With a stinking feeling...

[phillyinjun]

Ah, the signs were good!
She seemed to be friendly enough,
And we had a few things in common.
But, darn it, "you" is spelled "you" even in texts!

Here I am making love to her,
And wanting to tell her badly that "u" is becoming a freaking deal breaker.

 

[wildthyme]

I can completely understand. Good luck!

 

[HardGeorge]

I agree with wildthyme. Sheesh, is it that hard to not use chatspeak?

 

[stretch351]

I agree with wildthyme. Sheesh, is it that hard to not use chatspeak?

I agree, it's a real turn off!

 

[beingtrue2me]

If I ever......EVER am on my back or on my knees taking care of a guy and he's more worried about the words or letters I use or don't use when we text........I sure as hell hope he speaks up before I finish so I can send him and what is left of his erection out the door. I get the frustrations and all but the time to worry about that is NOT while you are inside of her doing your thing. Dude you're a fuckin mess.

 

[EquinoxRising]

Ah, the signs were good!
She seemed to be friendly enough,
And we had a few things in common.
But, darn it, "you" is spelled "you" even in texts!

Here I am making love to her,
And wanting to tell her badly that "u" is becoming a freaking deal breaker.

And this is a personal ad for?

 

[EquinoxRising]

so responding with "k" instead of "ok" is also a deal breaker

Actually, the word is okay. "OK" is a huge turn off.

 

[DarkNStormy1010]

I'm of the opinion that if you can think about grammar then you aren't doing it right.

 

[EquinoxRising]

I'm of the opinion that if you can think about grammar then you aren't doing it right.

I've always felt that if someone cannot write English well their words aren't worth reading. We are, after all, on a literary web site.

 

[DarkNStormy1010]

I've always felt that if someone cannot write English well their words aren't worth reading. We are, after all, on a literary web site.

I don't disagree at all. I probably poorly communicated my sentiment that in a perfect world, we would all be enjoying the kind of sex that envelops us so completely that we are unable to focus on things such as grammar mistakes, as egregious as they may be.

Well written English, to me, is a prerequisite to the love making.

 

[phillyinjun]

This is hilarious - I thought I was posting it on the Playground. When I didn't see it there, I assumed someone had taken offense to it, and got it deleted!

I wrote in a moment of frustration during a sex chat session. I would not allow a relationship to go as far a blow job, I promise. I am with Dark - if I think straight during sex, there's gotta be something wrong, eh?



Peace and love everyone. Here's blessings for an awesome 2016!