WJ's Bottom Desk Drawer

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife didn't believe when I told her I'd gotten sex toys at the Amish market.
"The Amish don't sell sex toys," she told me.
The Hell they don't.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Hope you’re having a nice weekend @Whiskeyjack

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hope you’re having a nice weekend @Whiskeyjack

I *am*!
And I did get my French horn working again last week. Woo-hoo!

 

[StacyLeigh]

I *am*!
And I did get my French horn working again last week. Woo-hoo!

I’m glad that the spanking worked

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been burning the candle at both ends lately, but took a little break this evening when I was happily reminded that Eurovision 2023 is next month.
I've very happy to see that Austria, Croatia, and Germany are bringing the weird this year.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Crankbait88]

And the crying Duke kid from the 2004 ACC Championship game.
Warms the cockles every time.
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I don't know you from Adam. But based on this post alone, you are a great man.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This afternoon I did myself a favor and went shopping at the Big & Tall store for the first time. I should've gone there years ago. A whole store where everything fits? Sign me the fuck up! Yes, it was a little spendy, but it's well worth it to have shirts that won't ride up and show my asscrack when I'm teaching to a bunch of middle schoolers.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[barefootgirl69]

My wife didn't believe when I told her I'd gotten sex toys at the Amish market.
"The Amish don't sell sex toys," she told me.
The Hell they don't.

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You are so bad!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You are so bad!

Say what you will, that sex toy was delicious!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Say what you will, that sex toy was delicious!

Juicy and meaty. Just like I like them!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Happy Easter WJ! It's your superbowl!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Happy Easter WJ! It's your superbowl!

Only with way less chili and wings.
But there's ham, so that's good.

https://imgur.com/a/hJpZtTp

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Two more.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Favoritest commercial ever.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sometimes I get the urge to PM someone, but don't really have anything to say.
I'm not always the best conversationalist.

https://imgur.com/a/4GmbIgC

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sometimes I get the urge to PM someone, but don't really have anything to say.
I'm not always the best conversationalist.

https://imgur.com/a/4GmbIgC

I call bullshit. I thought you were hilarious and interesting based on your posts for months before we talked.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I call bullshit. I thought you were hilarious and interesting based on your posts for months before we talked.

Thanks, but I can still feel plenty awkward starting a conversation with someone new.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't care for Spring.