Without food or oxygen

[Guest]

Things die.


K?




(Sam knows all about that. )

 

[rgraham666]

And this is news to you why, exactly?

 

[Guest]

It ain't news to me, RG. Was just passing it on.





Ok, ok, so a plant died.
















Not really.















Well, maybe.















This is a looooooooooong post...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Did you let her tied up to that bed in the basement again?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh, a plant!

 

[Guest]

Did you let her tied up to that bed in the basement again?

Shhh, don't tell them that, how will I get my next vic... um, plaything?









(Yes, a plant. Or was it a plank?)

 

[rgraham666]

Ok, ok, so a plant died.

Well no wonder it died if it's a plant. Plants need carbon dioxide, not oxygen.

But I know what you mean, plants die in my presence as well. I have a gray thumb.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

(Yes, a plant. Or was it a plank?)

Either way, it still sounds kinky.

 

[Guest]

Well no wonder it died if it's a plant. Plants need carbon dioxide, not oxygen.

But I know what you mean, plants die in my presence as well. I have a gray thumb.

Oh shurrup. You know what I meant.

(Actually, plants "breathe" oxygen at night *smug smilie*)

 

[Guest]

Either way, it still sounds kinky.

Of course!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Of course!

Stop that!

 

[Guest]

Stop that!

Never.

 

[neonlyte]

Never.

Don't you stop young Lassy.

You carry on with ya daft jokes about plants and planks.

That Lauren is only jealous 'cos she's only got a B(i)Day
whereas yous got a cellar with plants and planks
and fings wot breathe oxygen at night.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Never.

I wasn't really expecting you to.


Hey, Neon. Couldn't get tickets to the Casa da Música inauguration either, eh?

 

[rgraham666]

Don't you stop young Lassy.

You carry on with ya daft jokes about plants and planks.

That Lauren is only jealous 'cos she's only got a B(i)Day
whereas yous got a cellar with plants and planks
and fings wot breathe oxygen at night.

Who wouldn't be?

 

[Guest]

Don't you stop young Lassy.

You carry on with ya daft jokes about plants and planks.

That Lauren is only jealous 'cos she's only got a B(i)Day
whereas yous got a cellar with plants and planks
and fings wot breathe oxygen at night.

I love a man who understands me.

Anyway, the fing wot breathed oxygen at night doesn't anymore, cos it died, so it's a moot point now. Bless its cotten stamen.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm glad I read this thread. Why, I don't know, but I'm glad.

Rumple "rejoicing" Foreskin

 

[R. Richard]

I don't know if this will cheer you up or not, but you need to check out tardigrades. The word for today is "cryptobiosis."

 

[Guest]

I'm glad I read this thread. Why, I don't know, but I'm glad.

Rumple "rejoicing" Foreskin

WHOOP! That brings joy to my heart.

Lou "cartwheeling around the living room" Lou

 

[neonlyte]

I wasn't really expecting you to.


Hey, Neon. Couldn't get tickets to the Casa da Música inauguration either, eh?

Nah. Stuck with a solo performance in the shower... again!

 

[NoJo]

Look on the bright side. You can finally get that elephant's foot umbrella stand you always wanted, and put it where there plant was.

 

[Guest]

I don't know if this will cheer you up or not, but you need to check out tardigrades. The word for today is "cryptobiosis."

Do what, love?

(Now quit making me frown, I don't want to unnecessarily encourage the wrinkles.)










AHA! The penny dropped. Gotcha.

 

[neonlyte]

Look on the bright side. You can finally get that elephant's foot umbrella stand you always wanted, and put it where there plant was.

Ya need a bloody big stair to get the Elephant down into the cellar.

 

[Guest]

Look on the bright side. You can finally get that elephant's foot umbrella stand you always wanted, and put it where there plant was.

I just had a damn piano delivered to my house, I don't need anything else large in my back room right now, ta muchly.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Look on the bright side. You can finally get that elephant's foot umbrella stand you always wanted, and put it where there plant was.

You sick bastard, elephants are an endangered species.