Winona Ryder wins Brazilian Election!!!

[District Line]

Woohoo !!!!

Winona Ryder has become the president of Brazil in a landside victory.

I think that's what was said on the news anyway, I was only half watching.

Policy repercussions mean that soccer playing will be made a compulsory activity in Hollywood, all women under sixty will be given Johnny Depp as an ex boyfriend and every citizen will have the right to play the role of Don Corleone's daughter in any forthcoming Godfather films.

 

[MechaBlade]

heh

 

[Coolville]

Winona Ryder has become the president of Brazil in a landside victory.

The first law she passed was one allowing shoplifting.