Wine makes me extremely horny

[lilminx]

This is not a good thing right now for a few reasons:

1) I am alone, and there is no one available to fuck me (well, no one who I want to, anyway).

2) Wine makes me languid, which in turn makes me not feel like making the effort of masturbating.

3) Even if I was into cybering (which I'm not, but just suppose), I am a little tipsy right now and I would make many typos, therefore reducing the pleasure that my partner and I would get from it.





Bummer.

 

[QuickDuck]

first post FINALLY!!!!!

Now to read the original posting

 

[Azwed]

Suckage

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll be over in 10 minutes with another bottle.

Don't go anywhere!

 

[QuickDuck]

This is not a good thing right now for a few reasons:

1) I am alone, and there is no one available to fuck me (well, no one who I want to, anyway).

2) Wine makes me languid, which in turn makes me not feel like making the effort of masturbating.

3) Even if I was into cybering (which I'm not, but just suppose), I am a little tipsy right now and I would make many typos, therefore reducing the pleasure that my partner and I would get from it.





Bummer.

Will cyber huggles from a duck do any good for now?

 

[nasty1]

Um...you could get a cab, and, we could be doing something in just a few short hrs. I COULD easily call into work, tommorrow.

 

[lilminx]

Ooh, Ruby-I would love to feel your mouth against mine, urging your lips open with my tongue, while I ran my fingers through your silky hair....mmmm....

 

[Azwed]

Ooh, Ruby-I would love to feel your mouth against mine, urging your lips open with my tongue, while I ran my fingers through your silky hair....mmmm....

Thought you said you did not cyber

 

[Guest]

Ooh, Ruby-I would love to feel your mouth against mine, urging your lips open with my tongue, while I ran my fingers through your silky hair....mmmm....

Damn you!

I knew this thread was coming...

 

[Dillinger]

I will have to remember to order wine for us at dinner at the NYC get together. *Grin*

 

[QuickDuck]

Thought you said you did not cyber

so did i!

mind if if thats what you call "not cybering"... i think you should do it more often

 

[lilminx]

Hey, I was just posting my reaction to Ruby's post. That's not cybering.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You lusty little minx, you. I love when you get tipsy and talk dirty to me like that.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

lilminx I can't come over ust yet and help...... but I can send you pictures

 

[lilminx]

You lusty little minx, you. I love when you get tipsy and talk dirty to me like that.

What can I say? I love kissing women- especially beautiful ones, Ruby.

 

[Guest]

Manx is so close to minx... they're really almost the same thing, right? I mean, kissing a pussy?

 

[sirhugs]

talking dirty? women kissing? can i watch? can I help?
I love wine...

 

[Rambrat]

This is not a good thing right now for a few reasons:

1) I am alone, and there is no one available to fuck me (well, no one who I want to, anyway).

2) Wine makes me languid, which in turn makes me not feel like making the effort of masturbating.

3) Even if I was into cybering (which I'm not, but just suppose), I am a little tipsy right now and I would make many typos, therefore reducing the pleasure that my partner and I would get from it.

Bummer.

Have another glass and start typing...

 

[Greyface]

This is not a good thing right now for a few reasons:

1) I am alone, and there is no one available to fuck me (well, no one who I want to, anyway).

2) Wine makes me languid, which in turn makes me not feel like making the effort of masturbating.

3) Even if I was into cybering (which I'm not, but just suppose), I am a little tipsy right now and I would make many typos, therefore reducing the pleasure that my partner and I would get from it.

Bummer.

Young lady; it is unseemly to talk so openly about matters that are so private. Please, you must be lady like as you are an example to the children. Take this warning seriously.

 

[1hotjob]

There's a tanker full of vino on the Van Wyck heading over to your place. Let me know when it gets there!

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Wine makes me extremely horny

Young lady; it is unseemly to talk so openly about matters that are so private. Please, you must be lady like as you are an example to the children. Take this warning seriously.

You are right, as usual. I am a role model for young kids- no one should know that I have a sexual side to me. From now on I will conduct myself with the utmost propriety, here on Lit as well as in my everyday life.

 

[sirhugs]

and a fine role model you are- i wish when i was a kid, i'd met more women like you!

 

[Greyface]

Re: Re: Re: Wine makes me extremely horny

You are right, as usual. I am a role model for young kids- no one should know that I have a sexual side to me. From now on I will conduct myself with the utmost propriety, here on Lit as well as in my everyday life.

Very good. Now about that avatar...

 

[Ice Cold]

Young lady; it is seemly (and erotic) to talk so openly about matters that are so private. Please, you must talk more as you are an inspiration to the posters here. Take this warning comically.

 

[Greyface]

Young lady; it is seemly (and erotic) to talk so openly about matters that are so private. Please, you must talk more as you are an inspiration to the posters here. Take this warning comically.

Comically? Are you making fun of me? Why must everyone make fun of me? I've never done anything to any of you.