Women are cruel.

[SnoopDog]

Period.

Snoopy

 

[wishfulthinking]

Dumped?

I still love you!

 

[doormouse]

Well, I'm a bitch but I still love you.

It doesn't reflect all the other women on the planet... I'm not that good LOL

 

[SensualCealy]

Now Snoop that would be like me saying ' All men are Jerks', is it true, well in alot of cases yes, but as always there are those of the species that out shine the rest!

to make all your troubles go away!
Cealy

 

[bg23]

Period.

That time of the month, huh? yeah, we're pretty awful around that time. More so than usual.

 

[Guest]

Dog, you are repeating yourself. Bored now.

Perdita

Whinging blokes are not very appealing.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes, we're cruel. And that's one of our most charming characteristics.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now this woman is cruel! ! !

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.



The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.


"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.




Okay, so she's fake, what a bitch though!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I remember something like that from an adult cartoon... This witch put a spell on a man and made him think that this sexy woman was standing naked in front of him. He stripped and fucked a lamp post in the middle of the street...

 

[millennium_bard]

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad;
an optimist hopes they are.

 

[sweetnpetite]

We have to be.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday. ...

It wasn't just THAT ... they locked the pair up in seperate cells!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Your luck with women is about as good as my luck with the lottery. Ever tried being gay? Just a thought.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad;
an optimist hopes they are.

Loved that!

I take great offence from the thread title. I'm a masochist, ta very much.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

<snip>I'm a masochist, ta very much.

Lou

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

 

[Guest]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

And you are my dream woman.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

And you are my dream woman.

Lou

I'm a student too. Got any school girl fantasies?

Wait...

On second thought, do you happen to have a plaid skirt and bobbie socks?



*whip crack*

~lucky

...you're pretty good dream fodder as well, m'dear

 

[Guest]

I'm a student too. Got any school girl fantasies?

Wait...

On second thought, do you happen to have a plaid skirt and bobbie socks?



*whip crack*

~lucky

...you're pretty good dream fodder as well, m'dear

LOL!

Funny you should say that...



Are you settling into your studies ok?

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL!

Funny you should say that...



Are you settling into your studies ok?

Lou

Hmm... That sounds VERY interesting.

Yep! School doesn't stand a chance!

Missed you, sexy.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Hmm... That sounds VERY interesting.

Yep! School doesn't stand a chance!

Missed you, sexy.

~lucky

It is, extremely!

Gotta admit, I do prefer the whore look, though. *snicker*

Whoop! You go get 'em, baby!

Awww, thanks, sweetie.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It is, extremely!

Gotta admit, I do prefer the whore look, though. *snicker*

Lou

I have no doubt.

Agreed. But that's already in place for Mon - Wed - Fri.

Schoolgirl look is great for Tue - Thur.

The weekend is the only variable ya know?



~lucky

 

[Guest]

I have no doubt.

Agreed. But that's already in place for Mon - Wed - Fri.

Schoolgirl look is great for Tue - Thur.

The weekend is the only variable ya know?



~lucky

Oooh, I know!!!

Funny you have those days set as that, actually! Damn weird, in fact!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oooh, I know!!!

Funny you have those days set as that, actually! Damn weird, in fact!

OMG... Don't tell me...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

OMG... Don't tell me...

~lucky

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[Sabledrake]

Being mean is easy. Being cruel, that's an art

Sabledrake