instead of pissing on it.

Toilet paper? Don't even get me started on that. Want to cut the household budget by 50%? Stop buying toilet paper. If the wife or S/O leaves, so what, you'll be dollars ahead.

*ring*
Hello.

Hi dear.

Hi, what's up?

Uhhhhh, it's that time of the month, can you pick up some tampoons/pads?

What the fuck is with that? Don't know your own body? Can't read a calendar? Phase of the moon? Once in a while, OK. 6 Months out of the year? Bite me.

Want to be a career woman? Fine, I'll stay home. I'll cook and clean. (Forget about the fucking toilet seat) I'll shop and take care of any kids you bare. I WON'T watch "Days of Our Lives" or any other bull shit show on TV. I'll write or something, but I won't sit around looking for finger pointing fodder.

I won't take the kids to soccer practice. If they want something bad enough, they can God damn well find their own way. I didn't marry you because you could drive a fucking car, and after a hard days work, I figure you might have just enough energy left to wrap your legs around my ass while I drive into you. And if you don't like that, you should have said "No" when I asked.

Ishmael

 

[AzureAngel]

I thought this thread might be about hot sex.

Damnit.

 

[freakygirl]

I knew you were my ex husband!


Bad day?


oh.. and leave the seat up.. or down.. but dammit don't piss on the floor!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Somebody is not happy.

 

[lickerish]

OK! I'll clean the bathroom!

how did you know it was dirty?


(for the record, I always leave the seat up.. easier access)

 

[Andreina]

I prefer Tampon to Pads.

And if you can't describe the clutter we have on our bathroomshelves just read the label.

Halo

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Damn straight!!!!!!

.......but if you think I'm gonna' jump in here and support your sorry ass blindly, you got another think comin'.

I have to try to dig myself out of a couple political posts I've allowed myself to brilliantly respond to with incredible wit!

No Mas

Good luck, Dude!

Rhumb

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Damn straight!!!!!!

.......but if you think I'm gonna' jump in here and support your sorry ass blindly, you got another think comin'.

I have to try to dig myself out of a couple political posts I've allowed myself to brilliantly respond to with incredible wit!

No Mas



Good luck, Dude!

Rhumb

tu no teines cajones.

Ishmael

 

[Sillyman]

I could seriously tear into you for this, but for the most part it just sounds like you are venting stress, so I'll hold back for now. People say shit after a tough day they don't mean, and I can certainly understand that.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

EESH! I fixed the toilet myself thank you! Besides, how many times have you wasted money on some dumb big toy that is not really worth the horrid amount you spent on it so it can beep at you?!?!?!

 

[amelia]

we are?!?

*edited to say..i just reread through your first post...it does sound like you had a bad day...sorry about that...not all women are like that...(although..this is a one sided rant )

 

[Ishmael]

I could seriously tear into you for this, but for the most part it just sounds like you are venting stress, so I'll hold back for now. People say shit after a tough day they don't mean, and I can certainly understand that.

You pussy whipped?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

EESH! I fixed the toilet myself thank you! Besides, how many times have you wasted money on some dumb big toy that is not really worth the horrid amount you spent on it so it can beep at you?!?!?!

I don't even watch tv. Got witness's here at lit. Female even. Call my bluff.

Ishmael

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ishmael sweetie I have never asked a man to go buy my personal items and I don't complain about the position of the toliet seat.....

And it is very rear I ever say no....

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Re: Re: Damn straight!!!!!!

tu no teines cajones.

Ishmael

Si, compadre! Usted es "estupido" el grande!

Why don't you just call them FAT!!

Rhumb

 

[Rubyfruit]

I saw that, Rhumb.

 

[Cibo]

OMG that's a funny post.

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael sweetie I have never asked a man to go buy my personal items and I don't complain about the position of the toliet seat.....

And it is very rear I ever say no....

You are a rare woman T.H. and it's damn unfortunate that you found the love of your life before I found you. Shit Happens.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Damn straight!!!!!!

Si, compadre! Usted es "estupido" el grande!

Why don't you just call them FAT!!

Rhumb

I wanted to be subtle.

