Wish me luck. Please guys!

[Ambrosious]

My wife and I will be trying (again) tonight as she is coming up on her fertile period. How do I know? BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TRACK THE DAMN THING!!! The chart also includes such romantic stuff like her body temperature, mucous (thick or thin), discharge, and what position we are in and how many times and on and on. I love her dearly and can't WAIT to have the rug rat, but damn. Now I feel like a glorified vibrator and baster all in wonder. Tonight will be different. I'm cooking, got the candles, flowers, etc. and will do my damndest to make it an all nighter (half nighter?).

And to answer the "it'll happen when you least expect it" crowd, well it hasn't, not for four years. "Don't force it. Let nature take it's course." Shut up. Fuck nature. And finally for the ladies that feel that I prepare for every encounter like I am tonights, the doctor put us on a GD schedule. Every other night, whether we want to or not, whether we are tired or not. And the off nights? That is when I want it most!!!

Sorry, didn't mean to rant there, but I just got a call from an old friend who has just had her 6th abortion. 6TH? I would be happy for the one or two.

Just wish me luck.

P.S. That stuff in the middle is sarcasm, don't take anything personally. For some reason, the talk of pregnancy makes me a foul person.

 

[Ezzy]

Luck...

Break a leg,just make sure it's not the middle one.

Good luck and I hope it all works out for you.

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Nicole]

I'll address your PS first ... I don't blame you.

As for the rest I just wanted to say Good Luck and I hope all goes to plan this time.

Let us know how you go .... No I man if she gets pregnant or not

GOOD LUCK

 

[teresafannin]

Sending lots of good luck wishes your way & a couple of hugs for the both of you. Have a lovely dinner & while I know a schedule sucks, enjoy your time together. I think it wonderful that you are going all out to make tonight special.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Good luck

Best wishes,

from the been there, done that. Understand whole heartedly.

 

[BubbaRednek]

For some reason, the talk of pregnancy makes me a foul person.

Ha! Wait until he/she is a teenager. Then you can be foul people together. <g> Best of luck!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Good luck that man and I hope you get all you wish for, my thought's are with you.

 

[Whispersecret]

Truly, the every other night thing worked for me, and now I have two little Whisperkids.

Just think wouldn't it be great if tonight WAS the night? Then you would have this special memory of the candles and the preparation for the Big Event.

Best of the fuckin' luck to ya, Ambrosious!

 

[Jade]

Gosh... good luck... I feel so.. "opened up" to!

Good Luck darling.

 

[Silverlily]

Sending good luck thoughts!

 

[Bushido71XS]

Good Luck

Remember: The best part about babies is making them.

 

[Whispersecret]

Bushido, I respectfully disagree!

The best part about babies is
--their one-in-a-million smell
--the indescribable softness of their skin
--when they fall asleep in your arms
--their tiny little everythings

and, oh, a zillion other things!

 

[Laurel]

Best of luck, Ambrosious. I've got my fingers & toes crossed for you...they're turning blue, so hurry up and get lucky!

 

[GuyJD]

GOOD LUCK AMBROSIOUS

Let me know if I can help in anyway.
All jokes aside, dude. GOOD LUCK!!!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Another "good luck", Ambrosious.

Just let me know if you need help.