Winter Holiday Support Thread

[Boxlicker101]

Box... guess I need to go back in time... to before I came here... but RF's is 43 word pages... of ... welllll...

Lets just say.. a fun read.... but then Rumpley is my hero....

I haven't read the new one yet but the one I wrote, "We Go Christmas Caroling" was 23 pages and over 16,00 words of orgy. I will read Rumps' story when I get a chance.

 

[dreampilot79]

I haven't read the new one yet but the one I wrote, "We Go Christmas Caroling" was 23 pages and over 16,00 words of orgy. I will read Rumps' story when I get a chance.

Welllllll box.. guess I need to look at yers... RF's isn't posted yet.. just managed to talk him outa a pre post version!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Abs

Congratulations!

None of us thought you could do it. (No wait) ALL of us KNEW you could do it. Yeah. Anyway, so when are you ever going to finish the re-write?

Box, about that story of mine Vella just endured and DP is still struggling through. I lost count at something like 75 different sex acts. The problem is what to count. For instance, would the narrator saying something like, "Studly nailed the three women in time to grab a beer and watch the kickoff," count as three sex acts? Maybe Og can issue a ruling.

I wasn't trying for a record. Maybe with two of my last three contest entries having no sex and the other one being in the Humor category, I'm trying to make up for lost strokes. Whatever, it's been fun to write. Who knows if anyone will think it's fun to read?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

12 new stories, I'm still caught up... whew!

Some good ones today, Doc's was FANTASTIC, I highly recommend!

I think "Romance" as a category outweighs "non-erotic" now, actually... seems to lend itself to the season...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs

Congratulations!

None of us thought you could do it. (No wait) ALL of us KNEW you could do it. Yeah. Anyway, so when are you ever going to finish the re-write?

I sent it off to my editor, now we wait and then the trolling may commence.

 

[Honey123]

I twixt it and fixt it and I am submittin' it....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I twixt it and fixt it and I am submittin' it....

Yeah, but do you call it, George?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MissBri]

 

[Boxlicker101]

Abs

Congratulations!

None of us thought you could do it. (No wait) ALL of us KNEW you could do it. Yeah. Anyway, so when are you ever going to finish the re-write?

Box, about that story of mine Vella just endured and DP is still struggling through. I lost count at something like 75 different sex acts. The problem is what to count. For instance, would the narrator saying something like, "Studly nailed the three women in time to grab a beer and watch the kickoff," count as three sex acts? Maybe Og can issue a ruling.

I wasn't trying for a record. Maybe with two of my last three contest entries having no sex and the other one being in the Humor category, I'm trying to make up for lost strokes. Whatever, it's been fun to write. Who knows if anyone will think it's fun to read?

Rumple Foreskin

I'm not actually concerned about records either but if there were such a thing, I would think there would have to be some kind of a description of individual acts. For instance, you may have heard of a porn star named Houston who claimed to have fucked 600 men in an hour. I don't believe that would be possible but, if I wrote a story where somebody said "Houston fucked 600 men in one afternoon" that would not be 600 sex acts. In fact, just making a reference like that wouldn't be any sex acts.

I don't keep track, even in my own smut, but I do know that one woman had nine orgasms in one story, which I think was the most yet. Of course, that was a six part novella, set over a three day weekend. Most of the women in my stories cum at least twice, but nine times in one day would be excessive.

 

[Honey123]

Yeah, but do you call it, George?

Rumple Foreskin

Actually I call it Susan...

es and a huge hug and thank you!!

 

[Honey123]

Woohoo!
Isn't that the best damn feeling?

Yes it is...but now I am mentally exhausted!!!!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

nine times in one day would be excessive.

Says who?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Says who?

Cumming nine times in one day would not be excessive, but writing about it would be.

 

[MissBri]

 

[MissBri]

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm not actually concerned about records either but if there were such a thing, I would think there would have to be some kind of a description of individual acts. For instance, you may have heard of a porn star named Houston who claimed to have fucked 600 men in an hour. I don't believe that would be possible but, if I wrote a story where somebody said "Houston fucked 600 men in one afternoon" that would not be 600 sex acts. In fact, just making a reference like that wouldn't be any sex acts.