Ishmael

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You are a rare woman T.H. and it's damn unfortunate that you found the love of your life before I found you. Shit Happens.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ishmael, have you met, IA951?

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael, have you met, IA951?

Not Biblically.

Ishmael

 

[Sillyman]

Fine.

I can describe anything you want in the goddamn bathroom. I'll draw you a map. Shampoo and Conditioner because you bitch when her hair stinks, shaving cream and razors because you bitch about her having hair, creams for her skin because you bitch when it's rough, make-up because you bitch she is letting herself go, vaginal ointment because you would bitch if her cunt stinks, and various stuff for her period, which of course is so fucking traumatic for you.

The of course there is the hair which comes from having long hair which she probably fucking hates but maintains as a tribute to your fucking vanity. Of course it could never be your hair. It's unthinkable you would do something so unmanly as shed.

So I suppose you don't wipe yourself when you shit either hmm? Oh and maybe if you didn't know those yellow stains on your underwear to be avoided if you dab. But hey, she obviously uses too much toilet paper if she can't just shae it off into her pubes.

Periods aren't regular asshole. It isn't a stopwatch thing either. You would get toilet paper on a grocery trip. You would get condoms on a grocery trip. You would get fucking motor oil on a grocery trip. Are you gonna buy the fucking things unless she brings it up? No. And there is no telling however fucking many tampons she may need.

Yeah it's all her fault about the kids damn little breeder. You fucking of course and then not having to bother jack else with the fucking pregnancy means nothing of course. Maybe she wouldn't need finger pointing fodder if you didn't bitch about how fucking easy she has it just because you have a rough fucking day at work. Poor fucking baby. Maybe if you didn't feel the need to treat her like shit and make her feel bad everytime she ever enjoys herself she wouldn't feel the need to show you why your standards are so fucked.

Maybe she didn't marry you for a stupid bitching "Oh work is so hard, I wish I could be an unpaid maid/nanny and be constantly abused" who can only think about his dinner and his cock.

In closing, go fuck yourself you stupid piece over-bearing shit.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

P.S. My bench top in the bathroom only has a soft soap container and a vase for decoration.... no medicine or makeup cabnet at all....

 

[Ishmael]

Fine.

I can describe anything you want in the goddamn bathroom. I'll draw you a map. Shampoo and Conditioner because you bitch when her hair stinks, shaving cream and razors because you bitch about her having hair, creams for her skin because you bitch when it's rough, make-up because you bitch she is letting herself go, vaginal ointment because you would bitch if her cunt stinks, and various stuff for her period, which of course is so fucking traumatic for you.

The of course there is the hair which comes from having long hair which she probably fucking hates but maintains as a tribute to your fucking vanity. Of course it could never be your hair. It's unthinkable you would do something so unmanly as shed.

So I suppose you don't wipe yourself when you shit either hmm? Oh and maybe if you didn't know those yellow stains on your underwear to be avoided if you dab. But hey, she obviously uses too much toilet paper if she can't just shae it off into her pubes.

Periods aren't regular asshole. It isn't a stopwatch thing either. You would get toilet paper on a grocery trip. You would get condoms on a grocery trip. You would get fucking motor oil on a grocery trip. Are you gonna buy the fucking things unless she brings it up? No. And there is no telling however fucking many tampons she may need.

Yeah it's all her fault about the kids damn little breeder. You fucking of course and then not having to bother jack else with the fucking pregnancy means nothing of course. Maybe she wouldn't need finger pointing fodder if you didn't bitch about how fucking easy she has it just because you have a rough fucking day at work. Poor fucking baby. Maybe if you didn't feel the need to treat her like shit and make her feel bad everytime she ever enjoys herself she wouldn't feel the need to show you why your standards are so fucked.

Maybe she didn't marry you for a stupid bitching "Oh work is so hard, I wish I could be an unpaid maid/nanny and be constantly abused" who can only think about his dinner and his cock.

In closing, go fuck yourself you stupid piece over-bearing shit.

You are so funny. Ever think about taking that act on the road?

Ever hear of love?

Ishmael