WLIT...Talk Radio

[Linedrive]

...music begins

"Good morning, this is Gunner Dailey from the studio of WLIT. We're coming to you live from the Laurel Studio's in rainy, Seattle."

...adjusting headset and microphone

"On today's show, we will be taking calls from listeners about their worst sexual experience."

...takes a sip of coffee and lights a cigarette, secretly hoping to hear some Jerry Springer like stories.

"Later in the show we have a special guest, it's something you won't want to miss. There are 2 phone lines open right now America..."

...music fades

...commercial for Viagra begins, while I sit by the phone, waiting

 

[Linedrive]

...commercial ends and music fades back in

"Okay, welcome back to WLIT. We're taking phone calls about people's worst sexual experiences, which brings me to my next point. Is it better to have no sex than bad sex?"

...takes a sip of coffee and a drag

"Is your decision influenced by how long you haven't had sex in? There's relationships that are kept together because of good sex, but is bad sex really a good alternative to no sex?"

...glances over the headlines in the paper

"I see where Democratic Senator and Majority Leader, Tom Daschle (South Dakota) is again in the news for critizing President Bush. I’m calling for the resignation of this clown, sooner than later. Dachle has a track record for critizing Bush in more than one arena, including his standpoint on many energy issues. Daschle is on record as wanting to cut down the reliance upon foreign oil, but yet he dirrectly opposes drilling in ANWAR. He will be quick to point out that wind is an excellent alternative fuel source, something his homestate of South Dakota has available."

...takes another sip of coffee

"Should we drill in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge if it will vastly decrease the amount of foreign oil we rely upon? I say drill it."

 

[Linedrive]

...glances over at his producer Bob and whispers

"Get someone on the fucking line now! I've gone for the sex approach, the political approach, what's next?"

...takes another sip of coffee and light another cigarette

"Did anyone see these two idiots in Chicago that charged onto the field and battered the firstbase coach. These two bare chested, tattooed guys look like they were coming off a three day meth party."

 

[Linedrive]

...music fades in and commercial for Trojan condoms comes on

 

[Linedrive]

...commercial ends and music fades back in

"Your back with Gunner Dailey, your host for the next three hours. In the next hour we have law enforcement officer, Eugene Tackleberry joining us from the Indiana State Troopers. Officer Tacklberry was the one who arrested the lady who beat her kid at the mall, the famous video we have all seen now."

...takes a sip of coffee and lights a joint

"In Upper Darby, Pennsylvania...volunteer firefighters commandeered a ladder truck and drove it to a Rolling Stones concert. A female concertgoer was allowed to climb aboard, and display her thong underwear."

...sips on coffee

"The incident was caught on film, and the photo's were later published in the Philadelphia Daily News."

 

[Linedrive]

"Upper Darby Township has launched an internal investigation, said Thomas Judge Jr., the township's chief administrative officer."

"We are extremely disappointed," he said.

"The incident happened about 12:30 a.m. Monday, about an hour after the end of the Stones' show at the Tower Theater. Judge said "it appears these firefighters were not at this location on official township firefighter business."

 

[~thonglover]

OMFG ... you two are a riot!! lmao

 

[PleasureMe]

<singing>
cover your stump before you hump... don't be silly cover your willy... before you attack her, cover your whacker...

buy...... t r o j a n s!

LMAO!!!!!!! We really need audio for this commercial! You 2 are toooooooo funny!!!!!

Huggs to ya both!

 

[Linedrive]

...music fades in

"Good morning and welcome to WLIT Talk Radio on this Friday. I'm your host, Gunner Dailey and I will be with you for the next four hours."

...takes a sip of coffee

"Last week in Jeannette, Pennsylvania...about 120 people attended the 4th annual East Coast Bigfoot Conference and Expo. In the past year, there have been over 50 reported Bigfoot sightings in Pennsylvania alone. On a related note, LSD use is up 68% in Pennsylvania as well."

...takes a sip of coffee and lights a cigarette

"We've got two lines open right now, and would like to hear from anyone that has ever seen a Sasquatch in real life."

....music fades in and commercial for Hair Club for Men comes on

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

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[Linedrive]

...music fades back in

"Okay we're back, and still haven't heard from any callers on the Bigfoot issue. If you live in Pennsylvania, you refrain from LSD use and you have seen Bigfoot, we want to talk to you."

...takes a sip of coffee and a drag of his smoke

 

[CelticDreamer]

Hi there! Didn't I read somewhere that you have a sister station out west?

Call sign KLIT?

 

[SailorC272002]

<wide eyes>
how clever you are!

And a Canadian affliate. CLIT brought to you by FREYA

 

[ericviking69]

REgular

turning knobs, trying to tune in station WLIT, or a sister station...KLIT

nothing but static...






damn radio.

shucks... and I was hoping Kallima would be a regular host on KLIT.....