Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Azuldrgon]

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinely love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen.

Rant over.

As I have replied before, life before Lit.
The ones who truly care about you want you to be successful and stable and want you to make sure you are taken care of.
As much as you like to share the naughty stuff, the Bean behind the screenname is just as important and seeing her happy make them happy, including me.
Being on and off here for a long time has taught me that.
I have made a bunch of friends on here and lost them because of this. So this is important.

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring.

-Married for almost 30 years, but it feels more like a marriage of convenience to help take care of my Special Needs son.
-Father of two.
-Written over 500 submissions on this site including two long (100+) series.
-Work-a-holic because that's the way I am.
-Also a hug-a-holic. (You are familiar with this. )
-Big guy. Presently working on getting in better shape for health reasons.
-Home owner currently residing near Seattle, Washington.

Hope that helps a bit. I do enjoy your posts both on here and Insta and am rooting for you from the PNW (Pacific Northwest)

 

[GallantWriter]

Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while)

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I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen.

Rant over.

On to some things about me:

• I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
• I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it
• I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
• I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable
• I’m adopted.
• I like people who are genuine and funny.
• I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
• I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
• I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
• I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
• I fucking hate small talk.
• I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
• I should probably quit smoking.
• I love sex.

There we are.

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring.

Well, yes I love the sexy stuff of course. But I do always just want to know you better and better. You're truly one of the only people I actively come to lit to interact with. And I'd love to send more messages and voice messages back and forth. There is temptation to come see you someday if life allows.

You're just a beautiful soul, and an intelligent lovely lady, who I can't ever seem to get enough of. Adore you Bean.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while)

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I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen.

Rant over.

On to some things about me:

• I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
• I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it
• I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
• I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable
• I’m adopted.
• I like people who are genuine and funny.
• I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
• I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
• I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
• I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
• I fucking hate small talk.
• I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
• I should probably quit smoking.
• I love sex.

There we are.

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring.

It's great to get to know more about you, thank you for sharing, really makes this thread that bit more special. Making a connection makes everything else all the more fun and meaningful.

I'm a writer (horror, SF, etc) mainly short stories, but I like working on anything. I've sold a few here and there but nothing major. I walk a lot (lost about 7 stone when i went on a health kick). I'm bi and submissive, I have been accumulating kinks as i get older. I've been trying to learn Spanish. Currently single. Just come back from a friend's wedding, and I'm happy seeing so many people I know finally settle down. Absolutely love cats, but don't have any right now. I'm a carer for an elderly relative, and I wouldn't want her to trip over a cat!

I'm also a worrier and an over thinker. At least I think I am, I'm worried i might be over thinking it.

 

[RickTango]

Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while)

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen.

Rant over.

On to some things about me:

• I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
• I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it
• I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
• I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable
• I’m adopted.
• I like people who are genuine and funny.
• I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
• I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
• I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
• I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
• I fucking hate small talk.
• I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
• I should probably quit smoking.
• I love sex.

There we are.

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring.

Thank you for sharing yourself. For me getting to know someone on the inside is even more attractive than just seeing their pics. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy the provocative photos and posts, but this honesty is much more personal.

 

[azboy2]

Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while)

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen.

Rant over.

On to some things about me:

• I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
• I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it
• I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
• I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable
• I’m adopted.
• I like people who are genuine and funny.
• I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
• I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
• I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
• I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
• I fucking hate small talk.
• I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
• I should probably quit smoking.
• I love sex.

There we are.

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring.

It's nice to get to know you! You are super chill! Thanks for sharing. Have a great sunday!

 

[desperado1089]

I love seeing how brilliant and multifaceted you are, @SpicyBean99

 

[liqueur]

I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.

Love, love, love cheese broccoli soup. I love to have biscuits with it. American biscuits, I'm not sure what you call them over there. I can send a recipe if that's something you don't have.

I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want.

I'm in awe.

I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology.

I know I've mentioned before, but I've studied psychology all my life. my undergraduate degree was in psychology, and I did half a master's program in psychology before switching to a creative writing MFA program. I've studied psychology from the perspective of a number theoretical frameworks— but I never studied forensic psychology, and I wish I had.

I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.

Ditto. Life is too short to spoil it with that stuff.

I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.

My one cat is the light of my life

I fucking hate small talk.

I suck at it. One reason I'm quieter than most here.

I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.

I'm not so different there. Empathic to a point that sometimes makes it difficult to be around people.

I love sex.

I love that you love it! I'm beginning to think I've exceeded the age of eligibility, and should retire. (and also, I'm not pretty like you)

Thank you for this post. Of course I like to read about the sexy you, and see your photos— who wouldn't?! But I enjoy it most when you talk about the whole you.

 

[tyguy2104]

Another angle perhaps?

To quench your appetite?

https://postimg.cc/TpQ03Hcb

Oh my god this is so fucking hot! I’ve got to control myself a little bit on the post, there are so many things I’d love to say (and do )

 

[tyguy2104]

If you were to cum round and sneak into my bedside table drawer you would find this little selection of fun

(Not sure if this needs to be censored or not)

Which items intrigue you the most?

What would you most like to use on me?


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I think the buy one get one half price intrigues me the most! Great deal!