Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

 

[deft]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

Never! So far so good, I think... we're all still here, it seems!

Good luck with retraining the PHub algorithms. It would be fun to watch with you!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Never! So far so good, I think... we're all still here, it seems!

Good luck with retraining the PHub algorithms. It would be fun to watch with you!

But that’s probably because they haven’t had the time to change the site around yet if they don’t they could get up to 18mill in fines I read somewhere? I don’t know maybe I’m waffling but at SOME point Laurel is going to have to implement some kinda age thing? No?

Heheh I need my site to look less like: https://postimg.cc/xJqfgJZX that and more like https://postimg.cc/d75Q8m5M this.

 

[Cybmorg]

But that’s probably because they haven’t had the time to change the site around yet if they don’t they could get up to 18mill in fines I read somewhere? I don’t know maybe I’m waffling but at SOME point Laurel is going to have to implement some kinda age thing? No?

Heheh I need my site to look less like: https://postimg.cc/xJqfgJZX that and more like https://postimg.cc/d75Q8m5M this.

Going to be a long morning for us Brits!

 

[deft]

But that’s probably because they haven’t had the time to change the site around yet if they don’t they could get up to 18mill in fines I read somewhere? I don’t know maybe I’m waffling but at SOME point Laurel is going to have to implement some kinda age thing? No?

Hopefully, they'll just go after the big names? Lit often flies under the radar, I think...

Heheh I need my site to look less like: https://postimg.cc/xJqfgJZX that and more like https://postimg.cc/d75Q8m5M this.

We need to trade links... I like your taste!

 

[Mikel2410]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

I really hope nothing like that happened I hate having to go through all these steps to get off, I really hope it doesn’t happen here I’d be so upset not being able to catch a glimpse of of you when you share!

 

[subdudeme13]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

Get a VPN and set it up to show your location as Canada.

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

This isn’t the end for UK Litsers, Bean.

Literotica should be deemed out of scope, legally.

Details below (and link if you’re super interested)

• Text-only content is out of scope.
• Text accompanied by either or both a GIF (yes, the law is that specific about the image format) which is not in itself pornographic, or an emoji or other symbol, or a combination of those things, is also out of scope.

Audio content is in scope (so careful with those voice messages @SpicyBean99 ) but as Lit is a mostly text-only site, it isn’t required to make the verification changes. It’s also why Lit has changed the rules around posting direct pornographic visuals (images) onto the site, I’m sure. They can’t control what people link from the site to elsewhere, they would argue, so Lit is out of scope of the law, as it stands. Also worth pointing out that I think even Reddit has to do age verification for certain parts of the site (no idea how that will work). That would strengthen Lit’s case that linked images are hosted elsewhere with age verification on those sites.

In short, we’re fine, nobody need panic.

Down the line, they might have to age verify the audio stories on the main site and they’ll probably have to police these threads closely to ensure compliance with the law (removing embedded images quickly, for one) and perhaps over time they’ll need to make forum-wide changes, but my understanding of the scope is the above.

I’m posting this in a really random place but I think all lurkers of this thread will be pleased to read this.

LW


https://onlinesafetyact.co.uk/part_5_pornographic_content/#:~:text=certain text content:-,Text-only content is out of scope.,is also out of scope.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Good morning guys

Sad rant today.

Woke up this morning feeling horny, again, and decided on a little Pornhub peruse before my morning coffee. (Which was well needed after last night, you guys were relentless). But nope… alas I couldn’t log in to my old account because of this new age verification shit.

Absolutely fuming because now my entire algorithm is back to square one: boring-ass straight couples with missionary cream pies and titles like “caught my step sister wanking in my room” Where are all my ladies with titties and 12-inch cocks? Where are the pretty lesbians with bright pink tentacle dildos, grinding on plushies and spitting into each others mouths? I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll have to binge-watch a fuckload of porn just to retrain the algorithm again. Sigh. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I figured I’d hop onto Lit to soothe my sad, lost porn algorithm soul with some smutty stories or a fun thread…and the first post I see? A UK dude saying goodbye to all his mates here because of the new law.

