Woe is me / Look before you sit

[scheherazade_79]

I had one of those cartoon character moments today... I sat on a drawing pin. I felt something sharp against my buttocks as I sat down, and thought "what the hell is this?" I wiggled around a bit to try and rid myself of the sensation, but the movement drove it in all the way to the hilt.

I shot about two metres into the air. Fortunately I was in a store cupboard with no one in earshot, because I turned the air blue with expletives.

I had to physically pull it out

I'm now left with a substantial bruise and a stab wound, so there'll be no more mooning for me for a while.

I was advised by my boss to go and see the nurse, but I couldn't face pulling my trousers down and being examined from that angle.

How awful.

 

[zeb1094]

I had one of those cartoon character moments today... I sat on a drawing pin. I felt something sharp against my buttocks as I sat down, and thought "what the hell is this?" I wiggled around a bit to try and rid myself of the sensation, but the movement drove it in all the way to the hilt.

I shot about two metres into the air. Fortunately I was in a store cupboard with no one in earshot, because I turned the air blue with expletives.

I had to physically pull it out

I'm now left with a substantial bruise and a stab wound, so there'll be no more mooning for me for a while.

I was advised by my boss to go and see the nurse, but I couldn't face pulling my trousers down and being examined from that angle.

How awful.

You should get it looked at...

Would hate to lose you due to an infection of the ass!

Really, get it looked at.
If it hasn't bleed alot then all the little germs are in there breeding and doing all kinds of nasty things.

Go now!

 

[scheherazade_79]

You should get it looked at...

Would hate to lose you due to an infection of the ass!

Really, get it looked at.
If it hasn't bleed alot then all the little germs are in there breeding and doing all kinds of nasty things.

Go now!

I doused it in tea tree oil when I got home. To be honest, the way I'm feeling about next week, a couple of days lying in bed watching a TV and playing video games as the result of an ass infection wouldn't be such a bad thing...

 

[zeb1094]

I doused it in tea tree oil when I got home. To be honest, the way I'm feeling about next week, a couple of days lying in bed watching a TV and playing video games as the result of an ass infection wouldn't be such a bad thing...

But...but if it gets to bad they may have to cut half your ass off!

Then you'll sit lopsided the rest of your life!

 

[scheherazade_79]

But...but if it gets to bad they may have to cut half your ass off!

Then you'll sit lopsided the rest of your life!

Then I'll have a double assectomy and just make sure I'm never without a cushion

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Sorry, scher.

 

[zeb1094]

Then I'll have a double assectomy and just make sure I'm never without a cushion

Then you can be right when you say "The Doctor chewed my ass off!"

 

[English Lady]

take it easy scheh -I am always standing on drawing pins. if there is a loose one floating about, I will stand on it and as i next to never wear footware in the house -ouch. I'm adept at yanking the buggers out of my feet -so I sympathise!

 

[kendo1]

It was Dash.

I've just been watching The Incredibles with the kids.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Liar]

Helluva place to get a piercing.

 

[MissBri]

 

[SeaCat]

You should get it looked at...

Would hate to lose you due to an infection of the ass!

Really, get it looked at.
If it hasn't bleed alot then all the little germs are in there breeding and doing all kinds of nasty things.

Go now!

Indeed do get it looked at. You do not want nor need an infection. (Look at what I've been going through for the past two weeks.)

Cat

 

[LadyJeanne]

(er, what is a drawing pin and what is a store cupboard?)

 

[McKenna]

I can't belive no one has offered to kiss it better.


Bend over, I'll your ass.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

That sucks!

I can sort of relate. Just last week I had to force a rusty nail from the bottom of my middle child's foot. *gag* I did it, but it wasn't fun or pretty. Thank god it was the bravest of my three.


I feel for you. I think this calls for a little ICE.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Isn't someone supposed to say, "When was your last tetnus shot?"

This sounds like the situation of all the reasons I've been given for keeping it current. Not that I can remember my last tetnus shot, mind you. It was probably about the time of my last Holy Confession.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm still alive and bending over. Line up to kiss it better

Love you all!

Actually, I love the world! It's FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[McKenna]

I'm still alive and bending over. Line up to kiss it better