wind pudding

[perks]

I'm blowing on a spoon and then offering it to the baby. She thinks it's the yummiest thing ever! I'm laughing my asssssss off!!!

she keeps saying MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

hhaahahahahahah

 

[RawHumor]

So are you a tease in ALL aspects of your life?

You KNOW your kid's gonna be in therapy about this someday, right?

 

[perks]

So are you a tease in ALL aspects of your life?

You KNOW your kid's gonna be in therapy about this someday, right?

lol, YES!!!

I'm a horrid horrid mama.

 

[Summery]

Kids are smart.

She's taking notes and will get you back one day.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Perky, did you ever figure out what to do with her hair?

My girls both have fine hair and not a whole lot of it. None of the clips or barrettes stay in longer than 5 minutes. They look like little white trash toddlers now.

 

[MissTaken]

perky!

Your story warms my heart and makes my maternal instinct start to stir!


Stop! NO more!

*covering eyes and ears*


I don't want to want more children

 

[tortoise]

I see the seeds of a mouthwash commercial here.

"Breath so sweet it makes a baby coo!"

Or something.

 

[freescorfr]

No additives, inexpensive and fun.
Reminds me of the Christmases when the kids would put their expensive presents to the side and proceed to play for days with cardboard boxes.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I'm blowing on a spoon and then offering it to the baby. She thinks it's the yummiest thing ever! I'm laughing my asssssss off!!!

she keeps saying MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

hhaahahahahahah

I thought this was going to be a thread about when you fart and a little puddin comes out

now a resounding chorus of EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Guest]

perky

teasing the little ones will make them have a hell of a temper someday i know from experience!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I do that to my three yr old with empty beer bottles... J/K!!!!

actually it is fun with watch em eat air

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: wind pudding

I thought this was going to be a thread about when you fart and a little puddin comes out[/color]

Actually, that occurred to me too, but I chose not to comment.

 

[perks]

Perky, did you ever figure out what to do with her hair?

My girls both have fine hair and not a whole lot of it. None of the clips or barrettes stay in longer than 5 minutes. They look like little white trash toddlers now.

lol, I wait until she mashes bananas up in it and it sticks straight up and then i twist it and wrap elastics and clips around it, and then ducktape her hands to her torso. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol!

I've given up. Once in awhile, she doesn't tear them out of her head, so I just use a little smoothing gel and try to push her hair to the side

 

[perks]

Re: perky

teasing the little ones will make them have a hell of a temper someday i know from experience!!

<smile> I understand your concern. We were imagining and playing. It wasn't about frustrating her. I'm teaching her how to use cutlery. She's now eating real food.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: perky

teasing the little ones will make them have a hell of a temper someday i know from experience!!

so I should not poke mine with a stick when they are in their cages???

 

[perks]

Re: Re: perky

so I should not poke mine with a stick when they are in their cages???

HAHAHHA! I take mine out of the dryer at least once a day!


I love babies...








I just can't eat a whole one.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Re: perky

I love babies...

I just can't eat a whole one.

well thats why they are good to turn into jerkey, mmm, soft and chewy

 

[perks]

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well thats why they are good to turn into jerkey, mmm, soft and chewy

HAAHAHAHAHAHA!

we're sooooo gonna be arrested!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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HAAHAHAHAHAHA!

we're sooooo gonna be arrested!

yeah between this and my rantings in the doors thread I figure I am already looking at 10-15 as some guys cell bitch

 

[perks]

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yeah between this and my rantings in the doors thread I figure I am already looking at 10-15 as some guys cell bitch

then you'll be in the cage being poked with a stick

 

[tortoise]

lol, I wait until she mashes bananas up in it....

Continuing in my marketing vein, I'm seeing a new botanical hairgel craze.

"Gee Your Hair Smells Like Bananas"

 

[perks]

Continuing in my marketing vein, I'm seeing a new botanical hairgel craze.

"Gee Your Hair Smells Like Bananas"

actually when I was in Antigua the guys with the waist length dread locks used banana and allow... I wonder...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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then you'll be in the cage being poked with a stick

turn about would then be fair play or is that too much like Deliverance for ya??

 

[perks]

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turn about would then be fair play or is that too much like Deliverance for ya??

I just don't want to hear the piggy noises.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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I just don't want to hear the piggy noises.

kk, will keep the squealing to a minimum