Goodbye???

Adios?!!!

Is that what we’re doing now?

Will Laurel really just… let this happen? Does she not have the means to implement some sort of ID checked like SO many other websites will now need?!!!

I need someone… literally freaking anyone, to tell me that I’m not about to lose my/our fun, sexy little corner of the internet.

I know to some people, this is just an erotica site, or a place to go and escape. But to me, and I know I’m not the only one,it’s literally so much more than that. It’s a place to showcase my writing, where people will enjoy it in all its taboo glory. It’s connection with people who in the real world I’d never have a chance to talk too. It’s late-night messages with people who get you, who intrigue me, who excite me. It’s being able to post a filthy fantasy or a video and actually have someone read it/ see it and say, “fuck, that was hot.” Instead of: “ why do you need to sexualise yourself “ like I’d get anywhere else on social sites.

It’s a space that’s allowed me to explore myself without shame.

I’m actually so mad. This site has been kinda a virtual home for me and now I’m supposed to just sit tight and watch it disappear?

Can someone please tell me this isn’t the end for UK Litsers? Please

There's been a few worried threads about this, I don't think we've heard anything for certain. I guess quite a few websites will change in the next weeks though. I do hope we get warning first if anything were to happen, but there's no sign that this site will be affected. I hope.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….


Making a mess in the woods audio…

 

[deft]

You're an actual national treasure.

 

[Switchem15]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Jesus that audio to go along with it the panting, the shaking in your voice…speechless

 

[peekingone]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Ok this is amazing. Damn you

Pretty lingerie too

 

[CuriousRick]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Thank you again for sharing!

 

[BigT2195]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Bean, this is fucking incredible, a masterpiece. You are simply the best (hold the Tina Turner) That made me cum so hard and so fast, thank you!

 

[coffeelover5]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

WOW!!!

Girl you are amazing and if I were able to, I would pull my now hard dick out of my suit pants, replay your audio and cum when you do.

 

[Cybmorg]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Really hot post Bean

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You are so beautiful.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Fuck me....my cock is already hard.
Thank you for the wake up, @SpicyBean99 .
Wish you'd answer the question I left because when I cum, I need to know where to put it.

 

[ShaneoD]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….


Making a mess in the woods audio…

Based on the replies I regret not owning a pair of earbuds at the moment

 

[Japansurfer]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Clearly great engagement here. Just to let you know I am at work and have followed those damn sexy instructions. I did slide into my jeans and rubbed that precum over my dick head.

Beautiful sexy voice

 

[hotcpu]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

Lingerie clad wood nymph at it's finest .... Damn that was such a HOT Listen

 

[Jaws82]

Well this will be on my mind all day at work

 

[Fazer600]

Thankyou for reassuring me guys!! There are a lot of differing opinions floating around as to whether or not lit does actually fly under the radar so I guess it’s just a waiting game?

In the meantime

I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guys…some pictures to go with an audio…. A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymph…. Well… now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughts….

Find me in the woods

Making sure the coast is clear…

The perfect spot for a play?

You thought that was it? Well no…. There might also be a little audio of me making a really really big mess in the woods, all alone…….

Making a mess in the woods audio…

A wonderful start to my day. Thank you, SB

 

[SpicyBean99]

You're an actual national treasure.

You’re too kind. I’m so glad you enjoyed

Jesus that audio to go along with it the panting, the shaking in your voice…speechless

It was such a big mess you would then been so proud

Ok this is amazing. Damn you

Pretty lingerie too

WOW!!!

Girl you are amazing and if I were able to, I would pull my now hard dick out of my suit pants, replay your audio and cum when you do.

I really hope you do so later. You deserve it. I want to know about it if/when you do?