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[Rubyfruit]

I shall go to bed.

Give me your most original send off to dreamland.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

I can't think of anything.
I suck.

Sweet dreams.

 

[Saint Peter]

I promise I will not do the hand in warm water trick again tonight.

fingers crossed

 

[Ice Cold]

Sweet dreams... and may sweeters things wake you up.

 

[Killswitch]

Rub one off for all of us sweetie...........

 

[bknight2602]

Original send off!

Good Night Rubes

 

[HeavyStick]

I hope in your dreams... you and Snow White are Doms over the 7 little Dwarves. Those little bastard deserve a beating.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

I wish you a loverly night in dreamland with your favoritest fantasies.

Now, I will sing you a lullaby.

*clears throat*

*gets a drink of water*

*stretches*

mmmmmmmmmmmm....

Goodnight Sweetheart, well, it's time to go

Badumbadumbum...

What?

You don't like it?

*pout*

Sleep tight, Rubytuby.

 

[Jewelz]

Goodnight angel. May your soul be kissed by starlight and your dreams dance on moonbeams.

 

[Rubyfruit]

...I suck....

... the life from your body as you lay dreaming...


Come on, work with me people.

And.......action!

 

[Nora]

Once upon a time....

There was a princess named Ruby. Ruby was all things wonderful, but she wanted one thing above all else...

do you know what it was?

The perfect cheese fondue recipe! that's right!! (are you sure you haven't heard this one?..ok.)

So one day a neighboring Princess (who was bigger and meaner than Ruby) came and taunted Ruby with the perfect fondue recipe.

"Neener! Neener!" the mean princess said, "I have it and youuuuu don't!" she sang out at little Ruby.

So Ruby went to the witch's house on the far, far corner of her lands and asked for a spell with which she could steal the mean princess's fondue recipe.

The witch gave her a spell, but warned her that it might get her more than she bargained for (in the way spells do, you understand).

But Ruby wasn't even going there! She wanted that fondue recipe above all else! So that night, when the mean princess came to taunt Ruby, Ruby whipped out the sack of herbs the witch had given to her and chanted the incantation she'd painstakingly copied from the witch.

And do you know what happened?

C'mon, you know how it ends!

Yup, with Ruby covered in warm, melty cheese while the mean princess licked it off of her. *nodsnods*

The end.

 

[phrodeau]

May your AV grow a nose in the night.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Oh, slumber's sweet embrace
Like a pole position in a NASCAR race
The madress pad pulls me in
Taking me away from sin.

All light is banished from the room
so I can be held in a blanket womb
As me eyes close I'm given one last image
Former President Calvin Coolege.

 

[Rubyfruit]

May your AV grow a nose in the night.

First they complain that there is no av, and then they complain that the nose is missing.

What's next? The lips?

My god, will it ever end?

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

... the life from your body as you lay dreaming...


Come on, work with me people.

And.......action!

Ummmmm.....errrrrrrr....

Damn.
I still suck.
*shrug*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Once upon a time....

There was a princess named Ruby. Ruby was all things wonderful, but she wanted one thing above all else...

A weekend with Nora?

Sweet dreams angel.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I named a hardcore character in diablo after you.

Really?

 

[Nora]

g'night, my little sweet potato. *hug*

 

[427cobra]

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing lullabye.

 

[teddybear4play]

I shall go to bed.

Give me your most original send off to dreamland.

Only that I hope you see me there.

TB4p

 

[Sillyman]

Of nothing truly existant so much so in dreams
Folly's waking and fancy's wisdom bring new heights
the ectasy of flight under the star of heaven light
bring on the dark demons to fight again
bring on the dark lovers to seduce again
bring on the dark knight to tilt madly with the abyss
and show in time the truth of which
is the greater reality.