Womanlover does imitations of famous Literotica Characters!

[Womanlover]

hell

Subject: Armpits and toes

*eyes are big like saucers and waves arms madly*

Hi! i was wonder if any girl like to have armpits licked and toes sucked at onece and if that excite you and why? AND DON'T YOU ANSWER STRANGE GIRL YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!

 

[Womanlover]

KILLER MUFFIN

*Eyebrows furrowed in a slight hint of perplexity.....fingers are tip to tip doing "pushups"*

Hmmmmm.......such a quandry wherein I find myself to be........should I go to THE STALKING and edit that spelling mistake? That would be admission, wouldn't it? I mean, "seperatist" achem......really, such a telltale mistake of someone who really cannot spell......hmmm...I know I'll change it and claim it was a typo!!!!

Racso nacha inkist pinko koodra deluxe!

Seraphically Disinclined

 

[Womanlover]

NAKED HUNNY

*Exposes sharp claws menacingly.......Hisses*

Just fuckin' try me sailor!!!! Don't even THINK about it!!!

Meeeeeeooooooooowwwwww! *takes a vicious swipe with claws*

Just because I'm naked, doesn't mean you can touch me

 

[Womanlover]

DIXON CARTER LEE

*Polishes perfectly manicured fingernails on lapel of silk suit.....nose is slightly elevated*

Is there anyone my equal on this site? For that matter, ANYWHERE?


Something wicked this way comes

 

[Womanlover]

LAUREL

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

*Eyes are serenely closed meditating on the above symbols*

............Write on! write on folks!.... and by all means, enjoy yourselves!

 

[Expertise]

Feeling left out, seeing as how I wasn't insulted.

Vaidate me damn you! Validate me!!!!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!

 

[Bliss]

Hmmmmm. Well, I had to read the Muffin one three times before I got that she didn't write it herself, LOL. I'm distracted, okay?

But uhm, on the rest, just no. Laurel as money hungry or this website as a pot of gold or whatever you were aiming at? Whattcha been smokin, womanlover, and can we have some? Huh, huh, can we, huh? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

And DC can whap you with his emery board and cuticle clippers himself.

 

[Womanlover]

*puts on long black dracula coat and with an evil grin says*

I'M JUST A WASSKUWEE WABBIT...........heh heh heh! Onnee smoke kwovah........nevah gwass!!!

 

[Womanlover]

Dang!!! I thought I did a pretty good "hell".........well didn't I????

 

[Strange Girl]

More please, womanlover. Give us Naked Hunny.

 

[Womanlover]

STRANGE GIRL..............!!!!

I dood the Naked Hunny!!!

she skwatched me!!!! see above!

 

[Bliss]

Who's hell? LOL No, wait, I know. Clover is good clover.
That's mah story and I'm stickin' to it.

He already did Hunny. I mean he already parodied her. Is that a word? heehee

 

[Jade]

I can validate you Expertise

 

[Womanlover]

EXPERTISE

*Bares teeth, just scarcely maintaining cool*


YOU MAY THINK THAT I'M A HAIRSPLITTING PERFECTIONIST WITH A HAIR TRIGGER TEMPER..............






but you ARE thinking about me, AREN'T YOU????


Those that the gods would destroy, they first make proud....Jack Ryan

 

[Womanlover]

hell

*waving arms extra madly and insanely now

BLISSSSSSSS!!!!!How cum i asking you that you missing my big argument with that stupid bitch Strange Girl........???? Tell me this, how could you missing it i don't know,,,,,and oh........do you like to lick armpits and why???

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-13-2000 at 09:39 AM]

 

[Strange Girl]

Where the hell is that illiterate little fuck, anyway?

 

[Cheri]

Hot Damn

Woman my man, you might be right up there with Sparkster and dee_ on my Beloved Sarcastic Man list. I know I'm not that notorious around these parts, but could you try to do me...I'll beg for it

 

[KillerMuffin]

Womanlover you MPD....

Nappun meecheehanun canuckleheaded babo wonsongi kattun nomga aramdown mahnun dokdokhanun syupa Muffin eerumun eetnun yojarl karoochi sehngak hago essuhyo? Karoochi? Neh maumee chakgun apahyo. Kooreego naga hwarl hagee ahnayo. Naga nappun meecheehanun canuckleheaded bab wonsongi kattun nomul apogeh duhdigeh chookghettgee ahnahyo.

*smiles sweetly* I promise.


(just playin wif ya, that was funny!)

 

[Womanlover]

Kaakoo noopy nikka shumpy plackard wavy carpus deum polyo!!!!!!!

Nappa Smoochie,

Womanlover

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

*Polishes perfectly manicured fingernails on lapel of silk suit.....nose is slightly elevated* Is there anyone my equal on this site?

I bite my nails, silk makes me sweat, my nose is Roman, and how does smart=conceit?

Hmm. Zero for Four. As far as the impression career goes keep your day job, remembering that Eve likes ketchup in her To-Go bag.

 

[Womanlover]

Dang! Still think I did a good hell.........and MUFFIN!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

AIIIGOOOOOOO!!! babo nom eeyah

MPD boy, there is NO WAY in FUCK you are doing this Muffin after you do hell. Forget it. Not even if you washed yourself in clorox, borax, M E K, and hydrochloric acid first. NO UH HUH NO WAY FORGET IT!!!!!

Meeeeecheeeeeeeheh...

 

[Bliss]

Even undereducated fleas do it...

Bad, bad, bad WomanLover! *swatting hiney with fly swatter* Go sit in the corner until you can learn that you must only observe the ridiculous adoration and make no comments on it!

It's not like DC doesn't know a Cole Porter song when he sees one or that he has five inch long, curly-Q, red, black, purple, and green toenails. So absolutely no poking fun at his make believe over inflated ego. You are more than welcome to tell him to FUCK OFF, but no spittin' on his onion rings.


Neener y Neener y then even more Neener.

 

[Guest]

LMAO@Everyone!

 

[Womanlover]

DIXON CARTER LEE

*Sweating profusely in my silk jacket, stroking my badly bitten nails on the material, snagging them, and occasionally stroking my roman nose*

"Why surrounding me so many dolts there be???"


Something wicked this way comes.....