BlackShanglan
Silver-Tongued Papist
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vella_ms said:smart *ass*
non fiction, please
eee-aw?
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vella_ms said:smart *ass*
non fiction, please
BlackShanglan said:eee-aw?
Evil Alpaca said:Snort . . . spit!

carsonshepherd said:Hey vella, nice av for an old bedheaded broad![]()
lucky-E-leven said:Let me tell you, Carson, an hour with her in bed and the last thing you'll be thinking is old and bedhead.
~lucky
TRUST ME!
Evil Alpaca said:Are there videos involved? And maybe oil of some kind? Just curious.
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lucky-E-leven said:Maybe. And no. Oil and intense friction/heat is a fire hazard. Curiosity rules!
~lucky
Evil Alpaca said:Curiousity kills cats, but it just makes Llamas, Alpacas, Valcuna and Guanaco a little ill! But damn it, now I'm REALLY curious!
By the way, after the 100th post, do additional posts actually let you do anything ?
Now back to Lucky explaining the high-friction, non-oiled rubbing . . . in great detail . . . with accompanying images and, if necessary, full color graphs.
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Evil Alpaca said:
By the way, after the 100th post, do additional posts actually let you do anything ?
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carsonshepherd said:When you get 1000, you get a title above your name, where it says Guru (or will by then.)
I just got my "Kid, you're sick" today![]()
minsue said:I've been wondering - why Kid, you're sick?
...to me she mean all the world
and you know what she does?
she turn around, she turn around she like another guy....
(Hell, if I'm gonna be stuck hearing it in my head I might as well subject the rest of you to it![]()
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carsonshepherd said:Wrong song, sweetness.
I take one, one, one cause you left me...
two, two, two for my family...
three for my heartache and four my headache five for my loneliness, six for my sorrow...
seven, seven, there's no tomorrow...
(I forget what 8 was for...)![]()

minsue said:I know. I've had the entire freakin' CD on a loop through my head all night thanks to you!
nine, nine, nine for my lost god
and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
Better?![]()

carsonshepherd said:When you get 1000, you get a title above your name, where it says Guru (or will by then.)
I just got my "Kid, you're sick" today![]()
Evil Alpaca said:Great! Only another 800 posts to go and . . . sorry. Enthusiasm just ran out.
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Evil Alpaca said:Great! Only another 800 posts to go and . . . sorry. Enthusiasm just ran out.
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carsonshepherd said:I'm fine, how about you?![]()

carsonshepherd said:I just love to gaze at that adorable little alpaca. I'd love to pet its cute little ears....
Tell me about the rabbits, George....minsue said:Good.
Still wondering about the origins of your title, though.![]()
minsue said:Is it wrong that I'm having an Of Mice and Men moment reading that?Tell me about the rabbits, George....
(don't mind me. Quite giggly and annoying this eve)
carsonshepherd said:cause I'm a kid (at least in my mind), I'm sick, and I've always loved that line. Any more questions? Why, is it odd? My friends and I have been saying it for years so it doesn't seem strange to me. But I live in my own little world. It's nice there. Wanna visit?
minsue said:Nope, not odd. I'm just insatiably curious.
Based on your next post, I'm pretty sure I do live in your own little world. Sleep well. I'll be up all night pondering my own existance. (If I live in Carson's little world, does that mean I don't have my own little world? What about everyone I know? Do they live in Carson's little world?)
carsonshepherd said:I just love to gaze at that adorable little alpaca. I'd love to pet its cute little ears....
Belegon said:I think you have your own little world and Carson has his, but in a moment of inspired convergence your two worlds have touched upon one another and now we have a number of alternte worlds based on the possible repercusions of the collision...