deft
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Good morning, @SpicyBean99 
That's my inappropriate workplace hard-on installed, thank you very much!

That's my inappropriate workplace hard-on installed, thank you very much!

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I’m so glad that my secret plan to in-still workplace boners has worked… consider my mission completed mwahahhahahaha (evil, ish laugh)Good morning, @SpicyBean99
That's my inappropriate workplace hard-on installed, thank you very much!![]()
Cuteeee!!! Enjoy the thread there is a LOT to read so don’t feel overwhelmed and feel you have to read everything. There’s a lot to read, from me first breaking my literotica cherry and making the thread, to teasing with links, posting songs, discussing the human condition, a tiny speck of drama for spice, and lots more nudes. Oh and, a few question games too! Have fun!Just came across your thread on what’s new. Shit how did I miss this, you’re a fucking beauty. Gimme a few to catch up (many pages to read here) and I’ll come back to leave a better message. Have a great day, you’ve certainly made my morning with some of your attached images.![]()
That nail colorGood morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
How's your plan for secret lunch-time wanks?I’m so glad that my secret plan to in-still workplace boners has worked… consider my mission completed mwahahhahahaha (evil, ish laugh)![]()
Sending happy clit voodoo vibesGood morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
With the pictures you posted earlier it has gone from workplace boners to jizz up the wall here! Productivity is downI’m so glad that my secret plan to in-still workplace boners has worked… consider my mission completed mwahahhahahaha (evil, ish laugh)![]()
Delightful
Ummm so fucking sexy...those nails look very dangerous..some lucky guys back is going to be ripped to shredsGood morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
Imagine if people could exchange voodoo dolls, the fun you could have...Good morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
I am getting the doll out now and licking it silly. You are beautiful and the nails get my attention too.Good morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
The perfect distraction...I was planning on getting some work done in a few spare hours I have, but that can totally wait! Hellloooo Easter egg hunt. Feel like a kid again, closely examining every mound and bush I see.....Good morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
Oh its workingI’m so glad that my secret plan to in-still workplace boners has worked… consider my mission completed mwahahhahahaha (evil, ish laugh)![]()
You do make a very convincing Evil Mistress ...I’m so glad that my secret plan to in-still workplace boners has worked… consider my mission completed mwahahhahahaha (evil, ish laugh)![]()
I. Like. Your. Eggs.Good morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
Somehow this slipped through my net…can you forgive me? You don’t mind if my first thought was, fuck let me grab those hips and pump a load into that beautiful girl do you?
Fill me up as much as you like but I like to have a taste sometimes tooSomehow this slipped through my net…can you forgive me? You don’t mind if my first thought was, fuck let me grab those hips and pump a load into that beautiful girl do you?
How Did you fair with work yesterday? Did you have to take a “break”The perfect distraction...I was planning on getting some work done in a few spare hours I have, but that can totally wait! Hellloooo Easter egg hunt. Feel like a kid again, closely examining every mound and bush I see.....
So that’s why I was a horny mess all day yesterday… thankyou everyoneI am getting the doll out now and licking it silly. You are beautiful and the nails get my attention too.
Spoon feed my bottom with the cum that’s dribbled out of my pussy and then fuck me and we won’t need any lube? Or is that too much for 9.56am?I read spoon feed that bottom![]()
I would love a spoon right about now….Imagine if people could exchange voodoo dolls, the fun you could have...
Love the pic, could spoon that bottom forever...
You can have my cum anywhere anyway you want it you divine minx, hell I’ll even eat it out of you and kiss you with it if that’s what you wantFill me up as much as you like but I like to have a taste sometimes too
How Did you fair with work yesterday? Did you have to take a “break”I hope you managed to relieve yourself!
So that’s why I was a horny mess all day yesterday… thankyou everyone
Spoon feed my bottom with the cum that’s dribbled out of my pussy and then fuck me and we won’t need any lube? Or is that too much for 9.56am?
I would love a spoon right about now….
So..how messy are we talking?Fill me up as much as you like but I like to have a taste sometimes too
How Did you fair with work yesterday? Did you have to take a “break”I hope you managed to relieve yourself!
So that’s why I was a horny mess all day yesterday… thankyou everyone
Spoon feed my bottom with the cum that’s dribbled out of my pussy and then fuck me and we won’t need any lube? Or is that too much for 9.56am?
I would love a spoon right about now….
Bean. You have a great body shape in my humble opinion. Tatted pierced and sexy. Shapely in all the right places, not fat, a grabable (I’ve made it a word) ass, nice bouncy tits your face is again, something else entirely.Good morning beautiful, horny people!
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I’ve got a longggg old day ahead of me so I may not be as active, but please don’t hesitate to come and liven up the thread for me? I shall, of course, leave a few things scattered around for you to find just for some extra fun, like I used to do back in February when I first started posting. Remember the Easter eggs?
Also, if anyone’s got my voodoo doll, please can you finger her? I haven’t got the time to do it myself today, feel free to do with her as you please actually
Good luck on your hunt!!!
Jaws I like it really messy.So..how messy are we talking?
I would love to get you incredibly messy right now. Then use that excuse to get you in the showerJaws I like it really messy.
Never too much! Maybe in the cusp for some, but I’m good for itFill me up as much as you like but I like to have a taste sometimes too
How Did you fair with work yesterday? Did you have to take a “break”I hope you managed to relieve yourself!
So that’s why I was a horny mess all day yesterday… thankyou everyone
Spoon feed my bottom with the cum that’s dribbled out of my pussy and then fuck me and we won’t need any lube? Or is that too much for 9.56am?
I would love a spoon right about now….