Wizard of Oz remake

[Guest]

Starring non other than Ashanti and the Muppets.

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What will they tackle next? What would you like to see them tackle?

 

[minsue]

Oh, that's so wrong.

 

[English Lady]

Yay! new muppet movie! I love he muppets! my sister and I went to see the muppets from space film and we giggled and giggled and giggled...the young lads in front of us kept staring at us, i think they weren't sure what was so funny *LOL*

I adore Muppets Christmas Carol and it's not Christmas till I've watched it


You know I so want to twist up gonzo's nose......

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

is right! What will they think of next.

LOTR with Kermit as Frodo?

Harry Potter?

The Princess Bride? Personally I would love to see Miss Piggy in the Fire Swamp.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Pulp Fiction

Bert & Ernie do the Travolta & Jackson roles.

'And I will strike down upon thee...hehhehhheh
with great vengeance and furious anger..hehhhehheh'

 

[Kassiana]

The Muppets should do a performance of Turandot on Ice...or maybe they should perform the naked Sherlock Holmes play I read about in "Son of Giant Sea Tortoise."

 

[Blackie Malone]

Oh, that's so wrong.

Agreed.
At first I thought you were going to say Tim Burton was doing the remake, that would interest me.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The Muppets do AFI Classics As Remakes



1 - Muppet Version of “Citizen Kane” — “Candy Citizen Cane”

The Swedish Chef stars in a Christmas Movie about having too much sweets.​

2 - Muppet Version of "Casablana” — “Case o’ Bunko”

Link Hogthrob and Rowlf, the piano playing dog are unlikely pair running an after hours club in downtown Baghdad​

3 - Muppet Version of “The Godfather” — “Sweetums Makes an Offer”

Scooter leaves Kermit to run Sweatum’s protection racket​

4 - Muppet Version of “Gone With The Wind” — “The Green & Pigskin Uncivil War”

Kermit and Miss Piggy in a film which is part Civil War and part War of the Roses.​

5 - Muppet Version of “Lawrence of Arabia” — “Gonzo of the Dessert”

Gonzo travels deep into Saudi Arabia to be shot from a cannon into what he believes is a landscape made up of whipped cream.​

3 - Muppet Version of “My Fair Lady” — “Much Ado About Dolittle”

Dr Teeth & Zoot spend hours trying to teach Janice to say something other than “Yeah, man!”​

 

[rgraham666]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Guess who the alien is?

Oh! Oh! Alien!

Sweetums was always my favourite Muppet. "Jack not name. Jack job!"

 

[LadyTemptress]

I LOVE the Muppets!

 

[Guest]

Oh, that's so wrong.

Quite!

Burley, I love your suggestions, maybe you should write to Jim Henson's workshop with a proposal.

Oh, and Gonzo is playing the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.

Extreme Bohunk: LOL!!! I would actually pay to see that.

 

[Guest]

Miss Piggy in Behind the Green Door?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Miss Piggy in Behind the Green Door?

http://www.topshelfcomix.com/catalog/covers/heymister5.gif

 

[Guest]

http://www.topshelfcomix.com/catalog/covers/heymister5.gif

only you.
*sniff*....im so proud.

 

[cloudy]

1 - Muppet Version of “Citizen Kane” — “Candy Citizen Cane”

The Swedish Chef stars in a Christmas Movie about having too much sweets.​

The Swedish Chef is one of my favorites:

Thet's ell he-a ifer vunted oooot ooff leeffe-a... ves lufe-a. Thet's zee tregedy ooff Cherles Fuster Kune-a. Yuoo see-a, he-a joost deedn't hefe-a uny tu geefe-a.

 

[Boota]

Pulp Fiction

Bert & Ernie do the Travolta & Jackson roles.

'And I will strike down upon thee...hehhehhheh
with great vengeance and furious anger..hehhhehheh'

If I was rich I would fucking pay to have that made. LOL.

Myself, I always wanted to make a Wizard of Oz porn with a good budget. The Cowardly Donkey, who can't perform in front of a crowd needs to get his courage. The Scarecrow would be an inflatable male love doll hoping to fill his "airhead". The Tin Woodsman would be the Ten Inch Woodsman. Big, but he can't get it up. I've even got a few lyrics for his song: "I'd laugh and be merry/I would shred her little cherry/if I could only get it hard". The hardest part would be to find enough midget lesbians for the scene with all the Carpet Munchkins.

 

[yui]

If I was rich I would fucking pay to have that made. LOL.

Myself, I always wanted to make a Wizard of Oz porn with a good budget. The Cowardly Donkey, who can't perform in front of a crowd needs to get his courage. The Scarecrow would be an inflatable male love doll hoping to fill his "airhead". The Tin Woodsman would be the Ten Inch Woodsman. Big, but he can't get it up. I've even got a few lyrics for his song: "I'd laugh and be merry/I would shred her little cherry/if I could only get it hard". The hardest part would be to find enough midget lesbians for the scene with all the Carpet Munchkins.

LOL. You are just so wrong.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

If I was rich I would fucking pay to have that made. LOL.

Myself, I always wanted to make a Wizard of Oz porn with a good budget. The Cowardly Donkey, who can't perform in front of a crowd. . . The hardest part would be to find enough midget lesbians for the scene with all the Carpet Munchkins.

Merely by way of an audition:

Swallow his big gooey load.
Swallow his big gooey load.
Swallow, Swallow, Swallow, Swallow;
Swallow his big gooey load!


------------o------------


I’d be groped and then deflowered,
Copulated-with for hours,
My orgasm last long.
My eyeballs would go whizzin’
As he filled me up with jism
If he only had a schlong!​

 

[Samandiriel]

I want Christina Ricci as Dorothy.

 

[minsue]

I want Christina Ricci as Dorothy.

I just want Christina Ricci. She can call herself whatever she wants.

 

[Samandiriel]

I just want Christina Ricci. She can call herself whatever she wants.

Ditto.

I also want Jennifer Tilly as the good witch...she's hot too.

 

[Boota]

It's not porn, but a Tim Burton Wizard of Oz remake could be cool. Something dark and sinister. Christina Ricci would make a great Dorothy for that. Probably couldn't get her to do porn. But I'd try.

Excellent audition, Virtual Burlesque! Great lyrics. When the time comes I'll bring you in for a... reading. Yeah, that's what we'll call it.

 

[Remec]

Starring non other than Ashanti and the Muppets.

Muppetcentral.com

What will they tackle next? What would you like to see them tackle?

What else?

Muppet Lord of the Rings...

Featuring
- Emmet Otter as Frodo (and the other otters as the hobbits, of course)
- Gonzo as Gandalf the Grey
- Miss Piggy as Galadriel
- Buzz the American Eagle (?I think that's his name?) as Aragorn

Go ahead...brainstorm...hehehe <BG>

 

[ElizabethWest]

What else?

Muppet Lord of the Rings...

Featuring
- Emmet Otter as Frodo (and the other otters as the hobbits, of course)
- Gonzo as Gandalf the Grey
- Miss Piggy as Galadriel
- Buzz the American Eagle (?I think that's his name?) as Aragorn

Go ahead...brainstorm...hehehe <BG>

LMAO! I didn't know that many people knew Emmet Otter.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Buzz the American Eagle (?I think that's his name?) as Aragorn. . .

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3108/sameagle1.jpg​

I believe that's Sam, the Eagle.


Boota,

Did you see the soft porn musical version of Alice In Wonderland

"What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like that?"​