I don't keep track, even in my own smut, but I do know that one woman had nine orgasms in one story, which I think was the most yet. Of course, that was a six part novella, set over a three day weekend. Most of the women in my stories cum at least twice, but nine times in one day would be excessive.

Depends on the woman. From a clinical standpoint, with proper stimulation, an expereinced woman can have upwards of fifty connected orgasms.

Unlike men, a woman's ability to orgasm goes up with each event. Thus her third takes less timulation than her first. In men, each one becomes more dificult. All orgasms are not equal either. They can varry wildly in intensity even across a single session.

Nine would be excessive to write individually, but I've been with several girls where experiencing nine, ten, a dozen or more, wasn't that difficult. the real limiting factor I have found is one of sensitivity. At some point, and it varries from woman to woman, the pleasureable sensations become so intense they border on pain. At that point, you have to give it a rest, it being your tongue, the vibe or whatever

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Depends on the woman. From a clinical standpoint, with proper stimulation, an expereinced woman can have upwards of fifty connected orgasms.

Unlike men, a woman's ability to orgasm goes up with each event. Thus her third takes less timulation than her first. In men, each one becomes more dificult. All orgasms are not equal either. They can varry wildly in intensity even across a single session.

Nine would be excessive to write individually, but I've been with several girls where experiencing nine, ten, a dozen or more, wasn't that difficult. the real limiting factor I have found is one of sensitivity. At some point, and it varries from woman to woman, the pleasureable sensations become so intense they border on pain. At that point, you have to give it a rest, it being your tongue, the vibe or whatever

I wanna do extensive research with Colly.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I wanna do extensive research with Colly.

Perhaps we should videotape it all... for research purposes, of course...

 

[oggbashan]

Box, about that story of mine Vella just endured and DP is still struggling through. I lost count at something like 75 different sex acts. The problem is what to count. For instance, would the narrator saying something like, "Studly nailed the three women in time to grab a beer and watch the kickoff," count as three sex acts? Maybe Og can issue a ruling...

Rumple Foreskin

Why me?

I am surely the last person anyone would think of as a referee for number of sex acts in a story. I write stories that I have the nerve to categorise as erotic and no one actually has any sex. Even when I do have 'sex acts' in a story they can occur 'off-stage' and out of the reader's view.

I write stories with semi-detached sex, that is sex that can be omitted from the story without jeopardising the plot.

In my 126 entries in total on Literotica I doubt whether all the sex acts added together total 75.

No wonder I'm the judge for the Last Place (tm) Contest.

Og the un-erotic

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Perhaps we should videotape it all... for research purposes, of course...

Just don't show my bad side.

 

[hugo_sam]

*Chuckles*
I love watching the reparte between Og and Rump. Both so very strong as writers and watching them putting themselves down and complementing the other is one of the funniest things here.
Edited to ask: Who's on first?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Just don't show my bad side

as if such a thing exists!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

as if such a thing exists!!

It's called the outside.

 

[hugo_sam]

It's called the outside.

*cough* *cough*
Maybe the outside of my house, (cow pasture) but nothing even close to you!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Depends on the woman. From a clinical standpoint, with proper stimulation, an expereinced woman can have upwards of fifty connected orgasms.

Unlike men, a woman's ability to orgasm goes up with each event. Thus her third takes less timulation than her first. In men, each one becomes more dificult. All orgasms are not equal either. They can varry wildly in intensity even across a single session.

Nine would be excessive to write individually, but I've been with several girls where experiencing nine, ten, a dozen or more, wasn't that difficult. the real limiting factor I have found is one of sensitivity. At some point, and it varries from woman to woman, the pleasureable sensations become so intense they border on pain. At that point, you have to give it a rest, it being your tongue, the vibe or whatever

It's things like this that they really need to tell you in sex ed classes.